Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, Josh. What did you post?

♪ People are, one, lazy ♪

But don't worry. You're gonna do great.

I mean, I don't know. This one was a serious tight-ass.

Oh, God. That's still kinda thrilling.

Would you wanna, uh, go somewhere and maybe, I don't…

And you've been doing the same job the whole time?

because you so fear what I can do using these tactics which are beneath you.

♪ The story of your life Watch the pieces all fall into place ♪

Je ne peux parler français. Non.

♪ So let's shift the conversation ♪

- You all right? - Are you trying to talk?

You will be visited by three spirits.

Can you smell his hair and describe it to me?

♪ But come on, now don't stay quiet You know you wanna try it ♪

Go get 'em, girl. Knock 'em dead.

Yet-to-Come is a wrap.

Whoa! I'm back! I'm back. What time is it?

- Mm-hmm. - Jo... He sounds like a,

- Wait, wait. Was that Judi Dench? - Oh, my God. She's a national treasure.

♪ It's not enough for folks to love you They gotta hate your rivals more ♪

And so it begins. A full year of research and preparation.

♪ If you wanna make a ripple ♪

Okay, yes. You were a huge dick.

You got this in the bag, but you're gonna get your hands dirty.

Come on. Come on. It's right there.

♪ Good afternoon ♪

You know, even if... even if you did, which you're not.

You know I pay for everything, right?

- That's Josh Hubbins. - Here you go. Merry Christmas.

- Thank you. Okay. - Well, no.

It's still Christmas. There... There's still time.

♪ Or will I learn I have to stay ♪

- Mm-hmm. - Right?

- GC... Gh... Ghost of Christmas Present… - Ghost... Oh.

- Okay, stop. - You're not gonna go anywhere.

Well, if it isn't The Ghost of Christmas Present.

Oh, really? Great. Thank you. That's... That's quite reasonable.

- You don't know me. - You don't know you.

You rushed down here to help a kid.

leave it all behind, and move here?

Yeah. It... It is a little snug.

I'm sorry! No! No, no! Please! I... I can change.

Right. 261 coming at ya. Audible, I remember.

This is not a dream, Mr. Briggs.

Oh, no. No. There's no need for a whole big number here. No.

Right vile little bastard. You're gonna love him.

All right, that's a firm grip. All right.

- ♪ Begun ♪ - ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la… ♪

- We're family. I'll do anything for you. - Thank you, Owen.

So, you just decided one day

I mean, as much as anyone can be friends with Clint.

♪ Block out the guilt That I'd have to ignore ♪

- Hey, it's you. - Yeah.

Maybe she has a point.

Ah, right. "With whom."

Make something up. Make something up. Abort.

I just can't find a Heartstring we can grab onto.

It's part of my job.

Hang on, don't look left, eyes on me.

I know. It's just, I...

What do you mean by that? Hey, whoa. Hold on a second.

…not kidding.

For the last time, Mr. Briggs, this isn't about me.

Well, Josh's family runs a Christmas Day dinner at a homeless shelter.

♪ All the wrongs I'm running from? ♪

So, flying him back to his childhood in Minneapolis.

How long was it? The rest of your life, I mean.

I... I don't really buy all my clothes in Germany.

Wait a minute. Hold on.

Jacob, the guy causes division for a job.

- You mind putting your eyes on it? - No, not at all.

Um, so, maybe you could help me. Something.

♪ A pin to pop some prick's balloon ♪

and I'm gonna keep doing what I do.

- Sorry! - Jesus!

♪ We're doing the world a world of good ♪

No, you don't. Stop... Stop watching that.

♪ In perfect harmony ♪

♪ Can you hear it reverberate? ♪

And... And hurt another kid. And she's listening to you.

I will. I will. I promise.

- ♪ And some doing what you can ♪ - ♪ Do what you can ♪

♪ 'Cause we're insanely awesome spirits ♪

No, no, no, no. Hey, hey, Dave, back off.

Yeah, yeah, I... I heard of this. It's where people use that...

Oh, come on, bub.

♪ The story of your life ♪

♪ With a single dream Running through my head ♪

so I wouldn't be able to look my kids in the eye.

Okay, I have put this off long enough, but...

Look at her go with her little gavel.

♪ Do you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple? ♪

All you have to do is take it and you're retired.

♪ And that Christmas morning feeling Has only just begun ♪

Hey! Where ya going?

God, you look like hell.

♪ Running through my head ♪

Where is she? Come on.

♪ Feels like a kick-ass Christmas should ♪

And Kimberly is the best. She is a stone-cold killer.

Okay, five questions.

♪ Reaching other planets ♪

What's going on?

- You're acting like a child. - I can't hear you.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold... Hold... That's it? You're leaving?

- Have we met? - Uh…

So, fret not, sunshine.

Clint, you know I can't see you. Can you…

♪ We might be dead But we're living that Yuletide dream ♪

Please don't do this. Come on, man. I...

♪ No, this is not a dream ♪

♪ But I have to believe Inside the worst of us ♪

Right. Yes, okay. But, hey, could you do it? Cover my shift?

With a humblebrag. Shocking.

You've already won. You already won.

and every other adaptation nobody asked for.

I only threatened to retire as leverage

Once Josh is done trumpeting his annual good deed, Wrenny,

So this year, I chose something else.

- You got a sec? - Yeah. What's up?

♪ What could surpass Giant windows of glass ♪

Okay... Um… stop it.

It's a little beyond CPR, I think.

Hold on, just let me... Let me get this out first, okay?