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Yes!
I... I just... If you don't mind... Would you mind if I have a quick shower?
What are all these pictures of my executive VP doing up here?
which will probably bankrupt your entire organization,
- He can see me. You can see me. - Yes, he can.
You've already won. You already won.
I... I have no idea.
Wanna do some CPR or something? Why are they just standing there?
I have a tramp stamp on the front and the back.
You know, I'm happy for her. If you wanna make your school a better place,
CNN is no longer talking about how you just boned the teachers' union.
Guys, he said yes. Let's get to work.
See, you... you... you can always tell by the self-loathing expression on her face.
Clint, you promised Carrie if Wren ever needed anything, you would help her.
I think, uh, if you could just hear it with an open mind and make me proud, okay?
Oh.
Why don't you point to the way out, huh? Is that it? Right there?
Coffees flying in.
Kimberly's gonna do some oppo research. That means digging up dirt.
Top-notch guilt trip, Kimberly.
- Good afternoon! - Yes!
♪ I'd put me before you ♪
Careful.
♪ Work a little harder than we did The day before ♪
- Clint. - I need to talk to Wren.
- Okay. Will you just get it together? - Well, no, he looked stupid.
- God, I miss drinking. - Huh?
The leading cause of death back then was January.
- Gravity. - Ah. Yeah.
What are you gonna do? Are you crazy?
Yes. Yes, Senator. It's... It's designed to be offensive.
- Hey, hey, check it out. - What?
♪ That's the view from here ♪
Thanks, honey.
♪ But if you wanna win You gotta study human nature ♪
Huh? What... What'd ya… see?
Ah, right.
but, you know, last week,
Look, um… …I may have pushed you into your kicker,
Bring on the Chili of Positive Outcome!
Good afternoon. Good afternoon!
Oh, come on. Don't do this.
- Carrie. - Carrie, Carrie!
Hey, Stuart.
Where does a ghost retire to?
- Oh, it's a... It's a, uh, reprise? - That... It's... Yeah, the, uh, a r-reprise.
Does it? I... I really believe you can be a positive force for mankind.
- I am… - Okay.
- Yeah. - Oh. I messed up in the middle there.
Me?
- You don't have to save the paper. - Yeah.
But w-we'll close at three. Okay. Uh, question one, were you ever alive?
You know what?
Hoverboard?
What was that?
Sorry, kids. I didn't mean to shout. All right?
♪ "What happened to her?" ♪
♪ Good afternoon ♪
Oh. Terrible.
Please. Please, I beg of you.
Wh... Why, that's preposterous. You were redeemed. I was there.
♪ But now she gets paid To pull people apart ♪
There's a baby.
♪ If we only skim the surface We'll never know ♪
A good afternoon to you, madam.
♪ He's goofy, he's tall He's got a good heart ♪
Um, yeah, we'll be haunting him this Christmas,
Everything's cool. Back to work, everyone!
And he can't help himself, he starts flirting with me.
- Uh, yes. Okay. All right. - Good.
She's probably not even gonna post it because she takes after my sister...
Great. Do your job.
- Which one is this year's perp? - Well, they all are.
just in case this turns into an important story thread that we may wanna follow.
No. Not... Not really, no.
- Oh. - Oh, that's... Oh, he's dead.
♪ Some days you may soar beyond ♪
Have to make sure you're in bed when Santa comes.
I mean, I... I feel like it's gonna be awkward. He's really into me.
- Thank you. - Brilliant. Look at this. It's trending.
♪ Good afternoon Our favorite swear ♪
Well done. Come on.
No spotlight. Gary, kill the spot...
♪ The story with the wife and kids You clearly want to live ♪
- Family I could've had. - Thanks, Mommy.
- Did I? I don't think so. - You did.
I knew you'd get too attached. I knew this...
♪ Could it possibly be That she might feel like I feel? ♪
Uh, sorry. I... I... I was actually on my way out.
Clint, you fabricated a scandal.
♪ Ye shall find no sleep tonight ♪
Cool. Mom, can I donate it to the sick kids?
- Yeah. - Those didn't exist.
She did it. She... She looks presidential up here.
Clint, you fabricated a scandal.
- Bros? - Yeah.
Don't you wanna go back on Earth and do person stuff again?
♪ Can't resign yourself to ripples ♪
♪ The story of your life ♪
- Uh, yes. - When?
"Welcome to the bone zone." "Bone appétit." Ha!
…you know.
♪ The dream you dare to chase ♪
Mom, can I donate it to the sick kids?
Yeah, but that's when she was a fantasy. And now she's real.
No, no, no. No. Hold on.
I'm here with you the whole way.
- ♪ If you dare ♪ - ♪ If you dare ♪
But, I mean, who throws a work party on Christmas actual Eve?
- Is it ready yet? Is it ready yet? - Yeah, it's not ready yet.
You know, I think deep down, you wanted her to see you because you're into her.
- He gets straight A's. - Mm-hmm.
Yes, you did. Let's go see. Come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
♪ Well, now it's all mine With my name on the door ♪
Wait, uh, did you see your future?
- Oh, so now people do change? - No, I... I... I don't know.
Just don't use it as an excuse to come home late tonight.
No. There's just one little… …one little wrinkle I need to iron out.
They're on their way to find out if the person we've haunted
That is a flagrant breach of established protocol.
♪ And I get It's an important point of pride ♪
- I'm The Ghost of Christmas Present. - What are you doing?
This is amazing!
It's next to the teddy bear, okay? Have Martha help you.