Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here we are. Our first stop.

♪ And maybe see that I won't always be ♪

Do you wanna hear the rest of my song?

One thing led to another, and, uh, you know.

Are we going to Narnia?

♪ It's an everyday decision ♪

or s-stolen your packages?

Three ghosts coming to save you.

That's ridiculous.

♪ So why would she wind up With someone like me? ♪

See, it's a documented fact

This perp file is driving me nuts.

- Just... Just... - No. God, I would rather not.

Good afternoon.

Bit sad, isn't it?

Okay, let's push the apology back to the day of the VMAs to maximize buzz.

And this is the moment we worked all year for.

- Proud of you, buddy. - Uh-huh.

Well, you're certainly looking brighter than you were before.

♪ We're full of that Christmas morning feeling ♪

♪ From some good old-fashioned trees ♪

Yeah, and why is that? It's just not...

♪ You're sorrier Than soggy fish and chips ♪

♪ Ripple, ripple, ripple ♪

I don't wanna know! I don't wanna know!

- ♪ Or a random day in May ♪ - ♪ Or a day in May ♪

♪ And sweetly say ♪

- I get knocked up on Thursday. - Congratulations.

♪ Then let's fry some bigger fish Ask forgiveness, not "permish" ♪

♪ Do you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple? ♪

- Here we go. - It was unprofessional, but, you know,

You know what? Why not? Why isn't it about you?

This is our dedicated staff of support ghosts.

♪ Do you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple? ♪

Well, then how do you know how terrible I may or may not be?

Have people changed? Now, that's the good news.

Is that a Sephora?

There is no puppy.

How many times have I told you to close this kitchen door when you come back in?

Okay, smarty-pants.

- Okay. - You hungry? You want a juice box?

That, uh... That's... That's what we call a kicker.

♪ It's one of those magic "Manhattan-y" nights ♪

And he learned the only person that he could count on

Oh, boy! Did your head make that clang?

- A word, please. - Right, uh, just…

What about those people?

And I see you brought this one again. Very lovely.

Something cozy? Something stable?

Yeah. Guess they do.

on this unredeemable.

No, I understand, I do.

This is about you running away from your life again.

♪ That's the view from here ♪

I mean, I love Clint. He's great. I consider him a friend.

- Oh, mommy. Whoo. - Ah. Okay.

- Nice to see ya. - Nice to see you. Oh.

When your parents

♪ Or I can walk out this door And defiantly quit ♪

♪ Watch how far the ripples go ♪

♪ I know that we can achieve Something miraculous ♪

♪ Is there a morning more appealing? ♪

Our guest today manages PR for AT&T and the NFL.

♪ All the worth I thought I earned It turned worthless in the end ♪

Stay with me, Clint. Stay in it.

- Really? - Uh-huh. Yeah.

Uh, well, I've been dead nearly two centuries.

I did it? You mean it's really...

All right, team, last looks. I'm going in.

It's Christmas Day.

- What's what? - Wait, am I…

Oh, Clinty, wait till you see him.

When the boys are Kicks them*

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No. No, no, no. No. No.

Honey. Aren't you happy for your sister?

if I keep dropping the damn screws in the grass!

- Yes, sir. - You know what?

You know what, I'm gonna get back to my guests.

Wanna show me some more stuff I'm right about? It's getting fun again.

♪ While we're strutting Through the streets of London town ♪

- That's right! - Get back here!

- Ooh, itch. - What?

Forget it. It's not worth the trouble.

Mm-hmm. Oh, and your niece is here.

No, no, no, no, no. You're a ghost. Let's get going.

- 93. Not bad. - I got him.

I sent you a great pic. You should post it.

Well, I beg to differ.

♪ We're bringing back cozy nights Those twinkly lights ♪

- Good. Yes, yes. Good. Good, good, good. - All right. This is on them.

Painstakingly recreating one man's past, present and future.

♪ That's the view from here ♪

♪ We're doing the world a world of good ♪

Really, you got it all wrong. I was... I was just...

Hey, look at this guy! Whoa!

Go make amends, and make us proud.

…you know, it's totally understandable if you're scared

♪ It had to happen in one night ♪

- ♪ Do a little good ♪ - ♪ Do a little good ♪

- Yeah. - And you're still here.

Yeah. Get it together. Enough with the buyer's remorse.

♪ We're giddy with a holiday Goodwill gleam ♪

Have you tried telling him about your personal life?

♪ With their overpriced art And their walls of degrees ♪

Oh, because this is a musical.

- I… …I love your costume. Rudolph. - Oh, thank you.

- Mm-hmm. Oh. - Here, let me help you.

Hey. Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here. Sit. Sit, please.

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ See, we need some confrontation Or your message won't get through ♪

- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

of his country, of our sacred holiday!

♪ But he's holding my hand And he's not letting go ♪

Get out of this. You're going to get us in trouble.

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

♪ Many wrongs have ye to right ♪

Resume CPM-104, please.

- Oh. Whoa, that was quick. - Go ahead. Tell him how you feel.

- Clint! Let's go. Right now. - Damn it.

Maybe I buy a quaint little house on a quiet street.

We were crazy. We stole a cruise ship one time.

Now you guys are shit-whispering me too. Let's go. Come on. What's next?

Wonder how it all works out with her.