Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

how can we make it die?
Stop saying that, Withnail! Of course he's the fucking farmer!
You wanna go out back? Get some spuds up?
A coward you are, Withnail An expert on bulls you are not
Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith Tea Rooms, and we want them removed.
I'd be sucked into his trap. One of us has got to stay on guard.
They're throwing themselves into the road! Gladly!
Are you the doctor? I’ve come to hospital by mistake
You undo your valve...
Running out of time, Din uses a crane to jump onto the back of the van as it slowly heads for a bridge
His agent. He's wasting his time because he won't be in.
Flowers are essentially tarts,
- Your eyes? - Mmm.
We shall buy this place and fire you immediately.
Knorr Stock Pot? I can double what you can
I wondered if you could sell us some food... eggs and things.
Pints?
You must tell me all the news. I haven't seen you since you finished your last show.
I haven't been up for a job in three months!
"- Where Are We? - We're Approaching London."
Bye.
but you must leave.
AHH you post at Bluesky
keep ourselves alive till 12:00.
We've just run out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?
We don't want a rabbit we want a pheasant
You know what we should do?
I must have some booze.
Opened the oven door, and it was in there looking at me.
I'm gonna eat some sugar.
Oh, Christ Almighty! A sinew in nicotine base.
If I see that silage heap hanging about up here,
This is ridiculous.
Our car has arrived.
We're friends of Montague Withnail.
We want
He told me that first day you came to Chelsea.
I'm making time.
- What were you in? - Tanks.
When that moment comes,
- But we have my car, dear boy. - Yes, but if it rains, we're buggered.
I think an evening At the swan
and seep out the pores.
Monty, there's something I have to explain to you.
- Would you like a smoke? - Yes.
He was a dreadful little Israelite.
O B
Balls! I'll swallow it and run a mile.
Get any more masculine than him, you'd have to live up a tree.
longtemps longtemps L 'odeur de tes cheveux. "
Get into the countryside, rejuvenate.
Chin Chin
Do you want Indie ? Stop fucking saying that Jenkins of course he wants indie
Look! Come here! Down here. Look.
Ponce!
As a youth I used to weep in butchers' shops
Help us out, Raymond.
"Look you, this brave, o'er hanging firmament.
We've acquired an empire by mistake
What about food? Do you think you could sell us something to eat?
Genesis are back. Will we never be set free?
I've come in here with the express intention of wishing one on you.
He ain't been here for a couple of years.
"I am yours ever faithfully,
- Perhaps it's in the other bag. - Perhaps it is.
whining about ducks going to Moscow.
We've GONE on a TEAM BUILDING AWAY DAY BY MISTAKE
But he is.
Any minute now, he's gonna rush out and get into his tights.
Well done.
Are you the Farmer?
You bloody fool. You should never mix your metaphors
I don't want to understudy anybody, especially that little pimp.
Your two and up two.
It will get better. It has to.
Keep back, keep back. The entire sink's gone rotten.
"Man delights not me.
There was an empty wine bottle on the ledge.
ARE YOU A VEGAN?
Oh, sorry. Sherry's in there.
... ..
Oh, how delicious.
Hey Richard Thumbprint hun?
I'm told you're a writer too.
London is a country coming down from its trip.
I tried to get the fuel and wood.
- Where's our checks? - Didn't sign on.
It takes away your appetite looking at it.
I'm in considerable danger in here.
Come on. Let's pack up and get out of here before it gets dark.
We've gone to Leuven by mistake
What fucker said that?
Tractor approaching.
By the time the doors opened, he was arse-holed on rum...
Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!
WE'VE COME ON A TEAM BUILDING AWAY DAY BY MISTAKE
My advice for the weekend
Operation save big dog moves to next level
Balls to Monty? I already spent an hour flattering the bugger.
What absolute twaddle!
When ur down for shitt Forshore
So do I. So does everybody.
Perfumed ponce!
What lane? What lane? I can't see the fucking lane.
Oh, bollocks to the Wellingtons.
- Here comes another fucker.
I thank you for it,
What does Uncle Monty think ?
Maybe he loves asses
Imagine the size of his balls....
And we want them here, and we want them now.
- Yes. - Surrounded by trees and nature,
WE'VE GONE TO DURHAM BY MISTAKE
When Mcgloofs agent calls
In that case, to a delightful weekend in the country.
Then we must choose our moment...
You bloody fool. You should never mix your metaphors
It's not my fault if the system doesn't work.
I will say one thing for Monty.
All right, this is the plan. We'll get in there and get wrecked.