Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHAT FUCKER SAID THAT?!

Wants to get down there and have sex with those cows.

- Well, stop smiling at him. - I can't help it.

Look at him! Look at Jeff DABE!

- Holiday in the countryside. - That's a very good idea.

I've got your saveloy. Here. I don't want it.

There's a man over there doesn't like the perfume. A big one. Don't look.

Mars apparently ☄️

I think an evening At the swan

There was a geezer around here the other day lookin' for you.

But he's up there with a leg in polythene.

There can be no true beauty without decay.

You want Working on boy

You are an M&S toilet trader

If I lay ten mils of Diazepam on you, you will do something else to your brain.

I could hardly piss straight with fear.

Are you the doctor? I’ve come to hospital by mistake

that that represents a degree of hypocrisy...

"The beauty of the world:

We've appointed two coaches who used racial language as players by mistake

I'm gonna have to sit down.

and procure some uncontaminated urine.

- Shut the gate! - You didn't shut the gate!

Now, would you leave?

Who is the huge spade in the bath? Presuming Ed.

Montague H. Withnail."

It's all right, Miss Blenehassitt.

The poop will boil through the glaze. We'll never be able to use our dinner service again.

Old suit? This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row.

we have failed to paint it black.

Miss Blenehassitt, telephone the police.

Don't be ridiculous. He's not gonna come up here in the dark.

I don't care where you come from!

I went to a party for 25 minutes by misTAKE

Don't be ridiculous. I need at least an hour for lunch.

"How like a god!

We've gone on holiday by mistake.

Ray Ray Ray, you terrible terrible Cunt!

We've acquired the largest empire the world has ever known

No, no, dear boy. You must leave.

Come up the drain pipe.

Do you mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingtons?

"Laisse-moir respirir,

Mortal BABZ! You dreadful CUNT..! YOU UTTER CUNT!

Imagination? I just finished fighting a naked man.

Listen, I know what you're thinking, but I had no alternative.

Do help yourselves to another drink.

We've joined a ska band by mistake!

I voted conservative!

We’ve had a party by mistake!

His head must weigh 215 pounds on its own.

We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution for this intense cold.

Out of the car... please.

I'm 30 in a month, and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe.

- French? - Aye. Adriene De La Touche.

What's the matter with you? What are you laughing at?

but I only started to grow last summer.

Have you got soup? Why didn't I get any soup?

I trust their shapes will not offend your palates

It's all your fault.

Poor old bastard.

No need to get uptight, man I was merely making an observation.

Scrubbers! Scrubbers!

That can't be sensible, can it? The bastard's about to run at me!

The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman.

Hey Dean, how do you look so young?

What does Uncle Monty think?

- Where is your son? - Up in top fields.

but there's a psychotic on the prowl outside this house.

- Are you refusing to fill this bag? - I most certainly am.

- What do you mean by that? - I mean, free to those who can afford it.

Maybe he fucks arses.

They're going into your room. It's you he wants.

- No, his dog doesn't come up here. - Then it was a rodent.

- Where's the aspirins? - Probably in the bathroom.

"Yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust?

Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this!

We're out of coffee. What are we going to do about it

and transmit them directly into the brain.

I seem to have gone to a party by mistake

Monty - you terrible cunt!

If we had some money, we could go away.

I told you, you've been bitten!

Couldn't we allow ourselves just this one moment of indiscretion?

WE'VE GOT EXCITED ABOUT YOUR CAMERA BY MISTAKE.

I had to come. I tried not to.

- Shall I get you a drink? - Yes, yes, yes, please, dear boy.

We're out of coffee. What are we going to do about it?

Stay in this lane. Bear right. Bear right.

Why can't I have an audition?

What we need is harmony,

No. I've got nothing to sell.

What are you gonna do with those?

My thumbs have gone weird!

You cunt You terrible cunt