Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Danny. - You're looking very beautiful, man.
The real lockdown rules: Stay at (any) home. Spread the virus. Save your career
All right. Give us a tanner, and I'll give him a bell.
You can't miss him. His leg's bound in polythene.
If I hadn't told him you were active, we'd never have got the cottage.
See him? Look.
No, no, no. It'll be too late. I'll be knifed by then.
Jesus Christ! Why Have You Drugged Their Onions?
- Right, right, right. - Police, please.
Now, last card up.
You little thug! How dare you!
I'll show the lot of you!
No, it doesn't. I'm starving.
We've written an orm by mistake
Apart from a raw potato, That's the only solid to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours. I must be ill.
We've got to keep this bastard burning.
"It's gone.
You needn't explain. He's told me everything.
Get hold of that map and look for a place called Crow Crag.
For dear Ethan I know you’re not asleep
I agree. It's more a question of selecting to whom one will be faithful.
What are you doing? Sitting here enjoying my lockdown
I demand to have some booze!
What fucker said that?
Will Everyone Igor Rango.
Oi'll morder de pear o' yuss!
"Paragon of animals:
Vanessa's advice for the weekend
That's what I thought. Except for personal use, I concur with you.
- In respect of what? - I'm thinking of changing my name.
- I voted Conservative. - Are you faithful?
- Okay, okay. Any minute. - The house or out.
Starts comin' on really bald with me.
I say, you know what we should do?
- What should we do? - Get out of it for a while.
Me, when I realise I can't tinder
- Don't talk about them. - I imagine they're talkin' to each other.
I happen to be the proprietor.
Not only that, he's a raving homosexual.
He's come to kill us. What are we gonna do?
Turn off my air con?
It's obsessed with its gut. It's like a bloody rugby ball now.
And give em a dose of unadulterated child's piss
Soup
Jesus Christ! This huge, thatched head...
Cunt give him two years.
Oh, Oxford
We've come on an epic by mistake And we haven't got any food
Hmm, excuse me.
"but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
I have some extremely distressing news.
- If you don't leave, we'll call the police. - Balls!
we've elected a series of cruel, maniacal tory governments by mistake
There's nothing out there except a hurricane.
Could I have a word with you, Monty?
you're presented with a difficult decision...
Monty's car.
- What are we supposed to do with that? - Eat it.
Followed by a left slow hander.
Wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it.
what fucker said that?
Connelly's has more covid than you've had hot dinners .
No, thank you. I'll go out for a walk.
He doesn't want anybody to know. We're both in it. We're obsessed with each other.
I could take double anything you could.
We pack up. We get out tomorrow.
"drugs banned in sport.
We’ve created a European Super League by mistake.
very, very foolish words, man
When I come in, I seen one the size of a fucking dog.
Well, it doesn't mean to say I've got it. They probably just want to see me again.
Will we never be set free?
September. Bad patch.
No need to insult me, man. I was leaving anyway.
I was gonna cash 'em in for you.
and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about."
Oh, my boys! My boys! Forgive me!
Look at him! Look at Jeff Wode!
It will pass, be seated
Do you want indie? Stop fuckin’ saying that Jenkins of course he wants indie
I'm a friend of Montague Withnail's. He's lent us his cottage.
At some point or another, I want to stop and get hold of a child.
I adore you.
No, it ain't. I looked into it, studied the papers.
There she is.
"I'm gonna pull your head off because I don't like your head."
I don't advise a haircut, man.
Get theJag fixed up, spend a week in the country.
Oh, tomatoes. Yes.
Shut up!
Oh, for fuck's sake.
I can't. Those dreadful, beady eyes. They stare you out.
Tsk!
What's all this? The man's mad.
Introducing myself to the Holiday Inn Derby
Don't threaten me with a dead fish.
Positvie
Oi Barnwell!
- Go ask him if we can have one. - What for?
I brought two of these in case either of you was any good in the kitchen.
Look at my tongue.
When you came in, we thought it was him.