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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Rather busy, Uncle. TV and stuff.
I respect you for your sensitivity.
You have done something to your brain.
Oh, God!
- You'd go if you had boots?
This grass grows at exactly 2,000 feet above sea level.
The theatrical zeal in the veins.
No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear.
All right this is the plan Get in there and get REKT
So we're gonna make one that shits itself as well.
Give em a dose of unadulterated child’s piss
I don't know. It'll happen.
"Jeff Wode is feeling better...
I've come back from holiday by mistake
- I'm fire lighter and fuel collector. - Yeah, I know that, but I got the logs in.
The bitch hung up on me.
Got a randy bull up there. Give me one in the knee.
WE'VE GONE ON BREXIT BY MISTAKE
- The toy industry. - I thought you were in the bottle industry.
My agent's attempting to edge me towards Royal Shakespeare Company again.
Oh... very well.
Where?
I could bring you some logs up later. I've got the cows to feed first.
Oh, hello! Come in.
The purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals is back.
We've sold the Saudis missiles by mistake We've sold the Saudis missiles by mistake
We're in the middle of a fucking gale.
You utter utter CUNT! You DREADFUL cunt!
These shall be my pleasure.
You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks!
good luck cure up your cankles it was wooshtabra canky panky
What fucker said that?
"how like an angel in apprehension.
WHAT FUCKER SAID THAT!??
At 2:00 in the morning? It's the killer.
We've gone all liberal by mistake
Quite freaked me at the time.
I feel unusual. I think we should go outside.
We've gone 300 miles to Durham by mistake
This is me naked in a corner!
St. Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that.
You haven't got a chance!
we've picked two racists by mistake
Don't attempt anything without the gloves
Dead down the drain? What have you done to them?
- Let's get its feet off. - No.
Beastly ungrateful little swine, Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day!
Oh, how I tried not to.
- It was perfectly inconsiderate of me. - It's perfectly all right, Monty.
It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less.
I got a bastard behind the eyes.
we are not drunks we are multimillionaires
This is most embarrassing.
- Because I wanna walk you to the station. - Well, don't.
This is ridiculous.
The Camberwell Carrot This will tend to make you very high
Now get after him. That's the man.
- No we won't. It ain't legal. - I assume we can quote you.
let go before it's too late?
Oh!
Cake. What's it got to do with you?
I can't take aspirins without a drink.
No, man. That's a sideline. You can have that.
There must and shall be aspirin.
Meta
You've got ten minutes, right? I want you out 'cause I want to get in.
I’ve gone to a party by mistake!
and breakfasts that 'set in,'
You terrible cunt!
You frightened the piss out of me. Move over. I'm getting in.
"This majestical roof fretted with golden fire.
NASDAQ Balls! I'll swallow it and run a mile.
I'm testing my eyesight
You can prepare me a small rhesus-negative Bloody Mary.
I think he means it.
If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumor was a birthday present.
Reckons you owe him 266 quid back rent.
You could never, never disguise it.
Christ, Withnail. You'll suffer for this.
Get in the back of the van!
- But it's agreed. It's what he wants. - No, I don't.
I think I'll call myself ... Desmond Swayne
I'm not from London, you know.
What do you mean, "sorry"? What's going on? What's he doing here?
This evening, you barely looked at me.
Mica Richards Imagine the size of his balls
trump
How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader!
We're making a bank my mistake
Are you the doctor? I’ve gone to hospital by mistake
Monty you terrible cunt!
You’ve been avoiding my eyes, haven’t you?
Jose when the old man is better dressed than him
We've got a synod position by mistake
- I'm off now. - Already?
This is the morning! Stand aside!
Will you stop laughing? They wanna throw us out.
I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose.
Finest wines know to humanity
Please, I don't feel good.
WE'VE GONE ON BREXIT BY MISTAKE
Listen, Monty. Could I just have a quick word with you? In private?
If you want to humiliate me, humiliate me.
Do you like vegetables?
If you think you're gonna have a weekend's indulgence at his expense,
Garlic, rosemary and salt
This doll is extremely dangerous.
I confiscated it from Monty's supplies.
We've changed job by mistake
Where did you school?
- You've got eels down your leg. - You leave them alone.
He's an expert.
It's too like Donald Wolfit.
- What for? - To rub on us, you fool.
- Have you selected? - I'm terribly tired.
who had red hair and a book of poetry...
This is ridiculous.
I'll put one of these here black pods on you.
You're full of scotch, you silly tool.
You won't keep us anywhere.
You can't miss him. He's your man.