Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

how you feel, your desires.
I couldn't. I'm spaced.
According to these instructions,
It was like walking into a lung,
You wouldn't spike me. You're too mean.
It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life...
Yes, we'll buy this place, and we'll install a fucking jukebox in here...
Evidently, country people are no more receptive to strangers than city dwellers.
Look at him! Look at Jeff Wode!
I'm not having this shag sack insulting me.
Wake up, you bastard, or I'll burn this bastard bed down.
He won't hear a thing.
We can bake the potatoes in the oven...
It depends entirely on the quality of the wine.
Survey of rural types.
No, you're not. I can't get my boots on when they're hot.
No.
Offer him yourself.
Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays.
× "And If I Spike You, You'll Know You've Been Spoken To."
I fuck arses? May be he fucks arses?
You want Working on boy
- It will die! It will die! - Monty. Monty.
- It's a bloody good little theater. - It's not much of a part, is it?
.
The only people he converses with...
Give Me a Valium I'm getting the Fear !
That's it. Next garage, I've gotta do something about that wiper.
Rejuvenate? I'm in a park, and I'm practically dead.
Maybe it's the farmer.
I have some extremely distressing news.
Must be 20,000 sheep out there on those volcanoes,
Please stop!
"Accident black spot." These aren't accidents!
Especially you, prancing like a tit.
- Nothing. - You can tell me.
mood
His mechanism's gone. He's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners.
Four floors up on the Charing Cross Road,
Eat some sugar.
I'm making time.
Here haar here
If you were hanging on to a rising balloon,
- They'll make you cut your hair. - So what? You'd lose a leg.
WE'VE GONE FOR FRIES BY MISTAKE
- What do you mean? - I've dealt with 'em.
It's impossible to use 12 papers in one joint.
- Really? - Yeah, and you gotta change its drawers for it.
Here haar here
Why don't you use a cup like any other human being?
Are you the doctor? I’ve gone to hospital by mistake
We want the finest weed known to humanity
Mars apparently...
And... oh!
I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth.
Of course you are. You're simply blackmailing your emotions...
I must be out of my mind.
There. Now, garlic,
Hmm...
Do you realize this gaff's overwhelmed with rodents?
I don't have the time.
- l- l-I'll sleep in the other room, if I may. - Anywhere you like.
"Are you a sponge or a stone?"
- Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot? - I do.
- We'll leave first thing tomorrow morning. - Tomorrow? What about tonight?
First thing we've got to do is get this fire alight.
I thought they'd all be out the back, drinking cider, discussing butter.
It won't be the first time I've been left with the couch.
I have absolutely no interest in yours.
This is insanity! I can't keep this up!
Hurry up, Mabs. We'll keep them here till they arrive.
I never thought it would be a polythene bag without a hole in it.
"lost all my mirth.
we've elected a series of cruel, maniacal tory governments by mistake
Then the fucker will rue the day.
You'll have to see me son. He runs this farm.
Quite freaked me at the time.
We've joined HR by mistake
- Who's there? - Telegram.
All right then, lovey. Let's get you to bed.
He's right, Withnail. Look at him.
I tell you, I can't take much more of this.
- Get your kit together. We're leaving in half an hour. - Half an hour?
I recommend you smoke some more grass.
Mmm, more meat?
Balls to Monty. We're getting out.
Very, very foolish words, man.
We'll have to try and make friends with him.
Because it wouldn't have helped if I hadn't.
Trump, you dreadful little Israelite
We mean no harm!
- What about him? - Why don't you give him a call?
Fat man, owns the cottage.
And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him.
- What's that? - The fuel and wood situation.
Right. We're going.