Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

liven all you stiffs up a bit..
For reasons I can't really discuss with you...
He's got our checks. What are you doing with these?
We’ve gone on holiday by mistake!
In this instance, it most certainly would not.
No need to get uptight man, I was merely making an observation.
Stop saying vaccine rollout was great It’s boosters we need now!
I don't know. I don't know.
and discuss it sensibly in the street.
You're Drunk
What do you want?
Then the f”?:-(s) will rue the day!
- I've got one!
- Go down there and ask him. - Don't be a fool. He's got a gun.
by some vulgar little tumor.
He told me about your problems,
Forgive me. It was inconsiderate of me not to have telegrammed.
Now, come along. I'm going to teach you how to peel a potato.
The only thing...
But he told me you were in purgatory because he couldn't love you.
- with this really rather far-out looking hat... - Wig.
It's just thoughts, really.
What are you doing? Sitting down to enjoy my holiday.
Stop saying that! You're not in the same boat.
Not another word. Jake can wait too.
If I hear more words out of you,
A bit early in the morning for festivities isnt it?
All right, you made your point.
We’ve kept 30 million doses of Oxford vaccine In a warehouse in Italy by mistake
No, man. This was more like a long white hat.
Why don't you ask your father for some money?
- Yeah, you're the cook. - And... what on earth are those?
No fridges, no televisions, no phones!
Having said that, I now intend to leave for London.
Exam appeal boards be like
Listen, I pay you ten percent to do that.
'Cause if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine.
I heard a noise.
- I'll have to come with you. - Will you get out?
Listen, we're bona fide. We're not from Auckland...
I can never touch meat until it's cooked.
- Eccentric. - Eccentric? He's insane!
What do you want?
Here, Hare here.
Connelly's has more covid than you've had hot dinners .
Merely forced it a little. Sorry if I frightened you.
Christ Almighty!
with this really rather far-out looking hat
We can cover ourselves in Deep Heat and get up against the radiator,
And here we are... we three...
It's dinner, and Danny's here.
I was allowing memory to have the better of me.
He'll go for you. When he does, I'll jump on his back.
That's politics, isn't it?
I feel like a pig shat in my head
stained with the butter drips from crumpets.
I feel unusual.
Mmm. As a matter of fact, I got a saveloy.
Shat on by the Tories Shovelled up by labour
- Night-night, then, Monty. - I want to be alone!
I feel like a pig shat in my head.
Glengowla
I'm sure together we could persuade him.
His head must weigh 50 pounds on its own.
- This is my bed, and I demand precedence. - No!
We want the finest radiators available to humanity
Lockdown
Cats are Dickheads!
No thank you
Exam appeal boards be like
So he looks at the Coalman and says,
I often wonder where Norman is now.
We'll have to tackle him. You stay in bed, pretending to be asleep.
Have you got soup? Why didn't I get any soup?
and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine?
- There's always time for a drink. - No.
Makes no difference, so long as you keep taking the pills.
He's coming through the window. He's getting in.
- Oh, splendid. - And he's just had an audition for rep.
Gray yellow sock.
Oh, forgive me, dear boy. Forgive me.
Demo Boom! (To Say That A House Falling Apart Is The Very Least Of Our Worries!) I Agree Sunny! But There's No Time For That Let's Head To Curdled Cave Now!
Wake up, you bastard! You gotta get wood.
I've got a blinding fucking headache.
Let him get his drugs out.
- Why? - Because... I've told you why.
Warm up? We may as well sit around a cigarette.
Can't find the rosemary.
The bastard asked me to understudy Constantine in The Seagull.
Not the attitude I'd been given to expect...
Two large gins, two pints of cider….. ….. ice in the cider.
Fuckers
- What time is it? - It's 8:00.
If you hit me, it's murder.
I suppose...
I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent than half the rubbish that gets on television.
Posing the question, how long can you keep a grip on the rope?
What is it, Monty? I'm terribly tired. I need to go to sleep.
Indeed, I remember my first agent.
Withnail, you bastard. Wake up.
Especially you, prancing like a tit.
I mean, look at us! Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights!
You've been avoiding my eyes, haven't you?
I'm going to buy some razors and shaving soap.
It is called a Camberwell Carrot.
What the hell are you doing? Nothing
A poacher. We got into a tiff, and he threatened me with a dead fish.
This'll tend to make you very high.
And at night we'd find some barn and fall asleep,
Because a gang of cheeroot vendors considered a haircut beyond my abilities.
Congratulations!
You got an A*? Oh, you went to Eton?
- I will. - No, I'd better go. I wanna dig the car out anyway.
Ugh!
We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?
- What are you talking about? - I've been called a ponce.
making an enemy of our own future.
Boy.
I'll say one thing for Fritzl He keeps a sensational cellar.