Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No, he's smoking hot. - Smoking hot.
Fine. Whatever. Am I supposed to know this kid?
Don't think. Deep breath.
Look out, New York City. This guy showers once a month!
Anyway, 46 seasons. Crazy.
I don't know about this, 'cause he's actually super nice.
And you. From now on, I want everything on script. Understand?
Oh! Oh, f... Oh!
Can she see me?
♪ Well, it's impossible to say ♪
So, w-w-what makes you want to run for Student Council President?
So I went to a clinic and all I know about the daddy
♪ And what we are Is something in between ♪
Marley?
Okay. Okay, I get that. But this ending sucks.
In that case, I would like to collect my retirement package.
♪ Good afternoon ♪
- 'Cause Josh Hubbins is running, so… - Josh Hubbins?
Your sister was always really good to you, wasn't she?
So, that's what we do.
Middle child of three to a single mother.
♪ I'm feeling warm as apple cider ♪
Look, I have another meeting I'm actually late for.
…a more positive force for humanity.
It's no big deal. I... Um... Hey, how did it go with Kimberly?
Let's start with, uh, that green one.
You know, when they were doing my future, there was this little sick kid.
Well, in the 1800s, "good afternoon" was a sick burn.
- I was called up to the show. - Oh, my God.
Yes, they are shit-whispering you.
Just, you know, research.
♪ Just let a little vile Fill the village square ♪
You don't wanna bring out Mariah's bad side.
- Yeah. Um, we should go. - Yeah.
Whoa! Ah!
Great. Grab your coat. Let's go build a dream.
Shame on you, sir. Saying such a thing to a child.
- in the lives of the people that you... - I'm trying to show the effect
Nice.
And it's a doozy.
There's a place called "Heaven on a Stick."
Rafi, these are amazing.
Listen, um… That doesn't have to be true.
All in favor?
Feel my chain!
- Sparky? - I see the...
…If they pick me.
It's next to the teddy bear, okay? Have Martha help you.
- ♪ Can we redeem the unredeemable? ♪ - ♪ Is he redeemable? ♪
you're an enemy of Santa Claus, Jesus, and Mariah Carey. And that's...
Look, I-I think I made a big mistake, okay?
Hello, Mr. Briggs.
Thank you. You have no idea the good that you've done.
You know that first save?
- I love you so hard, man. - Thank...
That's... It's, um...
- your choices have... - Not really answering my question.
Driver! This is a matter of life and death here.
You're... You're... You're warm.
No. I can't...
What's he on about?
Oh, geez, this is a Christmas tragedy.
♪ So your pitch becomes compelling Selling more than just a tree ♪
♪ And have I given it my all? ♪
even though that tree house is a flagrant violation...
Only he can see it. I wish you could see it!
♪ Work a little harder than you did The day before ♪
Link by link with each soul I made to suffer.
♪ At the end of the day Words are easy to say ♪
No? Oh, okay.
♪ We planted the seeds And joy is blooming ♪
Yeah,
Good afternoon.
- 100%. - All right.
♪ We're bringing back Christmas We're bringing back Christmas ♪
I...
Yay! I had a feeling.
But you faced it and that took guts and I'm... I'm proud of you. Come here.
- ♪ Saving a perp from certain peril ♪ - ♪ We're like A Christmas Carol ♪
You look adorable.
I mean, he's just a kid…
♪ Taking every chance to make the choice To help your fellow man ♪
But, I mean, if I hadn't, I wouldn't be here with you.
Bob's your uncle.
- Time to go. - He's a kid. He's in sixth grade.
L-Like A Christmas Carol? The Dickens story?
- Really? - Extremely graphic.
- A perp? - We are walking around in your past.
- Come on, bring it in. Come on. - Uncle Clint!
♪ It only takes a little good And some doing what you can ♪
He still comes out from time to time.
♪ But is that something We should really take pride in? ♪
I'm done waiting around for a good man. I want a baby.
Yeah. Ex-girlfriend, I get it.
Are you guys…
- ♪ Maybe give a little more ♪ - ♪ Give a little more ♪
Old me.
When your parents make you eat Christmas dinner with homeless people. Gross.
- Yeah, I think that sounds educated. - With whom. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I mean, you've changed.
When I'm gone, I'd like you to take Wren.
- No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop. Stop! - Son! Eve... Oh, what?
♪ For giving a man A kick in the pantaloon ♪
♪ Dark deeds ye must redeem ♪
- Oh, yes! Oh, that's terrific. - Okay. There we go. That's it.
♪ This woman's as kind As a human could be ♪
- And then our GC Present retired. - GC?
Bonnie.
Hey, wait a minute, Clint...
- Totally. I love "somewhere." - Yeah, me too. Oh, my gosh.
Je m'excuse. Je m'excuse!
Now, people never change. But you know something?
You... You told your brother that you loved him.
♪ Gathered 'round with our families ♪
See how long it takes for his eyes to glaze over.
I don't get to know anything about my accusers?
You don't speak? You just... You just point at things?
I'm gonna be an uncle? Uncle Owen? Like Star Wars?
4:15. Good. Thank God.
♪ But it doesn't feel true ♪
- But they probably won't. - Probably not.
How do you never get better at this?
Whatever.
♪ Do a little good ♪
Ronny! There's a bathroom inside.
Hey, guys. Hey, Wrenny.
Consider the possibilities.
Wow. This dream makes zero sense.
I don't know. I don't want people to think I'm only doing this to win the election.
See? Now, does that look like someone who's living her best life?
No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
Gotta catch this one. Bye, guys. Like ya.
♪ And do I deserve to find ♪
♪ As you're drowning in that ale You're feeling like a fail ♪
That's... That's where you've always been wrong about me.
♪ The glow of yesteryear ♪
♪ Doing the world a world of good ♪
What do you need?
I thought, "If I can change this guy, maybe there's hope for me too."
Clint, Clint, Clint, wait... wait up.
Actually, you do. Yes.
- Think so. He's... He's fine. - I think so. Yeah.
Oh. And you want that.
- Just go ahead with whatever you wanna do. - Fine. Cotton candy.
No! No! I did not. That was his choice. And frankly, I'm proud of him.