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We expected a volley of argument concerning Mr. Redgrave.
"that he should leave as his trade determines...
Nigel You terrible cunt!
- Sherry? - Sherry? Oh, dear, no, no, no.
Up yours Grandad!
- I'm afraid we have to leave by 3:00, Monty. - Leave?
I feel like a pig shat in my head
"could you meet our client?" "...or reply to an email?"
I have no idea. I've never met him.
Geez. He'd come all this way.
No, I'm not in London. Penrith.
This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety.
- I don't know how to do them. - Well, of course you don't.
I’m doing anaesthetics training by mistake
"No, nor women neither.
SCRUBBERS!
We don't want a rabbit. We want a pheasant.
"Boy lands plum role for top Italian director."
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We'll be found dead in here next spring.
You want working on boy
WE'VE GONE TO MASS BY MISTAKE
and I'll take these and I'll have the couch.
Yes, it was rather amusing, actually.
What absolute twaddle.
All right, get hold of it. You hold it down. I'll strangle it.
Listen to this. "Curse of the supermen.
Presuming Ed.
Liar! You've got antifreeze.
Well, it's the two queens to beat.
She's my sister.... she's not from London you know
he's much better in our sex life and in our general life."'
- Have you been at the controls? - What are you talking about?
Ice in the cider!
What?
How about one of those pheasants? Go on, ask him.
I've always been fond of root crops,
We’ve taken on the Devil by mistake
I knew you were a tiny dicked man You can never disguise it
You have made it high.
I've scored my first test hundred by mistake
I have some extremely distressing news.
"Here hare, here."
As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops
- Ireland. - Ooh, crack at the Mick?
He's lying. Lying!
The law rather appeals to me, actually.
No. He'd like a bit of pleading. Adds spice to it.
- Scrubbers! - Up yours, Granddad!
This instant.
Have we got any more?
Always full of women staring out of windows,
I’ve eaten half a sausage in Seaview by mistake
and a complexion like the inside of a teapot.
- He means business. - Anyway, he sent me out to tell you coffee's ready.
A man with three-quarters of an inch of brain had taken a dislike to me.
blah blah
- Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. - Then I won't have a slash.
For Christ's sake, Withnail, stop laughing. This is a notice of eviction.
- Where are we? - We're approaching London.
Stop that bull!
You've even given him the fucking gun.
His name is Juan.
No man's put me down yet.
We'll be found dead in here next spring
I don't suppose you've engaged, have you?
- There's black puddings in it. - Black puddings are no good to us.
WHY TRUST ONE DRUG AND NOT THE OTHER?
Stop, please! Please stop!
Your relative with the house in the country.
My boys, we're at the end of an age.
Garlic, Rosemary... ... and salt
I’m doing anaesthetics training by mistake
and a fecund motion of the soul.
Ah, Baudelaire.
Come on, old boy. What's in your hump?
Have you got vaccine? Why didn't I get any vaccine
Much more of this, I'm gonna apply for Meals On Wheels.
All hairdressers are in the employment of the government.
- Think he's happier than us? - No.
Little tarts. They love it.
Bit early in the morning for festivities isn't it
Are you for starmer? Of course he’s for fucking starmer he understands social democracy from…
Sorry, I can't. My boots are in the oven.
Ice in the cider!
WE'VE SET UP A HARD BORDER IN NI BY MISTAKE
Precisely the reason I'm smokin' it.
PRIME MINISTER, WE'VE COME TO YOUR PARTY BY MISTAKE
Exam appeal boards be like Oh, you went to Eton ?
Give me the keys. Get out of the way.
This doesn't go down at all well.
and we can boil this bastard over the fire.
- Who's there? - Me.
Gladly.
Sit down, man. Take control.
How can we make it die?
Have you...
- What papers? - Legal papers.
When you wake up to president trump
That wouldn't make any difference in last week's payments.
WE'VE GONE ON BREXIT BY MISTAKE
- Last time I saw him he was with his son. - Yeah, that's him.
"Could you confirm your editorial schedule?" "...maybe by Friday then?"
I had a punctured tire. I had to wait an eon for assistance.