Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Cause something very special's about to happen.

- We have to kill her now, right? - No!

- There's a bin down in the lobby, okay? - Yeah, give it away.

Most people are too freaked out to... To crawl up my ass

I have always wondered what this would be like and it does not disappoint.

- I'm tired. Ooh. - Ooh, me too.

Every year during the haunt, you try to talk and nothing comes out.

I don't... I have no idea.

I don't know what to say to her.

All right, then. Hold your horses.

He's got it coming. You know you want to.

Maybe you gotta put in the work, you ever think about that?

♪ But if you try to do what's right You're on the right track ♪

Look, I have another meeting I'm actually late for.

Good. Good. You're not... You're not what I was expecting.

♪ You show them their life And you hope for the switch ♪

Wow, I love it.

The mill is still quite profitable, sir.

♪ When ya down in the dumps And need some cheering upsies ♪

♪ You can either be fake Like the trees they make ♪

Hey, uh... uh, ghost girl.

Anyone can point to a headstone. Everyone agrees with me.

And more importantly, he's got his hands all over everything.

Ooh. My Alex P. Keaton action figure.

I'd… …love you to stop by.

All right! She's back in bed. Could I get a coffee over here?

That's why you wanna clear your browser history.

So, I will be handling both past and present this evening.

♪ It's a symbol of your values It's your ethics and your cause ♪

I'll just go tell your late sister's only kid you're too busy.

♪ There's a line you can't cross And I think this is it ♪

♪ We planted the seeds And joy is blooming ♪

Wait. What are you telling me? The kid?

♪ It's tons of fun ♪

I'm sorry, this is not our man.

Oh, here he is. Let's give him a real good welcome.

- That pound or... or hashy thing, right? - Yeah. Yep, I'm telling you,

♪ Sir, you're a wankerous Cantankerous buffoon ♪

Pratt. Roberto C. Fishman Pratt.

These Christmas Tree conventioners pay top dollar to be here,

- This guy has been busting my balls. - Back to bed, Mr. Briggs.

She wanted to win. And that means you have to play hardball.

♪ Then to millions and to billions And it never ends ♪

It meant not a thing, I swear upon my life.

♪ There's humanity to save ♪

The rest of your life, not one single humbug ever again.

For in two weeks' time, we scout next season's perp,

- I'll... I'll stop in. - Okay, I look forward to it.

And you can stay up here

I shouldn't have bothered you.

Mm-hmm, was making a difference. But you're not anymore?

Hey. You're back. And in a... a boldly tight suit.

- Bring it in. Okay. - Yeah.

♪ We're bringing back Christmas ♪

I mean, yeah. He's an absolute turd in a suit.

♪ 'Cause it's perfectly clear ♪

Why isn't this happening? Come on.

He's got the most adorable little white paws and... Oh, my God.

What? What's with the dramatic look? You...

Okay, then. Let's get some chili!

Cratchit needed money for an operation, and I was just too stingy.

I have never once had to put up with this level of bullshit from a perp.

that people never change."

I suggested a scandal, uh, that the public and the media ran with.

Hey, uh, what's going on? Did you see something in your future?

you're gonna bank some detentions, and boom.

Stuck on some suburban street with...

What what's all about?

♪ 'Cause helping out is sweeter Than eggnog cream ♪

♪ Fat honey hams, Mariah Carey jams ♪

♪ 'Cause helping out is sweeter Than eggnog cream ♪

How are you so good at this? We only do it once a year.

I used way too much water in the shower.

- I mean, I remember what ha... - Shh!

♪ Whoo! Everything shines a little brighter ♪

Hey, I... I think I have moderate to severe Crohn's disease.

I just think it's better if Wren doesn't post the video, that's all.

- And it's gonna get our client elected. - You destroyed that woman's life.

- Already? - Yeah.

and... and... and you'll change.

Damn it, that hurt.

The proper way to do that technique is, you...

He... He's good inside. I should know. He... He's my big brother.

- That's why I said it. - Take that down a notch.

- Boom! - Ah! Okay. You're very good at it.

- Oh. You're faking. Very nice. - Sorry. That was too much.

- Please. - Great.

Do people really wanna talk about everything they've ever done

But, you know, it is my job to review your file after each haunt.

Look, man. I'm tired of being just the guy who points at stuff.

R-R-Rar... I don't know. I'll think of a good "R" name.

I really am this selfish.

No, it's fine. Go ahead. Okay, go ahead.

Did you Photoshop yourself into this one?

I'm gonna screw it up.

…will be overseen by an independent…

Uh... Hey, I'm haunting you.

The only other unredeemable to go through the program.

Hey. Oh, I'm watching it right now.

Hey, Wrenny. Look what Uncle Clint got ya.

Appreciate it so much. All the way in the b... Ow!

Okay, Mr. Ray Maddison,

judging everybody like some kind of cosmic social worker.

But did Wren post the video or not?

You have a noncompete clause.

Excuse me. Why aren't you on the haunt?

That's a choice.

Uh, I don't think she can see us.