Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ And nobody is immune ♪
Good afternoon.
No, no, no, no. Señor.
- ♪ Or is all I am unlovable? ♪ - ♪ Unlovable ♪
♪ And some doing what you can ♪
Excuse me, sir.
It's not weird.
♪ Is a little bit harder to do ♪
We walked all over Manhattan and talked and connected and…
♪ With all the trolls And a-holes out there ♪
Why are you crossing through my grand lobby, hmm?
It's okay. I can get it.
Bit more consideration for them than you did for me maybe, yeah?
Yeah, I'm gonna stay and watch him put ponytail man over his knee.
He's like the perfect combination of Mussolini and Seacrest.
Your brother's such a good man.
that it was better to believe I had a lost dog than no dog at all.
Well, your haunt got off to a bit of a "humpy" start.
The... You said, "Past, present, future."
Clint, please slow down!
Felt like I was really making a difference.
Apparently, if you have a real tree, you're a judgmental elitist hipster.
- I am The Ghost of Christmas Present. - Your boss chews you out
♪ I knew just what I'd do ♪
Stop it. Shut your dumb face and just watch the scene.
When your father fails to make his mortgage
They work so hard to make us look good.
That's what I want.
Thank you, Bonnie. No, I... I don't wanna hear about it right n...
It is. L-Lots of anger on both sides.
I may not be getting with your program, but it's not for his lack of trying.
Yes, sir. I get it.
And then every year, I chose to stay.
Look, I just ask that you respect me and my family's privacy.
Like the outfit.
…we even kissed. On the lips.
Hey, Clint. Clint, Clint, Clint.
Can you please tell Bonnie or whoever's in charge of transitions
- Pardon his French. - Good afternoon.
Are you five years old? Get down from there.
Well, every year I'd say, "It's time to move on."
Not even a little bit curious?
It's a little out of left field. Hear me out.
♪ Maybe I'm that same jerk like I fear? ♪
♪ Oh, two little words Can totally change a tune ♪
I told you Kimberly was the best.
We got a runner!
They were out of vegan stuff downstairs so I just got you a chicken noodle.
♪ Maybe I haven't lost sight Of what's right ♪
Sure.
All right. Your final ghost will be right with you.
So this boy Wren's running against, Josh Hubbins?
You're afraid of that one question.
Look, you think this'll tempt me?
♪ We have to believe Inside the worst of us ♪
No, it's Charles Dickens. It's a fun little thing.
♪ Well, am I doing the world A world of good? ♪
♪ Putting some nice Into the neighborhood ♪
- It's nice to see you, Wendy. - Yeah, I'll bet it is.
♪ And it's not coming back With some manufactured tree ♪
♪ From here ♪
Why am I... Why am I so heavy?
- ♪ Forever unredeemable ♪ - ♪ Unredeemable ♪
Now can you re-cue the scene, please?
- There's a bin down in the lobby, okay? - Yeah, give it away. Glad we wrapped it.
♪ It's like "piss off" But with a little touch of class ♪
Don't get all clingy, okay? I'm at work right now.
There's a... There's a lesson in there, you know?
Yeah. I just, uh... Look, if you're not feeling that, and th...
It's a... It's a key moment that has to be faced in order to,
"Back to bed." I...
you know, effect any real change.
He said retire.
You're just extraordinary. You know that?
Oh, hey, Margo. I was just avoiding you.
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la ♪
You must be here to haunt Clint.
You can do it. Come on.
So, you have been eligible for retirement for 46 seasons.
Oh, I'm gonna murder a man in the grand lobby.
♪ Now, if we choose this dude One goes to two then four ♪
Holy bejeebus.
- What? How? With who? - With me.
♪ Just how far the ripples go ♪
- Good afternoon. - Good afternoon!
You know, like...
Here?
- No, no, no. - None of this is real.
And as if we didn't have enough
You're a different person now, Karen.
I do way more than just point at it.
No, I don't know her number. Like I know anyone's number.
Dude, I can't dance like this. Are you gonna be able to keep up with all this?
♪ That's the view from here ♪
All right, then.
Hey, Carrie.
Oh! Oh, wow.
I love you, too.
♪ Oh, it would be, sure, simple To boost your market share ♪
I... I promise! Please. Please, please, please. Please, I... I...
Clint, no, no, no, she's lying.
I just wanna say, everything is HR approved, totally okay.
He's only stamped because he's "dogmatically committed to the belief
Bring it in, bring it in, bring it in.
I'm... I'm stuck on the... On the first thing there.
- You remember that? - Yes. Yes, I remember. I…
Oh, Jesus!
♪ The quickest little pick-me-up Is kicking people down ♪
♪ I could go back to Earth Retire, just peace out ♪
Clint, just... just let me go. You... You don't wanna be around for this.
You've always struck me as someone who's more of an inside-voice type of person.
- This is crazy. - I don't think so.
that you're gonna quit your job,
Oh. What is it? What is it?
Uh…
- I'm done dicking around with you, pal. - Wow, sugar mouth.
You wanna see some more things you're wrong about?
- He's bluffing. - Sorry, did you say retire?
Why can't you just admit that you let Kimberly see you?
With who. With "whom"?
♪ Maybe aliens ♪
- Hey, that's Clint right there. - Hey, Clint.
♪ No, it's perfectly clear ♪
- Grab my hand. - We're doing this?
Okay, I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming.
Okay, okay. Hang on.
No.
Oh.
- You did what? - Huh?
I see greatness in you, and it's being squandered here.
- I mean, you asked me why I chose you. - I know why you did.
Good afternoon.
Now we're back to Mr. Briggs and a perp.
♪ Feels like my soul went snowmobiling ♪
No, no. Nora, Nora. Hey, hey. Come on, come on.
♪ Can we just risk it all And find a way? ♪
No. No, no. I a... I am. I... I...
Clint!
- Yeah. - I mean, the way you do it,
with homeless people. Gross.
- Guys, please. - You know what?
Don't you come back with the same story she did.
No? How so?
Well, I never.
- Becoming what? - I thought we were becoming…
I see it now.
♪ All those twinkly lights And all the cheer ♪
I know, I know, old friend.
♪ That's the view from here ♪
But if we change him, does he create enough ripples to make a real difference?
We're all good. We're all good. Yep, make it go away. Thank you.
We have a deal with them.
Do you need us to call someone?
Present? What are you doing in my past?
I'm doing oppo research on a child.
That's okay. Hey, I'm sorry to barge in.
♪ Look at the girl who did right At the height of a hard-won career ♪