Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What? How? With who? - With me.
It's a... It's a key moment that has to be faced in order to,
- Good afternoon. - Good afternoon!
♪ Maybe aliens ♪
With who. With "whom"?
I may not be getting with your program, but it's not for his lack of trying.
Yeah. I just, uh... Look, if you're not feeling that, and th...
- You did what? - Huh?
You wanna see some more things you're wrong about?
- ♪ Forever unredeemable ♪ - ♪ Unredeemable ♪
Present? What are you doing in my past?
you know, effect any real change.
Holy bejeebus.
♪ And it's not coming back With some manufactured tree ♪
♪ Now, if we choose this dude One goes to two then four ♪
Clint, please slow down!
Clint, just... just let me go. You... You don't wanna be around for this.
that it was better to believe I had a lost dog than no dog at all.
- Grab my hand. - We're doing this?
It's okay. I can get it.
The... You said, "Past, present, future."
That's what I want.
♪ Feels like my soul went snowmobiling ♪
But if we change him, does he create enough ripples to make a real difference?
Thank you, Bonnie. No, I... I don't wanna hear about it right n...
♪ It's like "piss off" But with a little touch of class ♪
They work so hard to make us look good.
No, no, no, no. Señor.
Okay, okay. Hang on.
Well, your haunt got off to a bit of a "humpy" start.
Your brother's such a good man.
No, no. Nora, Nora. Hey, hey. Come on, come on.
So this boy Wren's running against, Josh Hubbins?
Yeah, I'm gonna stay and watch him put ponytail man over his knee.
♪ Oh, two little words Can totally change a tune ♪
We walked all over Manhattan and talked and connected and…
And as if we didn't have enough
- He's bluffing. - Sorry, did you say retire?
I see greatness in you, and it's being squandered here.
Can you please tell Bonnie or whoever's in charge of transitions
- I mean, you asked me why I chose you. - I know why you did.
Yes, sir. I get it.
I'm... I'm stuck on the... On the first thing there.
No? How so?
It's a little out of left field. Hear me out.
♪ Can we just risk it all And find a way? ♪
You're afraid of that one question.
Well, I never.
Oh.
Bring it in, bring it in, bring it in.
All right. Your final ghost will be right with you.
Not even a little bit curious?
♪ With all the trolls And a-holes out there ♪
When your father fails to make his mortgage
Why can't you just admit that you let Kimberly see you?
♪ Just how far the ripples go ♪
- This is crazy. - I don't think so.
No, I don't know her number. Like I know anyone's number.
♪ Look at the girl who did right At the height of a hard-won career ♪
All right, then.
Bit more consideration for them than you did for me maybe, yeah?
- Guys, please. - You know what?
No. No, no. I a... I am. I... I...
with homeless people. Gross.
- Yeah. - I mean, the way you do it,
There's a... There's a lesson in there, you know?
- You remember that? - Yes. Yes, I remember. I…
♪ The quickest little pick-me-up Is kicking people down ♪
that you're gonna quit your job,
♪ From here ♪
Oh. What is it? What is it?
…we even kissed. On the lips.
- No, no, no. - None of this is real.
- ♪ Or is all I am unlovable? ♪ - ♪ Unlovable ♪
♪ Well, am I doing the world A world of good? ♪
Stop it. Shut your dumb face and just watch the scene.
Don't you come back with the same story she did.
♪ All those twinkly lights And all the cheer ♪
Are you five years old? Get down from there.
I... I promise! Please. Please, please, please. Please, I... I...
I do way more than just point at it.
♪ That's the view from here ♪
Why are you crossing through my grand lobby, hmm?
♪ Putting some nice Into the neighborhood ♪
They were out of vegan stuff downstairs so I just got you a chicken noodle.
Good afternoon.
- Pardon his French. - Good afternoon.
You've always struck me as someone who's more of an inside-voice type of person.
Hey, Clint. Clint, Clint, Clint.
Now we're back to Mr. Briggs and a perp.
Do you need us to call someone?
Felt like I was really making a difference.
♪ Maybe I haven't lost sight Of what's right ♪
Apparently, if you have a real tree, you're a judgmental elitist hipster.
Why am I... Why am I so heavy?
Like the outfit.
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la ♪
- Becoming what? - I thought we were becoming…
He's like the perfect combination of Mussolini and Seacrest.
- I am The Ghost of Christmas Present. - Your boss chews you out
So, you have been eligible for retirement for 46 seasons.
It's not weird.
You know, like...
- Hey, that's Clint right there. - Hey, Clint.
Okay, I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming.
Oh, hey, Margo. I was just avoiding you.
I see it now.
♪ No, it's perfectly clear ♪
We got a runner!
I love you, too.
No.
Oh, Jesus!
We have a deal with them.
♪ Is a little bit harder to do ♪
♪ And some doing what you can ♪
I just wanna say, everything is HR approved, totally okay.
Clint, no, no, no, she's lying.
You're just extraordinary. You know that?
Excuse me, sir.
"Back to bed." I...
Oh, I'm gonna murder a man in the grand lobby.
Here?
Hey, Carrie.
- It's nice to see you, Wendy. - Yeah, I'll bet it is.
Look, you think this'll tempt me?
Uh…
You must be here to haunt Clint.
♪ And nobody is immune ♪
♪ Maybe I'm that same jerk like I fear? ♪
You're a different person now, Karen.
He said retire.
And then every year, I chose to stay.
We're all good. We're all good. Yep, make it go away. Thank you.
No, it's Charles Dickens. It's a fun little thing.
Don't get all clingy, okay? I'm at work right now.
Good afternoon.
♪ I could go back to Earth Retire, just peace out ♪
- There's a bin down in the lobby, okay? - Yeah, give it away. Glad we wrapped it.
I told you Kimberly was the best.
It is. L-Lots of anger on both sides.
I know, I know, old friend.
♪ I knew just what I'd do ♪
- I'm done dicking around with you, pal. - Wow, sugar mouth.
That's okay. Hey, I'm sorry to barge in.
I'm doing oppo research on a child.
Dude, I can't dance like this. Are you gonna be able to keep up with all this?
Now can you re-cue the scene, please?
Look, I just ask that you respect me and my family's privacy.
He's only stamped because he's "dogmatically committed to the belief
You can do it. Come on.
♪ That's the view from here ♪
Clint!
♪ We have to believe Inside the worst of us ♪
♪ Oh, it would be, sure, simple To boost your market share ♪
Well, every year I'd say, "It's time to move on."
Oh! Oh, wow.
Sure.