Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- He's not gonna try anything. - Of course he is!
What are you doing in my bed?
Then stick it in a soap tray and save it for later.
And it isn't his fault he cannot love you...
What's all this going off in private business? Why did you tell him I went to Eton?
- I'll go alone. - You're not leaving me in here alone.
I knew you were a tiny dicked man You can never disguise it
He takes exception to this.
'Course he does. Probably on a tenner a day, and I know what for.
Imagine the size of his balls
"how infinite in faculties,
- I'm placing you under arrest. - Don't be ridiculous. I haven't done anything.
- Are we there? - No, we're not. We're here.
I've run to Durham by mistake
This grass is the most powerful in the Western Hemisphere.
Well, this afternoon I shall take you both into Penrith...
- It's a part I intend to play, Uncle. - And you'll be marvelous.
Outside The Cammarch Hotel
Jesus, look at that!
We're multimillionaires.
We've gone on holiday by mistake
The fucking kettle's on fire!
Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything!
We won the argument...
Law
Maybe he Gods arses
- Four. - This is for the raise. We'll see the two.
I'll sleep here.
when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself,
"admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids,
We'll tell them they had a farmer's conference and had a run on them.
- I'm not. - Of course you are. Cooking is one of the natural instincts.
I'm afraid we must drink from these.
Give me a Valium. I'm getting the fear!
The thermostats! What have you done to them?
We're leaving in a minute.
"'I took drugs to win medal,' says top athleteJeff Wode.
You mustn't blame yourself. I know how you feel and how difficult it is.
Imagine the size of his balls.
We've done a lynch mob by mistake
No, I'm not. What is it, Monty?
I couldn't drink it. I've got a cramp in the mouth from grinning.
It's like a tide. Give in to it, boy.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I have.
We'll have another pair of large scotches.
I'm 30 in a month, and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe.
Have you got soup? Why didn't I get any soup?
The finest wines available to humanity
I was dreaming. What do you want?
Ace bets. Ace bets two and it's over to you.
He's in. He's sharpening a fucking knife.
FORK IT!!
I told him there's no question of payin' rent on a property cut with rodents.
She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself.
Yeah, my partner's got a really good idea for making dolls.
Apart from a raw potato, That's the only solid to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours.
- I wouldn't drink that if I was you. - Why not?
- What are you talking about, Danny? - Politics, man.
You never discuss your family, do you?
Eat some cake, soak up the booze.
Two pound ten a tit, and a fiver for his arse.
What do you think of Desmond Wolfe?
We desperately need fuel and wood.
Marvelous.
Matter? Where's it coming from?
And how dare you tell him you rejected me.
- Problems? What problems? - You are a toilet trader.
I've come a very long way to see you both.
I wouldn't dream of depriving the dear fellow of his bed, especially in that condition.
- Great. How much do we owe you? - Pay us when you come down.
His name's Presuming Ed. His sister give him the idea.
'As a youth, I used to weep in Butcher's shops...
Here. Get it with the pliers.
What on earth will people think of me turning up with you two?
We are, indeed, drifting into the arena of the unwell
It's a bloody chicken! Just think of it with bacon across its back.
He can't. He'll go away.
Excuse me. We were wondering if we could purchase a pheasant off of you?
- Scrubbers! Scrubbers! - Shut up!
- How can we make it die? - You have to throttle them.
Vegetables again.
- Has he just been busted? - No.
- Time gents, please. - All right. We're gonna have to work quickly.
- Are you going to bed now? - No.
I’ve got addicted to cocaine by mistake
Danny's a genius. I'm gonna have a doze.
We are 91 days from the end of this decade,
We've stopped making Freddie Mac by mistake.
You get a Toshiba X9A and you get a Toshiba X9A Everyone gets a Toshiba X9A
Keep back, keep back. The entire sink's gone rotten.
We live in a kingdom of rains...
It's him. What does he want?
No, we have nothing. Sit down.
Vim under the sink.
My wife is having a baby.
Stop laughing, Withnail. This is serious.
Don't you agree?
I'm sorry if I frightened you. I should have knocked, but...
You are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure.
You want working on, boy.
We can cover ourselves in Deep Heat and get up against the rakdiator
You want working on, boy.
Who Plz
- What do you mean? A rat? - It's possible.
Oh, didn't he tell you? We have to get back to sign on.
Then the f*cker(s) will rue the day!”
2 large lattes, 2 pints of squash, ice in the squash.
I've gone on holiday by mistake
Running out of time, Din uses a crane to jump onto the back of the van as it slowly heads for a bridge
- Do you grow? - Geraniums.
If you don't shut up, we'll get stopped by the police.
No, no. He's down here.
There's two of them here. Look. Come on, come on.
Very expensive to those that can't.