Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What about what's-his-name?

I demand to have some Dahlias!!!

Got a bit carried away. Sort of said it without thinking.

Apart from a raw potato, That's the first solid to pass my lips the the last 60 hours. I must be ill.

how the spike protein got its name

I've been watching you.

- What is it? - It's the killer.

I feel unusual I think we should go outside

"A requiem for England." - How right you are. How right you are.

Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above you fucking appendix doesn't mean anything

No, I hear you're a little wizard in the kitchen. I shall need you, to work the joint.

- Shouldn't it be more bald than that? - No, it shouldn't.

Hello? How dare you? Fuck you!

Street, "the embalmer."

I feel like a pig shat in my head

At luncheon, you couldn't tear your gaze from mine.

We've sold the Saudis missiles by mistake

I think I'll call myself Donald Twain.

I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.

- How did you repair the window? - Oh, I didn't break it.

CHATEAU MARGAUX BEST OF THE CENTURY!

and now I'm calling you one.

I think you should strangle it instantly, in case it starts to make friends with us.

The murder and all-bran and rape?

to avoid the realities of your relationship with him.

I happened to be looking for a suit for the Coalman two weeks ago.

There's a miserable little pensioner down there.

Just say there are a couple of football fans from Dartford and we want them removed.

- Ugh. - What is it? What have you found?

To a delightful weekend in the country.

Yet again, that oaf has destroyed my day.

You know, farmers, traveling tinkers,

Jesus! You're covered in shit.

- That would be very kind, Mr... - Parkin.

You can have it for nothing.

- All right here? - What do you want?

We went to Durham by mistake

All right. I'll walk with you through the park.

and have a word with him.

What he said to me was

Quite freaked me at the time. I was gonna cook onions.

he's got a better chance of dealing with the other.

I've signed up for a marathon by mistake

Burnt! Burnt! The fucking kettle's on fire!

Here Claire hair

- What for? - Ask him about his house.

Easy for you to say, lovey. You've had an audition.

Now a bloody madman on the prowl outside with eels.

We've gone to Kortrijk by mistake

are his clients and occasionally the police.

with its earlobes and cannonball is not considered sane.

Well, lick ten percent of the asses for me, then!

Perfectly all right. Leave him to me.

What good's the countryside?

to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours.

I had to scrub them with essence of petunia.

- I've gone and fucked my brain! - Change, man.

It's trying to get itself in with you. It's trying for even more advantage.

I can't, Withnail. I've gotta walk to the station. I'll be late.

Alas, I have little more than vintage wine and memories.

The old order changeth,

There were meteors in the sky hit by a veloceraptor with ketchup.

Wasn't much in the tube. Nothing left for you.

For God... Will you shut up, for God's sake? You're giving me the fear.

Will we never be set free?

Isn't it stimulating, getting back to a basic sort of life for a while?

"Here hare, here."

Perpetual rain, freezing cold.

- Cake. All right here? - Uh, no. We're closing in a minute.

- Give me the bottle. - Look at that. Look at that.

Free to those who can afford it Very expensive to those who can't

Danny? How did he get in?

You bloody fool. We'll end up in court again.

Here, hare here.

I'm sure he wouldn't resent us a parting drink.

- You mean ratty. - I told him to piss off.

I've been watching you all evening.

Well, we've got enough furniture for tonight.

- "I do sincerely hope that you will find the happiness...

Balls! I'll swallow it and run a mile

Oh, you went to Eton?

Dealt with 'em. What the fuck do you mean?

where royalty comes in gangs.

The fucker will rue the day

Off you go, then.

Will it? That's what you say.

Okay. Yeah. Promise.

Two large gins, two pints of cider, ice in the cider.

We got a drink, didn't we?

Have either of you got shoes?

Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker.

What is all this tactical necessity and calculated risk?

which means him having a weekend's indulgence at my expense,

Do you think you could tell me where I could buy some coal and wood?

Or do you shut yourself off from new experience?

If you can't find anything, bring in the shed.

Oh, splendid! So you're a Thespian too?

Quite freaked me at the time I was gonna cook onions

Have you got soup? Why didn't I get any soup?

Good ol'Jake, eh? I told you. He's back.

I'm afraid I can't offer you gentlemen anything.

He posts on the other place, Monty

He's over there. Look. Here.

some miserable cheap cigar, and the bastards won't see me.

He went to the other place, Monty.

I'd have taken great pleasure in gunning this pullet down.

What did he say to you?

I really don't want you to.

I'm gonna be a star!

and you just sit in here drinking.