Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You've only been asking me for a puppy for about, what, a thousand years?

No, don't. Put that back, please. Thank you. He can...

♪ Someone kinder, someone new? ♪

Ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas.

New recruits, I know you're freshly dead, but let's look alive.

- Tear into 'em. - Right?

But then when I found out you were unredeemable, like me,

♪ And when it goes off without a hitch This Christmas train is party-bound ♪

And you know what? So do mine.

♪ As an expert my advice is Feed that hate, 'cause hate is strong ♪

♪ Everything's super holly-jolly ♪

♪ Good afternoon, good afternoon ♪

That's our man.

Come in and know me better, man.

♪ But I can help you have it Be your wingman, be your guide ♪

- Where? Right there? - Yeah.

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

I-I'll go back and... And w-w-we'll figure something out,

Making merry? Humbug!

I'll answer one question about me.

So I do understand the weight you carry.

But I think it'd be fine to post it.

As a kid, he was alone a lot.

And you just answered my fourth.

You don't get to make me relive the worst moment of my life

- Oh. - Whose life you told your niece to cancel.

- No, no. Hey. - No, of course not.

Jacob, I'm telling you. He could be our greatest haunt ever. The whale.

♪ There's a lot I leave behind ♪

We haunt someone, change them into a better person,

♪ That's how I'll know ♪

♪ Good afternoon, good afternoon ♪

Hello. Where's the other one? Are you also a...

But how did you... How did you even know that you changed?

♪ 'Cause the decent and honest Young woman ♪

You found something good, didn't you?

Sure. I-If you want to.

Oi! Out of the road, dingus.

It's a power move.

- No, you don't even have to answer... - No, I would love to... Yeah.

- No more questions? - No more questions. Wait here.

♪ We got that Christmas morning feeling And damn, is it fun ♪

Excuse me, Clint. What is all this?

Y-Yeah. Then definitely. You should shower if you're feeling dirty.

No, you're not.

I don't know why you're acting surprised. I hit one button on Amazon,

Thank you. Um, but we should just... We... We should go.

♪ So can we do a little good? ♪

♪ Oh, maybe I haven't lost sight Of what's right ♪

Wait. No, no, no, no. What are you doing? What are y... Hey!

♪ We might be dead But we're living that Yuletide dream ♪

Good afternoon!

♪ Just deplore them with decorum Like you're Judi bloody Dench ♪

♪ Maybe there's no magic wand ♪

I'm... I'm... I'm so sorry.

Oh, I always forget. Sorry.

They said it's supposed to snow tonight.

Good afternoon!

From the, uh, Briggs Media Group, Clint Briggs.

Just... Just hang on. No. You guys won't be able to see it.

♪ Now, it's some slight manipulation But it's what we've gotta do ♪

- It's very accurate. Hold CPM-104, please. - I can't hear you.

Marley-san, Marley-san!

I really think that you wanna retire.

- Wait, you can't retire. - Now, s-settle down, spirits.

If we can redeem this unredeemable,

♪ The magical mood when being merry Is very necessary ♪

And she posted it.

- Okay. - Okay.

Oh, boy. That looks good. Thank you.

♪ Somehow I see who I could be ♪

Yeah. Well, get a load of this.

♪ I'm talking nativities And sweet baby Jeez ♪

It was. She is. She just doesn't know who I am.

♪ What was it for? ♪

♪ Do a little good, give a little more ♪

Oh, my God. That's so sexy.

♪ We need more than just a ripple ♪

and disinformation for the benefit of his clients worldwide.

♪ Before it's all too late ♪

♪ That you tried the best you could ♪

Is that meat loaf on the table?

You see that Wrenny got into the master's program at Stanford?

I love sea turtles.

So, I just wanna fully understand this. Um, you were Scrooge.

Oh, my God. They're shit-whispering me.

♪ Like this Good afternoon ♪

♪ So you've done nothing wrong In so very, very long ♪

Oh, damn. That's not good.

I will be early.

♪ Every day I wake up With a single dream ♪

It's just... I got a really busy day going here.

- No! C... Come on. - Yeah.

Clint's company specializes in creating controversy, conflict,

♪ A big, fancy desk on the 38th floor ♪

- Suck it, Wendy. - Okay, you too.

Mmm, that would be really nice, sweetheart.

What in the hell is this?

Kimberly, hey. Hi.

Okay, okay, okay. On script.

♪ The story of your life A tale of reckoning and fear ♪

♪ Feliz Navidad and the birth of our God ♪

- Can we slow down and talk about... - Can't believe we get one elevator a day.

I'm The Ghost of Christmas Past. Your past.

You... You seem very passionate about this.

♪ So try to do a little good Maybe give a little more ♪

- Manages a fancy hotel in Vancouver. - Uh-huh?

I didn't let her see me. She just...

It's so disturbing. I'm so sad. Are we done? Can I go?

Thank you, Patrick.

You know... So I was a little pigheaded. Weren't you ever in your 20s?

- You're talking about Clint? - Ah, yeah.

I was gonna say friends, but bros.

The answer to what?

That was all so long ago.

Clint, come on. She's posting.

it becomes unbearable.

♪ You know that you can achieve Something miraculous ♪

Oh, wait. I know what you're trying to do. Come on.

Wait. Itsy Witsy Isaac.

All right. No, no, that'll do. Not another word.

Oh, my God, I love your boots.

Senator, will you be resigning?

- Or... It's reprise. - Yes.