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That's a good idea. I'll be right back.
You know exactly what it is.
♪ ♪
- Reynolds I can deal with.
- I wouldn't do it to you, sir.
Relax.
I dont have the energy for you today
He attacks the shepherd.
- It's every day in my experience.
[foreboding music]
I'm gonna talk to your daddy a bit.
♪ ♪
Pick something more suited to my personality.
- Yeah, there is.
they might steal it.
Yeah, I'd say you look sick.
I can't provide for a family selling horses.
- That's a triple.
We've always told it. Don't stop now.
feels like your sermons are meant just for me.
Then the decision's easy.
- Whoa, he's going over.
Get up. Get up.
Husband I don’t have the energy for you today
- God.
- Oh, yeah, well,
Jimmy.
♪ ♪
- You ain't got one no more.
[acoustic country music]
Let's go inside.
- When you die, and the next one begins.
- I just-- - The truth, Kayce.
- Are you sick? - Do I look sick?
- Good luck, Jimmy. - 20 on the horse.
- I think the tractor's already dead.
Bench jeweler walking into work Monday after the salespeople made too many promises on Saturday
My guess is you'll have ashes in about ten minutes.
♪ ♪
- Jesus Christ.
- We don't know it was Kayce. - He was executed.
Take me anywhere but a music festival.
- Yes, you're such a boy. This ain't checkers, son.
♪ I'll carry on ♪
- Oh.
Me to everyone at work Besides us today
When ppl try to talk to you before you’ve had coffee
a little cold water don't bother me none.
Everyone's gonna know this is arson.
Right now we have a tragedy.
- Smoking what?
- Don't fucking tease me, Kayce.
- Whoa, easy.
I don't have the energy for you today!
- Do it fast.
- God.
Work wife Me
But first, there's something else we have to talk about.
- Hmm. [wolf howls]
- I'm wasting my fucking time asking you for help.
- How long on the ambulance?
When one of my usual students walks in my door
♪ ♪
I don’t have the energy for you today
♪ ♪
And you owe me a big one.
♪ Good-bye, yesterday ♪
- [screams] - Get!