Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Right, you fucker. I'm gonna do the washing up.
- I think a drink, don't you? - What about the Wellingtons?
The only program I'm likely to get on is the fucking news.
I shall be swept away...
I have a heart condition. I have a heart condition.
Listen, you young prat. I ain't got no pheasants.
Come on, lads. Let's get home. The sky is beginning to bruise.
I know that, Monty.
without ever getting off the plane.
Nothing down there of interest to you.
You will make it low. Why trust one drug and not the other?
we've picked two racists by mistake
- Monty? Uncle Monty? - Same. That's the one.
I feel unusual. I think we should go outside.
You're the food and plumbings man. I have no idea. I wish I'd found this an hour ago.
Never point guns at people! It's extremely dangerous.
Grab its ring! Keep your bag up!
Here Claire hair
Bear right bear right Stay in this lane
If I had known that, I would never have attempted to come between you.
- Chin-chin. - To a delightful weekend in the country.
and never a job at the top of them.
Changeover point.
and get you fitted with some good quality rubber boots.
Little traitors.
Jesus Christ! Why have you drugged their onions?
Exam appeal boards be like
Don't attempt anything without the gloves.
any more than it's mine that I adore you.
What happened to my agent? Bastard must have died.
They can handle the caftan, but they can't handle the bell.
He lied to you. We're an affair.
This doll is extremely dangerous. It has voodoo qualities.
but I really think I ought to be out there getting work done on the car.
- I'm gonna crack. - I'm in the same boat.
B***s! I'll Swallow it and run a mile!
Then we split into two fact-finding groups.
It's not me, it's him!
If I golfed you you'd think a golf was a golf
We have been for years, but he doesn't want you to know.
I don't care what he knows! Monty, you've gotta go! You've gotta leave!
- Who's he going to telephone? - Squat Betty.
I mean to have you even if it must be burglary
There is, you will agree, a certain "je ne sai quoi,"
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You don't understand! I think there may be something living in there.
I'll murder the pair of yous!
I'm going for a cup of tea. Do you want one?
Have you got soup? Why didn't I get an soup?
- I mean... - Stranded!
Monty - you terrible cunt
Do you like to experience all facets of life?
Oh my boys!
You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the trouser...
- What geezer? - Some bald geezer.
Me, when I realise I can't tinder
Well, it's better than nothing.
"What a piece of work is a man,
Then they must be delighted with your career.
"Why, it appeareth nothing to me...
You've got a truck coming up. About 200 yards.
"I fuck arses." Who fucks arses? Maybe he fucks arses. Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity?
I loathe those Russian plays. Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow!
You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you’re doing it.
Oh, my boys.
On holiday by mistake
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Well, that settles it, then. We'll leave immediately.
- What was that? - That's it. That's it.
I can't cheat on him. It would kill him.
Hey, sarge, what's that clown doing?
- Hey, stop! - Stop!
Free to those who can afford it Very expensive to those who can't
Bastard's psychotic. You've only got to look at him.
"Looking a bit lonely, isn't he?"
I want something’s flesh
"how noble in reason,
We've exited the EU by mistake!
That is an unfortunate political decision,
What papers, Danny?
Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being?
and got progressively more arse-holed...
Have you been away?
"'He used to pick on me. But now he's stopped,
- I've been asleep. - Who is the huge spade in the bath?
I might come and see you lads in a week. I might fetch you up a rabbit.
Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity?
Mm-hmm.
Yes. You'd better go to him.
Alex, let’s not do this, okay?
Hello? How are you?
Excuse me. Could we have an eel?
Don't I? I damned well do.
"All Along the Watchtower"]
I know you're not asleep, boy.
I think an evening at The Crow
I think we'd better get him to bed.
I must get out of here at once.
It's horrible, really. But they like that, little girls.
My Dad'll pick up the boxes in a week.
shat on by Tories, shoveled up by Labor.
Early night will do us both good.
How can we make it die?
Two quid? You're out of your mind.
That's why he's rejecting me while you're here.
I called him a ponce,
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Bastards! Just to suck...
- What are you talking about? - You love him.
I demand to have some booze!