Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just have one thing... I just have one thing you really need to...
and I'm... Oh, my God, I'm so done with it.
♪ Playing our parts Changing hearts, one by one ♪
Come here, you little blighter!
- No, honey, don't go in her yard! - We don't want her calling the police.
There's only one way to find out, boys.
Whatever. Doesn't matter. I know exactly what's going on.
Always with the compliments.
Maman
It's not crappy either.
The point is that Kimberly's a really good person, all right?
♪ And grandpa getting sauced ♪
♪ Can I take the leap and live? ♪
Hello! You can see me!
Yes!
- Uh-huh. - And he's holding my hand.
- What... What'd you see? - Nothing. Nothing. It's fine.
Inform Mr. Marley our perp will awaken in two minutes.
Is that not what you were gonna say?
We're doing it. It's gonna be quite a ride.
I'm The Ghost of Christmas Present. I'm not Brad Pitt.
Thanks, Gary. We're good. You were right on the cue.
♪ A slick leather chair The American Dream ♪
You know, what I want is for you to shut up and let me do my job.
- I'm okay. - Want a Negroni?
♪ But we're also, two, desperate To feel good and smart and right ♪
♪ You wait for the day You prep for a year ♪
I did what I should've done the minute you asked me to dig up dirt on a child.
Where is he?
Uh, well, I've always been a good judge of character.
- What? - I know.
Hh H
I should've made you take your retirement package
You too.
- It's 12 blocks. We're gonna walk. - Wait, wait. What's going on?
No. Scratch that. Sorry.
Are you sure?
You ever just stare in the mirror and think,
It's official. I'm a terrible person.
- but for you, I prefer C's. - She's never gotten less than...
Yeah, sure.
All good.
That's it. That's what I was gonna say.
- Little Larry. - No. Tiny Tim.
if you're trying to redeem an unredeemable.
Oh, wow. Yeah, I love him.
♪ Can my worst be left behind And do I deserve to find ♪
when you could be alive again.
There's my baby boy.
We'll talk about this later.
Oh.
He posted that when he was in sixth grade, you butt crack.
♪ Shall now ♪
♪ So tell your core consumer What the hell they're fighting for ♪
- Christmas Yet-to-Come… - No doubt.
good afternoon!
The Ghost of Christmas Past,
- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪
Consider the consequences.
Before she comes back, listen. It's time that I made some arrangements.
That's you?
- ♪ Good afternoon ♪ - The hell you say?
to fight about at Christmas dinner,
You're gonna wanna get used to that. Really you are.
- ♪ The magical mood when being merry ♪ - ♪ Is very necessary ♪
Yeah. No sweat.
You were about to prove that unredeemables really can change.
We've got a breach.
♪ There's humanity to save ♪
Good Afternoon
- Right. - Genius.
It's... It's my fault, all right?
Are you sure you haven't changed?
♪ A kind of love that I can lean on ♪
It's okay. I understand how he feels.
Your accent blows.
Only Clint, right?
- ♪ Good afternoon ♪ - ♪ Good afternoon ♪
♪ Know if I'm ♪
♪ Turn and tap a hapless chap ♪
No. No, I'm not gonna land on my feet, Dan, I'm gonna land on you.
Can we go see that?
♪ So do a little good ♪
I'm here to help you. So stop it and pay attention.
You just jumped in front of a bus to save someone you care about.
- He diddled your wife. - Good afternoon.
I like tiny. Oh! Teensy Tim?
Clint, how many times do I have to tell you? It's not about me.
That'd be nice.
Uh… …I g... I gotta go back.
I was scouting you, and then, uh, she looked right at me.
I don't know what to say.
Madam.
Look at this place, mate.
Oh, yeah? What is it I'm so afraid of?
Good afternoon.
Who are you to tell anyone how to live their life
- Everyone can see me. - Yes.
with a bunch of stupid, irrelevant questions.
Well, it... it involves Mr. Briggs.
- It's kinda baked into my job. - Do you work here?
- Here's the thing. Little idea. - Wrap it up.
♪ The city is sparkling With twinkling lights ♪
Well, yeah. My part of the haunt is over.
but... but this is an easy one. I can fix this one.
♪ Never stopped to reckon With the ruin in my wake ♪
- No. - Okay, but, like, what's his vibe?
- It's food, right? - It's delicious.
Why can she see you?
♪ We got that Christmas morning feeling And damn, is it fun ♪
♪ Give me some peace on Earth A virgin birth ♪
Oh, come on. I see the way you look at her.
♪ Am I forever ♪
- I don't know. - All right.
♪ Good afternoon ♪
Clint, don't.
♪ We're bringing back decency We're bringing back Christmas ♪
You're not reading my memos, are ya? We're expanding, Jake.
Um, yeah. This should do. Okay. Hmm.
So, you thought it might be a fine idea
Dude, it's not up to him. He doesn't make the rules.
Um… Sorry, but would you...
Wh... I'm sorry, what?
Okay.
- She get the phone I sent? - Mm-hmm.
When I was a kid, this thing...
to take him on a little field trip into your own past?
You still don't know the answer.
♪ But we both know that's not true ♪
Right here. The...
- ♪ It only takes a little good ♪ - ♪ Just a little good ♪
- Yes. - Is that what you think?
♪ To be human again, alive once more ♪
Hey, if anyone's looking for a gift for me…
snapping together his artificial tree.
Stop it!
♪ Is there a morning more appealing? ♪
Looks like Wren's trying to decide whether to take her uncle's advice.
Do people really change? I mean, real, lasting, positive change.
People... People don't change.
♪ And all across the world The change is gaining some traction ♪
Four-hundred people work for him.
- No, we're not doing this. - When I'm gone...
- ♪ Good afternoon ♪ - ♪ Good afternoon ♪
Which you will not enforce
You know, if you spent a nickel on it, we would be out looking all night.
Besides, you know it's been done before.
- What did they call him? - It was Tiny Tim.
Now I'm actually kinda glad I came.
Wait, aren't you in HR?
Once. Barely. And you know that was different.
Cheers.
Yes! Yes!
Ah, that is heaven on a stick.
Thank you.
♪ That's the view from here ♪
It's christmas. There's still time!
- There she is. Let's go talk to her and... - Oh, no. That's her.