Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ From one man we began a chain reaction ♪

♪ Unredeemable? ♪

Sparky? Sparky?

…found something that should do the trick.

Oh. Are we going back up? Did you forget something?

I just took back one dick move.

♪ So why not dive in ♪

♪ If you'd only dare ♪

Okay... Um… stop it.

♪ We're full of that Christmas morning feeling ♪

Please, we need to go back to Christmas Past's Memory 163.

Look, what about all the people that took the clickbait? Huh?

Is mankind getting any man-kinder?

What? Oh, my God.

Hey, good afternoon, gentlemen.

♪ Every day ♪

Good eye. Yeah, that wasn't here.

You don't have to come.

- ♪ Unredeemable ♪ - ♪ Unredeemable ♪

♪ We're doing the world a world of good ♪

Good afternoon!

You know what? Here's the thing.

And he posted it.

Trust me, Senator. Post it.

Look, HR, I don't know if that's the right area for you...

Get off the table, please.

- You're kidding? - No.

- Mr. Briggs. - Non, non. Non, non.

♪ A fight for morality A fight for morality ♪

- Shut up. - What?

♪ That's the view from here ♪

- ♪ And all the joy that we've lost ♪ - ♪ We're bringing it back ♪

But if you'll promise to stop singing, you can have your perp.

♪ Decency-cy-cy-cy-cy ♪

But, I'm just wondering... Hear me out.

Thank you. Mmm.

- Go ahead. - Well, I think I can make the school

It's just shadows of things to come.

and I'm not made of wood. The man's attractive.

elevators are right down the hall, and here's the key card to your suite.

Real trees are trending downward. Your sales continue slipping.

Y-You can't just run away from me when I'm haunting you. Hello?

♪ There's a line you can't cross And guess what? This is it ♪

And his parents have their own non-profit.

- Oh, you wanna go, wiseass? Huh? - No, I...

♪ Ripple Look how far the ripples go ♪

Oh, my God. Will you quit with the unredeemable crap?

It's official. I'm a terrible person.

♪ We're full of that Christmas morning feeling ♪

♪ For a raise as I rise To the 39th floor ♪

He's helped senators, governors, even presidents get elected.

♪ Am I unredeemable? ♪

Oh, that is it.

I'm sorry. The level of detail is astounding.

you're gonna have to accept certain uncomfortable truths, and that's…

I would love a D in there, so you're gonna tank your midterms,

Well, I have nothing for you, boy. So good afternoon.

Oh. Oh, well, then good afternoon.

♪ But it looks like the walking away ♪

I'm gonna make you an executive VP, I will double your salary,

I guess I'm in.

♪ Just a little, just a little Just a little ♪

Right. Well, look, hey, I wouldn't underestimate the pointing.

you walking plunger.

♪ It only takes a little good ♪

Clint, you don't fool me. I know who you are underneath all of that.

- ♪ Can we accomplish the impossible? ♪ - ♪ Is it impossible? ♪

- You look... You look stupid. - You look stupid.

You killed Tiny Tim, okay?

Oh, Kimberly, you have no idea what you've just done.

But you wouldn't understand that, would you?

Opposition research on an eighth-grader?

Not cold at all.

No, you look fine. Come on.

Did you see this?

Wait, wait, wait. What? Hold on. Why not?

Ghost of Ramadan Past, Ghost of Hanukkah Yet-to-Come.

You're wasting your time, Jacob.

- Thank you. What do you want? - GQ Santa.

I'm an orphan. Please, sir, may I have some more?

I'm not a monster.

I'm gonna hit the food truck. You want a street taco?

and I've seen the file on this one.

♪ Unredeemable? ♪

And the compliment. I needed both of them right about now.

Is that a sephora?

- It's a very expressive medium though. - And they all knew too.

And there's me in the backyard

- Thank you. - Mmm.

He redeemed himself a little bit.

I'm really not. You know, I'm crazy busy

Well, you got one now.

I meet a nice gal, and we get married and start a family.

♪ But you don't have to sit and pout Just let your inner Scrooge come out ♪

- Hold on, hold on. - No, no. Go to the light.

- I mean, Kimberly... - Hold on, you didn't post it?

All of this. The afterlife.

That's gotta be a concussion.

Let's just put a pin in it, okay?

I'm your Ghost of Christmas Present.

Oh, Mom invited herself, so…

And then, at the end of each day after work,

- No. No, no, no. Sweet kid. One crutch. - No.

I faced my kicker. Now it's your turn.

♪ Can I be a man who breaks From a lifetime of mistakes? ♪

Jacob, I'm telling you. I know what makes this guy tick.

♪ You thought change Could only work one way ♪

- Yes, please and thank you, buddy. - No doubt.

- Actually, I'm your uncle, so… - This is two years ago.

Yeah. People, they used to insist on authenticity.

I need to ask you a favor, and it's a doozy.

It's not the end, Clint.

- Yes, thank you. But there is a baby... - None of this is real.

Have Margie in Research set a meeting with Morality

I don't know. I don't... I don't know why this isn't happen...

What? I've been dead for 40 years,

I'm not into her.

- ♪ Damn right, I dare ♪ - ♪ Yes, we dare ♪

Okay, I don't. You are incapable of putting anyone ahead of yourself

♪ See, what you're really selling Is the way things ought to be ♪

♪ But I gotta go and find if it's true ♪

Oh, good, you're drunk. Well, it's 8 a.m. somewhere.

Uh, so, out of all the people on the planet...

and apparently, adorable little puppies too.

How was I supposed to know that he would do something like this?

We got a runner!

Bit inappropriate for the day.

Next order of business is that all student fundraising will be overseen by an in…

But, two years ago, he posted and quickly deleted this on TikTok.

When I take all of your clients with me.

Whoa! Sh... Wrenny? Wrenny?

No, I didn't. I'm sorry. Are you mad?

♪ Unredeemable ♪

- It's almost hot. - Mmm. It's perfect.

I sure hope so, because we are in the business of change.

I mean, I... I died before there was indoor plumbing, so I...