Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He wants to come in. He's trying to get in.
Very well.
Sir.
He told me about your problems,
We've locked our contract by mistake
With. With.
“I’m a trained barrister reduced to the status of a bum!”
I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary!
It has voodoo qualities.
- Come on. - Look here, my cousin's a QC.
You can stuff it up your arse for nothing ...and fuck off while you're doing it!
You want me to call what's-his-name and ask him about his house?
No nor women neither
and give 'em a dose of unadulterated child's piss,
You look like a pair of farm hands.
a sulfer-stained, nicotine yellow and fly-blown lung.
Are you published?
Eat it? The fucker's alive.
We worked out, it would be very handy karma for him to get hold of a suit.
That's all right, Danny. We decided to lay off for a bit.
I'm terribly tired. I need to go to bed.
We woke up in the morning by mistake
- Do you want a cup of tea, Withnail? - No.
Sit down, do. Would you like a drink?
Monty!
We are, indeed, drifting into the arena of the unwell,
We live in a land of weather forecasts...
Never hide things from one another Liar, you’ve got anti-freeze!
Joe's situation
I’m gonna pull your head off because I don’t like your head
I feel as sick as a pike.
We've come to the Championship by mistake.
They pick up signals from the cosmos...
Cool your boots, man. This pill's valued at two quid.
- Give me the matches. - Downstairs.
But old now... old.
Ponce
Montague Withnail. You must know him!
I've looked into it. Listen to me! Listen to me!
What are you doing, prowling around in the middle of the fucking night!
There's a man on the mountain.
Give me a downer, Danny. My brain's capsizing.
" He needs a queen to come to the rescue."
Yes, you must, mustn't you?
I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering.
rosemary and salt.
We've Voted Lib Dem By Mistake
I know you're not asleep, boy.
These aren't mine. They belong to him.
Why doesn't he retire?
And God fulfills Himself in many ways.
- Monty? He'd go to New York. - It was a calculated risk.
Have you got soup? Why didn't I get any soup?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
the Coalman had to go toJamaica.
- What are you doing? - I'm going for a slash.
Rue the day
- You lead him astray. - I beg your pardon, Monty.
It's your Birthday Congratulations
Hair are your aerials.
We've gone on a #MarchForLeave by mistake.
All right this is the plan We get in there and get REKT
Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that. That's worse than meths.
- Are you published? - Oh, no.
THE FUCKER WILL RUE THE DAY!
All the glorious trials of youth, dear boy.
Does his dog get in the oven?
- Listen. - There is nothing! Get to bed!
Right. We're gonna have to reverse the roles.
Withnail Holiday
Mad fucking bastard!
So do you. So does everybody
Like Greenland in here.
We're incompatible. They don't like me being on stage.
Do you write poems?
Liam finish Making the meme
Stop! Please!
I fuck arses May be he fuck arses?
Of course he is. If he catches one of us,
What absolute twaddle
And for once, I'm inclined to believe that Withnail is right.
Sherry.
- Monty! Monty, Monty! - Monty, you terrible cunt!
I was gonna have to have a word with you anyway.
What are you doing? Sitting down to enjoy my lockdown
This place has become impossible.
we want the finest cums available to humanity
...whatever the will of discord is
× "As A Youth, I Used To Weep In Butcher Shops."
Tou want working on boy
one feels a glorious stirring of the senses...
I could bring you a chicken, but you'll have to go to the village.
What about wood and coal?
But sooner or later, you gotta get out...
Oh, I intend to.
"It's a most excellent canopy, the air.
- Where's the whiskey? - What for?
What absolute twaddle
Out of my way!
WE'RE MAKING A BANK BY MISTAKE
We've gone to Durham by mistake
I've driven to Barnard Castle by mistake
"I have of late, but wherefore I know not,
Oh, look at this little bastard!
Given them all drugged onions.
He's come in because of this perpetual cold.
Oh, God! I don't feel good.
Brutal
This is how I feel
YOU MERELY IMAGINED IT
I didn't call you inhumane. You merely imagined it. Calm down.
- Sherry. - Sherry.
I assure you, nothing, M-Monty.
Bear right bear right
- Why not? - All right. What's his number?
I let him in this morning. He lost one of his clogs.
Mars apparently
What are you talking about, Danny?
I think an evening at the crow
Time, gentlemen.
Listen, we're bona fide. We're not from London. Could we have some fuel and wood?
A pair of quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints, please.
- I see you're wearing a suit. - What's it got to do with you?
We are not drunks. We are multimillionaires.
And how dare you tell him I love you.
IT'S LIKE GREENLAND IN HERE
Matter? Where's it coming from?