Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm tired. Ooh. - Ooh, me too.

- I'll... I'll stop in. - Okay, I look forward to it.

I don't... I have no idea.

She wanted to win. And that means you have to play hardball.

I used way too much water in the shower.

So, I will be handling both past and present this evening.

How are you so good at this? We only do it once a year.

I mean, yeah. He's an absolute turd in a suit.

'Cause something very special's about to happen.

♪ We're bringing back Christmas ♪

you're gonna bank some detentions, and boom.

♪ We planted the seeds And joy is blooming ♪

and... and... and you'll change.

judging everybody like some kind of cosmic social worker.

- We have to kill her now, right? - No!

Hey. You're back. And in a... a boldly tight suit.

That's a choice.

Ooh. My Alex P. Keaton action figure.

No, it's fine. Go ahead. Okay, go ahead.

I'm gonna screw it up.

Hey, Wrenny. Look what Uncle Clint got ya.

I'll just go tell your late sister's only kid you're too busy.

- Already? - Yeah.

- That's why I said it. - Take that down a notch.

Hey. Oh, I'm watching it right now.

Good. Good. You're not... You're not what I was expecting.

The rest of your life, not one single humbug ever again.

Most people are too freaked out to... To crawl up my ass

All right, then. Hold your horses.

Hey, uh... uh, ghost girl.

I have always wondered what this would be like and it does not disappoint.

For in two weeks' time, we scout next season's perp,

That's why you wanna clear your browser history.

He's got the most adorable little white paws and... Oh, my God.

♪ It's a symbol of your values It's your ethics and your cause ♪

Pratt. Roberto C. Fishman Pratt.

♪ You show them their life And you hope for the switch ♪

What? What's with the dramatic look? You...

I'd… …love you to stop by.

I shouldn't have bothered you.

Okay, then. Let's get some chili!

Okay, Mr. Ray Maddison,

You have a noncompete clause.

- Please. - Great.

I'm sorry, this is not our man.

♪ When ya down in the dumps And need some cheering upsies ♪

Do people really wanna talk about everything they've ever done

♪ Sir, you're a wankerous Cantankerous buffoon ♪

Maybe you gotta put in the work, you ever think about that?

The only other unredeemable to go through the program.

And more importantly, he's got his hands all over everything.

♪ Fat honey hams, Mariah Carey jams ♪

Excuse me. Why aren't you on the haunt?

Stuck on some suburban street with...

The mill is still quite profitable, sir.

Wait. What are you telling me? The kid?

Anyone can point to a headstone. Everyone agrees with me.

Mm-hmm, was making a difference. But you're not anymore?

Appreciate it so much. All the way in the b... Ow!

The proper way to do that technique is, you...

♪ But if you try to do what's right You're on the right track ♪

I don't know what to say to her.

- I mean, I remember what ha... - Shh!

♪ There's humanity to save ♪

He's got it coming. You know you want to.

- Bring it in. Okay. - Yeah.

Hey, uh, what's going on? Did you see something in your future?

It meant not a thing, I swear upon my life.

These Christmas Tree conventioners pay top dollar to be here,

R-R-Rar... I don't know. I'll think of a good "R" name.

Cratchit needed money for an operation, and I was just too stingy.

He... He's good inside. I should know. He... He's my big brother.

Oh, here he is. Let's give him a real good welcome.

♪ Whoo! Everything shines a little brighter ♪

I really am this selfish.

All right! She's back in bed. Could I get a coffee over here?

- Oh. You're faking. Very nice. - Sorry. That was too much.

…will be overseen by an independent…

- That pound or... or hashy thing, right? - Yeah. Yep, I'm telling you,

♪ 'Cause helping out is sweeter Than eggnog cream ♪

Look, I have another meeting I'm actually late for.

- Boom! - Ah! Okay. You're very good at it.

♪ 'Cause helping out is sweeter Than eggnog cream ♪

Uh, I don't think she can see us.

And you can stay up here

Damn it, that hurt.

- This guy has been busting my balls. - Back to bed, Mr. Briggs.

♪ Then to millions and to billions And it never ends ♪

But, you know, it is my job to review your file after each haunt.

I suggested a scandal, uh, that the public and the media ran with.

♪ It's tons of fun ♪

But did Wren post the video or not?

- There's a bin down in the lobby, okay? - Yeah, give it away.

- And it's gonna get our client elected. - You destroyed that woman's life.

Hey, I... I think I have moderate to severe Crohn's disease.

♪ 'Cause it's perfectly clear ♪

♪ There's a line you can't cross And I think this is it ♪

♪ You can either be fake Like the trees they make ♪

I have never once had to put up with this level of bullshit from a perp.

Why isn't this happening? Come on.

I just think it's better if Wren doesn't post the video, that's all.

that people never change."

Every year during the haunt, you try to talk and nothing comes out.

Uh... Hey, I'm haunting you.

Wow, I love it.

What what's all about?

Did you Photoshop yourself into this one?

Look, man. I'm tired of being just the guy who points at stuff.