Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think an evening at the Crow
here on this fucking mountainside!
Shhh! Shhh!
We're making a bank my mistake
I knew you were a services man.
You shouldn't treat each other so badly.
Good ol'Jake is back.
Sod your pheasants! You'll have to find us first.
Monty…
The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over.
But he's a very low-temperature spade, the Coalman.
Jake isn't a friend, Monty. I'd hoped to avoid telling you this,
Listen, I don't know what my... acquaintance did to upset you,
I seen a fat man. London type. Queer sort.
Do you mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingtons?
- We'll leave the car till later. Leave this to me. - I'll come. I fancy a walk.
Don't look. I'm dealing with it.
All right. We'll get the lunch done, and then we'll leave.
Honestly, I've only had a few ales.
Where did you school?
- What's that appalling smell? - Perfume on my boots.
Maybe he eats asses
Oh, this is ridiculous. I'll have to sleep in your bed.
Then you get horribly drunk, and they can't fucking touch you.
Operation Save Big Dog moves to next level.
I want something's flesh!
The only thing you're in that I have been in is this fucking bath!
But I'll come up after you, and I'll wake you up with a live one.
Get that damned little swine out of here!
Night night
- There's something floating up. - Fork it!
Four hours till opening time. God help us.
Keep back, keep back. The entire sink's gone rotten.
No, I haven't got another.
Except, of course, the problems tend to take the edge off the pleasure.
Why is he wearing that old suit?
- Shits itself? - He's an expert.
Night night
What you have done will have to be paid for.
We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.
If your father was my father, you wouldn't get it.
To tutor it in the ways of righteousness...
They're sellin' hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man.
What fucker said that?
you refuse everything but a urine sample.
"'He used to get in bad tempers,' says his wife.
I think we've been in here too long.
You beastly little parasite! How dare you?
He's so Mauve. We don't know what he's planning.
And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.
I wanna be alone.
Can't, actually. I mean, I'd love to stay, but he's more adamant to get back than I am.
French?
Scrubbers everywhere you go
- Yeah, I know that. You've gotta kill it. - Me?
Mr. Parkin. What happened to your leg?
Get away from the car.
This is all your fault.
Do you like vegetables?
You don't want to go to Manchester anyway. Play a bloody soldier?
I've hitherto suspected in you but not noticed, due to highly evasive skills.
Hold on. Don't let your imagination run away with you.
We want the finest ice creams known to humanity
- You've been busy in here? - As a bee.
Clearly a myth.
Don't vent spleen on me! I'm in the same boat!
Don't vent spleen on me! I'm in the same boat!
Oh, wait for us to finish, dear boy. We'll all go.
- How dare you tell him that! - Sorry about that.
"And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition...
"I fuck arses." Who fucks arses?
I'm just trying to establish you in some sort of context he'd understand.
Listen, Withnail. It's a stinker. Why don't you go back?
He's building the prototype now.
He's not in my room, all right? That's the condition, all right?
Iran. Ohh, a crack at the mullahs
Please don't.
The police, Miss Blenehassitt.
Would you like a drink?
we went swimming by mistake
DANNY YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!!
One hardly says that.
Danny's here. Headhunter to his friends.
- What pot? - Our cooking pot.
and you will be held responsible in law.
And soon...
That is a dog. Belongs to the fellow downstairs.
- It's probably foxes looking for grub. - Listen. Listen.
He's going away.
I've made a life for myself in Stockport by mistake
You can stuff it up your arse ....for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!
Perfumed Ponce!
in a punt with a chap called Norman...
Can you help me I've joined a basketball guessing game by mistake
Boy.
My heart's beating like a fucked clock!
- Are you a sponge or a stone? - What do you mean?
and we got a plate full of carrots.
I suppose happiness is relative.
Or hang on and keep getting higher?
What absolute twaddle
Uh, yes, well. Uh... good night.
Stop that bull!
Why are we having lunch in here?
one's ambition ceases.
Have we got any embrocation?
And the Coalman looks at him and says,
Don't Go - There are things in there - there's a Teabag growing and
- Oh, no!
"Perhaps it is appropriate justice for the eavesdropper...
Followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes...
We've
But I've got us a bottle open.
Had a weight under his fez.
.
from the H.E. Bates novel I'd read.
I want you to take one deep breath and fill this bag.
- What about this chicken? - He's on the back.
You haven't time. We're taking late luncheon at 3:00.
Then we'll eat a pork pie. Then we'll drop a couple of Surmontil 50s each.
Stop. Get down.
Siiting down to enjoy my holiday
Monty.
And he's gonna do something about the car.
I think i'll go into Borgin and Burks first. Hi what book takes your fancy today? The Monster Book of Monsters and Charm Your Own Cheese that's ten Gringotts Knuts thank you have a magical day.
That's right. Put on the gloves.
WE'VE LEFT THE EU BY MISTAKE
Thought I was going for a minute.
Have you got any food?