Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. You win the hug. Good stuff. That was fun.

Yeah, you keep on running, missy.

I thought we were gonna do things by the book.

that you guys should understand about Clint.

♪ Make the choice to take a chance Let's put on our big boy pants ♪

♪ How red is my face? ♪

No, I didn't. Will you quit asking me that?

Well, you're certainly looking brighter than you were before.

I mean, you know, anybody can… …can be good for three weeks, right?

- Let's get you back to the office before... - No shame in admitting you're afraid.

If you're gonna run for office, your past is fair game.

So, Mama did something for herself for a change.

- R-Really? Do you really think so? - Yes, yes.

Do you think I'm gonna be all intrigued by what's behind the door? I...

- Only he can see it. Yeah. - That would be amazing.

That would be really nice, sweetheart.

Told ya. This perp is a tough nut to crack, isn't she?

♪ Taking every chance to make the choice To be a better man ♪

I... Clint, I... I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I'm fine.

and a shiny, new tree is on my porch by the end of the afternoon.

- What's CPM-163? - No, I... I... I know it's very unusual.

Good afternoon.

That was so loud.

You see, this is just a supernatural simulation.

Dry, rested and hopefully a whole new person.

♪ Can't tell what comes next He's sure taking it slow ♪

♪ Do you wanna make a ripple? Ripple, ripple, ripple, ripple ♪

♪ Another pint for me friend, extra warm ♪

So, this Josh Hubbins, what are his grades like?

God, you're ugly.

- I'm trying to help you. - I don't want your help.

♪ Just let one fly And you'll be smiling pretty soon ♪

- But you didn't. - Guess I didn't.

"Life and death"? I thought you said it was no big deal.

Ooh, right in the concussion.

- That's all I'm saying. - Make a real difference?

♪ Is it time to find out if I'm ♪

until after he posts from the homeless shelter...

Oh, no, no, no. There is no call for singing. Now come on. Let's...

♪ But nobody tells you How much can get lost ♪

- Whoo! - Attagirl, Karen!

- at a homeless shelter… - This was, like, two days ago.

Come on, Carrie. I love you, but you have no clue how to be a mom.

Well, um, it's been fun chatting and everything,

♪ And that's what you have to harness If you wanna win this fight ♪

Why do you want to retire?

- This is a key moment... Mr. Briggs. - No...

- What the hell is wrong with you? - Me?

- Itch. I got… Do you mind? - Okay.

♪ Go for broke Because it's time that we finally know ♪

Oh, my God. He's perfect.

So, we're stuck with creepy, convention boss guy, then?

♪ I could keep doing oppo Keep digging up dirt ♪

All right. Bye, hon.

♪ Unredeemable ♪

♪ But now you know, oh, now you know ♪

Señor. Señor, por favor.

and I buy your home for a pittance…

You're sunk, kiddo. You are so sunk.

I... I don't even know what to think. Hold on, hold on. Where is he now?

Oh! I am outraged.

Owen texted me as soon as she got in. I'm sure proud of that kid.

♪ Just how far the ripples go ♪

Yes, dude, I see it.

Just what you need to get back up on that horse.

The Bill Murray movie with Bobcat Goldthwait?

Actually, no. I'm... I'm really not.

So, you think she changed?

…I came here…

I mean… …these haven't actually happened yet.

It's more than that, Jacob.

I didn't build this company

♪ Am I someone someone can forgive? ♪

who cares more about convenience than the happiness and respect of his town,

♪ Your past, your present And your future ♪

Clint, don't. Before she comes back, listen.

- Of course. - This isn't my usual gig,

goofing around with my two kids who share the same first initial.

♪ Am I just full of sh... ♪

Mr. Scrooge, I'm Woodrow, sir.

I'm sorry. I... I... I... I won't yell at the neighbor's kids anymore.

♪ You might rewrite The story of your life ♪

Do I regret saying, "Bob's your uncle"?

- maybe I'll... - What? Maybe you'll what?

Clint Briggs. Grew up in Saint Paul, Minnesota.

Honestly, I'm... I'm worried I made a huge mistake.

So she can see you. Does she know about all of this?

- Meh. - We talked about these tactics.

♪ Taking every chance to make the choice To help your fellow man ♪

Hey, it's Christmas. It's Christmas.

I knew it. You let her see you because you're into her.

Oh, he's fine. He's, um, in his, uh, childhood bedroom in the '80s.

The solid-gold lesson that people will believe anything if they wanna believe it.

Listen, I have a whole department of people

Disgruntled, yeah? Taking it out on their kids.

All due respect, Marty, we're on our butts here.

What are you so afraid of?

Ah. Th... There.

♪ When there are oceans We could turn the tide in ♪

Oh, Merry Christmas, Dan.

What do you expect when you misread the situation so egregiously?

Oh, like you? How's that going for ya?

The motion is carried.

- She called you a whore. - Good afternoon.

Every single one of them's a soul that we've redeemed. Together.

♪ I think you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple ♪

♪ Some days you may soar beyond And some days you start to slip ♪

Hey, how you doin'?

♪ With all the bridges that I burned The wounds I didn't mend ♪

- Can I do this every month? - Sure.

- For Briggs? - What are you doing?

I-I-I'll take back the claim against the Johnsons,

So being human again would be personally fulfilling for you, then?

Can you get into my sleeping gown?

Glad we wrapped it.

Bad news, Carrie.

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ You almost had your shot at love Until, you know, you died ♪

- Enjoy. - Thank you, dear.

Hey, where do you think you're going?

♪ Spent every waking minute Taking all that I could take ♪

And your bro is telling you to calm down

Murderers, racists, people who do gender-reveal parties...

I told you. The guy is a level 20 pain in the ass.

♪ But even if you lost your way You don't have to stay a lost cause ♪

We... We were just here.

♪ Take some swings At the things I missed out on before ♪

and then we sing about it.

No. Well, yes. At first.

But I was losing him, okay?

Uh, it wasn't me. I heard it too. I don't know what that was.

If it doesn't click when you close it, then it lets all the heat out,

Okay. Now I feel like he's judging me.

- Roughly three-and-a-half weeks. - Hmm. Years.