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And at a time they ought to be making merry.
♪ We're bringing back Christmas We're bringing back Christmas ♪
We won't fail. Come on. I can take this guy.
- You want some cocoa? - Oh, sure.
- What is it, boy? - Yeah.
- "Does this wreath make me look like a... " - Okay. No more questions.
I don't know.
- Sparky! Sparky? Sparky? - Sparky?
Then why aren't we looking for it?
♪ Belongs to you ♪
I'm having a little trouble with this file.
You're taking me all out of context. Wait, watch what happens next.
♪ 'Cause we're treading water In the kiddie pool ♪
- You have, uh… - Indoor plumbing.
♪ Can my worst be left behind ♪
It's the question that keeps you up at night.
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
Now hold on a second. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Cool. - Yeah.
Abusive, stingy, self-centered.
All right. My retirement package, if I were to choose to collect it,
Doesn't matter how many people you change, no matter how much good you do.
to get him to approve you as this year's perp.
And I... I just wanna say… I'm sorry.
Living, breathing and offering opinions on things you know nothing about.
There's still time. I gotta find my phone. Where's my phone?
…In my future, Little Larry was dead, and it was my fault.
Because of a little online dustup?
But a thousand people have been put out of work.
Yeah, I... I feel it. A lot.
I could help you with Kimberly. I mean, you guys were really vibing back there.
♪ Putting some nice Into the neighborhood ♪
♪ Maybe there's no switch to flip ♪
No. N-No, no. Wait. Whoa, no. Wait, no.
Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You.
or maybe I put the greater common good above my own personal fulfillment.
- What did he say? - But with the state the world is in now,
No problem.
- I beg your pardon? - You pompous arse.
♪ We're bringing back Christmas ♪
♪ That's the view from here ♪
What is this?
♪ Or am I just full of it? ♪
♪ But can I ever overcome ♪
Don't you wanna try it again?
If you would shut up and let me finish, you might understand...
If you say it too much, it loses its…
Go get her. Now. Before she gets away. Trust me.
Nora. Yes, every thought, every meal.
It's all right. I have bad ideas sometimes.
She posts it right after he fell.
What happens if she posts it?
is a gold watch, a Sephora gift card,
Ed will post the insensitive comment on Tuesday and then apologize on Sunday.
Because you're good like your mom.
How did you know all that?
♪ That's the view from here ♪
Okay, but I feel like you started the conversation.
♪ Good afternoon ♪
Micro Michael? Super-small Steve.
I used to go so hard with my girls back in Tampa.
Yeah. It's weird to see a Canadian without mittens.
Just... Just do more of that.
♪ If we never test the waters We'll never know ♪
♪ But what if I screw up my life again Like I did the first time through ♪
…that will make me most merry indeed.
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
This is just your usual post-haunt comedown, yeah?
♪ Ripple, do you wanna make a ripple? ♪
♪ How wet are my armpits? ♪
Me and my father work at the mill. The one you just shut down.
Feed that hate!
Beth?
♪ Is it time to find out if I'm ♪
- You made my best friend quit! - Yeah!
What's all this, then?
I'm so proud of you.
♪ 'Cause why should any other jerk Enjoy his day? ♪
I mean, is that who I am here? The guy who hogs all the hot water?
- That's not for you. It's for her. - Who's her?
- in your giant toilet of food. - No. No, no, no. Clint, Clinty. Hold on.
- Oh. - What is it? An itch?
♪ Well, she's still part of me ♪
♪ And that means the piney scent Of a real authentic tree ♪
♪ The story of your life The truth you're scared to hear ♪
I mean, if I start dancing, I'm gonna shut it down, man. Everybody gonna look bad.
♪ 'Cause tonight it's so perfectly clear ♪
Wanna know what mankind really is? Read the comments below.
- What's good? - This inner turmoil. Let that get in you.
- Like, all the time. - Hmm.
Soft. Jinx.
You keep singing, I'm gonna… …stand up.
Oh, boy, that's a relief.
♪ The story of your life ♪
- Yeah, he's a great kid, really. - Okay. I will put you over my knee.
- Mmm. Huge. - Incredible rush.
♪ Could this thing become real? ♪
…quickly deleted this on TikTok.
After all the times I've reported you to the HOA or called the police
To say you quit your job, but you want ample severance.
And I want all new Heartstrings by end of day.
- Is it reprise? - Uh, it's reprise.
- I just would love to freshen up a skosh... - Shower? Right now?
- She clogged the loo. - Good afternoon.
I'm not about to risk a whole year of ripples on a lost cause. I'm sorry.
I'm talking a living tree in your living room.
Go ahead. Give it a try. It's fun.
I need you to get back out there and take him through his past.
This chain I forged in life is girded of my own free will.
Hey, uh, that memory in the hospital.
Oh! Ah, nuts.
♪ Good afternoon You smell of shite ♪
I'm here on a project.
What, the kid?
- They really do. - Really? It's Nora.
- Something bad? - Oh, come on!
Boo.
Hey. Come on now, potty mouth.
We'll rent some skates and stuff and we'll... we'll have a good time.
I can't explain it, but if I could just change this guy,
- Oh, great, are we doing hugs? Come here. - Owen. Okay, listen...
♪ Or take a stand for Santa Claus ♪
- It's okay. Just the one tonight. - Whoa!
Oh! I am outraged. I told you Kimberly was the best.
♪ When I used to date Holding hands was third base ♪
We go with the rat-bastard hotel manager.
You're gross.
Oh, screw it. Come here, Kimberly.