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[horse snorts] - Should I pet him?
- Not yet.
which would leave him paralyzed from the chest down,
- You know,
All right, the move's coming down eventually.
Marriage is....
Me everyday
I think a man who does that to himself never changes sides.
- Uh, just under.
- I'm not ready to play this hand.
- [chuckles]
[horse squeals]
but this takes the cake, Rip.
- You're gonna be in a big time out.
we have something entirely different.
♪ ♪
Me vs Monday
I don't uave the energy for you today.
- We're gonna be late.
♪ ♪
I won't negotiate with a drug addict.
Now, these people, they're gonna twist you
Family. Family.
and neither did I.
- I'd like that. - So would we.
Describe how your husband feels about you most days…
- It makes you think it doesn't.
Dear Monday
- If I give you this lie, will you stay?
when we said for better or for worse.
before anyone can bother to notice.
and not give them away.
I don’t have the energy for you today.
- Do you think ours is as big as that one?
- I'm no good at this, Monica.
My encounter with happy ppl on a Monday
Open your mouth real wide, like you're at the dentist.
- Really?
You
- Well, we can start, but that's gonna be a lot of work.
- You be quiet.
♪ ♪
His flock is your flock.
- Guess you're here just in case.
It'll make him one too.
how robert felt yesterday
Only reason to ride a bull, meet a nurse.
The good thing about maps
- Well, I guess that's what we meant
What Pete thinks about me most days...m
don't you let go.
[overlapping chatter]
You're the craziest person I've ever met in my life,
Jemma I don’t have the energy for you today
♪ At the break of day ♪
Besides...
I should embroider that on a pillow.
This is chess, and you're about to play it with masters.
♪ ♪
Because his family is your family.
Anna I don't Have the Energy for you today
When they CC'S me in their email drama #municipaltoxicity
So which one is it? Wha--ah--ah.
into so many knots, you won't know where the truth begins
[ominous music]
while he laid on his back.