Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought we were gonna do things by the book.

Hey, where do you think you're going?

- Of course. - This isn't my usual gig,

♪ Just let one fly And you'll be smiling pretty soon ♪

Oh, my God. He's perfect.

You're sunk, kiddo. You are so sunk.

♪ Make the choice to take a chance Let's put on our big boy pants ♪

We... We were just here.

♪ Your past, your present And your future ♪

I... Clint, I... I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I'm fine.

♪ Do you wanna make a ripple? Ripple, ripple, ripple, ripple ♪

So, you think she changed?

- Can I do this every month? - Sure.

…I came here…

- Enjoy. - Thank you, dear.

Every single one of them's a soul that we've redeemed. Together.

Murderers, racists, people who do gender-reveal parties...

God, you're ugly.

I-I-I'll take back the claim against the Johnsons,

The Bill Murray movie with Bobcat Goldthwait?

No. Well, yes. At first.

Hey, how you doin'?

It's more than that, Jacob.

Owen texted me as soon as she got in. I'm sure proud of that kid.

Actually, no. I'm... I'm really not.

I told you. The guy is a level 20 pain in the ass.

♪ Just how far the ripples go ♪

So, Mama did something for herself for a change.

Honestly, I'm... I'm worried I made a huge mistake.

♪ Is it time to find out if I'm ♪

Good afternoon.

Glad we wrapped it.

Listen, I have a whole department of people

- Meh. - We talked about these tactics.

If you're gonna run for office, your past is fair game.

So she can see you. Does she know about all of this?

and a shiny, new tree is on my porch by the end of the afternoon.

who cares more about convenience than the happiness and respect of his town,

I mean… …these haven't actually happened yet.

I'm sorry. I... I... I... I won't yell at the neighbor's kids anymore.

♪ I could keep doing oppo Keep digging up dirt ♪

that you guys should understand about Clint.

Clint, don't. Before she comes back, listen.

What are you so afraid of?

What do you expect when you misread the situation so egregiously?

and I buy your home for a pittance…

Hey, it's Christmas. It's Christmas.

Okay. You win the hug. Good stuff. That was fun.

The motion is carried.

Oh, he's fine. He's, um, in his, uh, childhood bedroom in the '80s.

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

Told ya. This perp is a tough nut to crack, isn't she?

Señor. Señor, por favor.

♪ Some days you may soar beyond And some days you start to slip ♪

♪ Go for broke Because it's time that we finally know ♪

♪ But nobody tells you How much can get lost ♪

Dry, rested and hopefully a whole new person.

I... I don't even know what to think. Hold on, hold on. Where is he now?

Ah. Th... There.

♪ Take some swings At the things I missed out on before ♪

Well, um, it's been fun chatting and everything,

♪ Am I just full of sh... ♪

Do you think I'm gonna be all intrigued by what's behind the door? I...

Come on, Carrie. I love you, but you have no clue how to be a mom.

- at a homeless shelter… - This was, like, two days ago.

Uh, it wasn't me. I heard it too. I don't know what that was.

♪ But now you know, oh, now you know ♪

- But you didn't. - Guess I didn't.

Mr. Scrooge, I'm Woodrow, sir.

- For Briggs? - What are you doing?

Bad news, Carrie.

Clint Briggs. Grew up in Saint Paul, Minnesota.

I didn't build this company

♪ When there are oceans We could turn the tide in ♪

- Roughly three-and-a-half weeks. - Hmm. Years.

- Whoo! - Attagirl, Karen!

Yes, dude, I see it.

Ooh, right in the concussion.

So, we're stuck with creepy, convention boss guy, then?

♪ You almost had your shot at love Until, you know, you died ♪

- I'm trying to help you. - I don't want your help.

So, this Josh Hubbins, what are his grades like?

- This is a key moment... Mr. Briggs. - No...

♪ And that's what you have to harness If you wanna win this fight ♪

♪ Taking every chance to make the choice To be a better man ♪

And your bro is telling you to calm down

Oh, no, no, no. There is no call for singing. Now come on. Let's...

- Only he can see it. Yeah. - That would be amazing.

and then we sing about it.

But I was losing him, okay?

♪ Unredeemable ♪

The solid-gold lesson that people will believe anything if they wanna believe it.

Okay. Now I feel like he's judging me.

- maybe I'll... - What? Maybe you'll what?

Oh, Merry Christmas, Dan.

All right. Bye, hon.

goofing around with my two kids who share the same first initial.

♪ Spent every waking minute Taking all that I could take ♪

- What the hell is wrong with you? - Me?

That would be really nice, sweetheart.

Oh! I am outraged.

♪ Can't tell what comes next He's sure taking it slow ♪

Why do you want to retire?

- Itch. I got… Do you mind? - Okay.

Just what you need to get back up on that horse.

♪ I think you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple ♪

That was so loud.

All due respect, Marty, we're on our butts here.

I mean, you know, anybody can… …can be good for three weeks, right?

♪ Another pint for me friend, extra warm ♪

♪ You might rewrite The story of your life ♪

Disgruntled, yeah? Taking it out on their kids.

Yeah, you keep on running, missy.

♪ But even if you lost your way You don't have to stay a lost cause ♪

♪ Am I someone someone can forgive? ♪

"Life and death"? I thought you said it was no big deal.

Well, you're certainly looking brighter than you were before.

Oh, like you? How's that going for ya?

- What's CPM-163? - No, I... I... I know it's very unusual.

♪ With all the bridges that I burned The wounds I didn't mend ♪

Do I regret saying, "Bob's your uncle"?

- She called you a whore. - Good afternoon.

Can you get into my sleeping gown?

- That's all I'm saying. - Make a real difference?

No, I didn't. Will you quit asking me that?

♪ Taking every chance to make the choice To help your fellow man ♪

You see, this is just a supernatural simulation.

If it doesn't click when you close it, then it lets all the heat out,

♪ How red is my face? ♪

- R-Really? Do you really think so? - Yes, yes.

So being human again would be personally fulfilling for you, then?

I knew it. You let her see you because you're into her.

until after he posts from the homeless shelter...

- Let's get you back to the office before... - No shame in admitting you're afraid.