Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I don't know. - All right.
to take him on a little field trip into your own past?
He posted that when he was in sixth grade, you butt crack.
Good afternoon.
- No, we're not doing this. - When I'm gone...
♪ Can my worst be left behind And do I deserve to find ♪
Is that not what you were gonna say?
When I was a kid, this thing...
♪ We're bringing back decency We're bringing back Christmas ♪
Your accent blows.
♪ Playing our parts Changing hearts, one by one ♪
good afternoon!
with a bunch of stupid, irrelevant questions.
- What... What'd you see? - Nothing. Nothing. It's fine.
♪ There's humanity to save ♪
I like tiny. Oh! Teensy Tim?
Only Clint, right?
Why can she see you?
Hh H
- Yes. - Is that what you think?
- Uh-huh. - And he's holding my hand.
- She get the phone I sent? - Mm-hmm.
♪ The city is sparkling With twinkling lights ♪
Where is he?
Thank you.
- Little Larry. - No. Tiny Tim.
Um, yeah. This should do. Okay. Hmm.
No. No, I'm not gonna land on my feet, Dan, I'm gonna land on you.
♪ So tell your core consumer What the hell they're fighting for ♪
Consider the consequences.
Yeah, sure.
That's you?
♪ But we both know that's not true ♪
Can we go see that?
♪ Is there a morning more appealing? ♪
Yes! Yes!
You still don't know the answer.
You just jumped in front of a bus to save someone you care about.
- Right. - Genius.
I should've made you take your retirement package
♪ So do a little good ♪
when you could be alive again.
Before she comes back, listen. It's time that I made some arrangements.
- No. - Okay, but, like, what's his vibe?
Come here, you little blighter!
Madam.
People... People don't change.
I was scouting you, and then, uh, she looked right at me.
and I'm... Oh, my God, I'm so done with it.
The point is that Kimberly's a really good person, all right?
I did what I should've done the minute you asked me to dig up dirt on a child.
It's christmas. There's still time!
There's only one way to find out, boys.
You too.
The Ghost of Christmas Past,
It's... It's my fault, all right?
Are you sure?
Uh, well, I've always been a good judge of character.
♪ Know if I'm ♪
Well, yeah. My part of the haunt is over.
♪ Shall now ♪
You know, what I want is for you to shut up and let me do my job.
Once. Barely. And you know that was different.
♪ That's the view from here ♪
♪ Turn and tap a hapless chap ♪
- ♪ Good afternoon ♪ - ♪ Good afternoon ♪
Oh.
♪ And all across the world The change is gaining some traction ♪
♪ Am I forever ♪
♪ Good afternoon ♪
All good.
Which you will not enforce
Yeah. No sweat.
snapping together his artificial tree.
- ♪ Good afternoon ♪ - ♪ Good afternoon ♪
Always with the compliments.
♪ We got that Christmas morning feeling And damn, is it fun ♪
So, you thought it might be a fine idea
Cheers.
♪ But we're also, two, desperate To feel good and smart and right ♪
- I'm okay. - Want a Negroni?
Yes!
Whatever. Doesn't matter. I know exactly what's going on.
- It's 12 blocks. We're gonna walk. - Wait, wait. What's going on?
Right here. The...
Dude, it's not up to him. He doesn't make the rules.
- but for you, I prefer C's. - She's never gotten less than...
♪ You wait for the day You prep for a year ♪
- He diddled your wife. - Good afternoon.
Maman
There's my baby boy.
Clint, how many times do I have to tell you? It's not about me.
No. Scratch that. Sorry.
♪ Can I take the leap and live? ♪
You're not reading my memos, are ya? We're expanding, Jake.
- What did they call him? - It was Tiny Tim.
Four-hundred people work for him.
Oh, wow. Yeah, I love him.
- It's kinda baked into my job. - Do you work here?
We'll talk about this later.
- What? - I know.
Clint, don't.
You're gonna wanna get used to that. Really you are.
♪ Give me some peace on Earth A virgin birth ♪
That'd be nice.
Hello! You can see me!
I'm here to help you. So stop it and pay attention.
- ♪ The magical mood when being merry ♪ - ♪ Is very necessary ♪
Wait, aren't you in HR?
♪ To be human again, alive once more ♪
Do people really change? I mean, real, lasting, positive change.
Uh… …I g... I gotta go back.
Ah, that is heaven on a stick.
♪ And grandpa getting sauced ♪
- No, honey, don't go in her yard! - We don't want her calling the police.
Inform Mr. Marley our perp will awaken in two minutes.
Good Afternoon
Well, it... it involves Mr. Briggs.
- Here's the thing. Little idea. - Wrap it up.
Look at this place, mate.
I'm The Ghost of Christmas Present. I'm not Brad Pitt.
Who are you to tell anyone how to live their life
- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪
Now I'm actually kinda glad I came.
Are you sure you haven't changed?
Um… Sorry, but would you...
It's official. I'm a terrible person.
- It's food, right? - It's delicious.
That's it. That's what I was gonna say.
Wh... I'm sorry, what?
♪ A kind of love that I can lean on ♪
Oh, come on. I see the way you look at her.
- ♪ It only takes a little good ♪ - ♪ Just a little good ♪
♪ A slick leather chair The American Dream ♪
but... but this is an easy one. I can fix this one.
Besides, you know it's been done before.
It's okay. I understand how he feels.
Looks like Wren's trying to decide whether to take her uncle's advice.
We're doing it. It's gonna be quite a ride.
- There she is. Let's go talk to her and... - Oh, no. That's her.
Okay.
I don't know what to say.
We've got a breach.
Thanks, Gary. We're good. You were right on the cue.
I just have one thing... I just have one thing you really need to...
It's not crappy either.
♪ Never stopped to reckon With the ruin in my wake ♪
Hey, if anyone's looking for a gift for me…
Oh, yeah? What is it I'm so afraid of?
You ever just stare in the mirror and think,
if you're trying to redeem an unredeemable.
to fight about at Christmas dinner,
- Christmas Yet-to-Come… - No doubt.
Stop it!
- ♪ Good afternoon ♪ - The hell you say?
You know, if you spent a nickel on it, we would be out looking all night.
- Everyone can see me. - Yes.
You were about to prove that unredeemables really can change.