Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

it's been a very long time since anyone's tried to get up in my beeswax.
Oh, no. I'm... I'm sure that you gotta go big
I'm afraid of you telling her to tank her grades.
- Okay. Yeah? - Yeah.
Hi.
♪ It's taken me years but I finally quit ♪
♪ I used to think that I was sure Of what made people tick ♪
- Oh. I can see. - Yeah.
♪ My mom used to clean Ritzy places like these ♪
You got me a puppy?
♪ To throw a tiny stone Into a mighty stream ♪
Outrage is a drug.
Nobody gives you credit for that, do they? Believing in people.
- you know, a legend at... at… - Yeah.
Probably 'cause I'm gonna go back to work next week
♪ Can we really make a ripple ♪
"Never change"? Now I do want a piece of this guy.
♪ The tingle when Jingle bells are pealing ♪
♪ The story of your life A whole new narrative ♪
There's supposed to be singing. It's the big climax.
Of course she's changed.
♪ Do a little good ♪
You've been at this 200 years.
Wow!
♪ With our feet up while we float Too afraid to rock the boat ♪
Your clothes are really too tight on me. I feel silly.
Costume Department!
And our choices make us who we are, don't they?
♪ Now we got one less hateful human ♪
- Now, if you'll excuse me. - Jacob, please.
♪ We're bringing back Christmas We're bringing back cheer ♪
Good afternoon.
In her early 20s. I don't know. We have to find out with who.
Good afternoon.
Now, he's a little imposing. Doesn't say much. Mostly points at stuff.
He takes his retirement right now.
Good.
- Quiet. - Hey.
That lesson made me so rich, I could buy a million puppies.
♪ Doing the world a little good ♪
is really going to change.
Listen well, Ebenezer.
♪ You strip 'em down right to their core And find a self-centered prick ♪
No. Come on.
- Okay, okay, okay. All right. - Yeah, yeah. To the right?
Yeah. Let's have our influencers hit it hard.
But I picked out all the chicken bits, so it should be good.
'Cause I gotta live in it, pal.
♪ Unredeemable? ♪
I brought her face-to-face with her mortality,
Uh, sir, could we please speed it up a little? Thank you.
♪ Good afternoon, good afternoon ♪
Will you excuse me? I'm gonna figure out what the hell that's all about.
Oh. That rumor about artificial Christmas trees off-gassing.
Boy, that Nora was a keeper. Huh?
Hey, Ronny. Ronny, put that down. Ronny! Ronald J. Fishman Pratt, put it down!
- Ooh! - Thank you.
My bro.
Oh. I...
Hey. Besides, I thought that... I thought that we were really becoming…
That was fantastic.
♪ This Christmas train is party-bound ♪
♪ No, Clint I haven't lost sight of what's right ♪
He's not an unredeemable because he drowns puppies.
I'm sorry, but it's not like I wasn't aboveboard about all this.
And it is true,
It's not enough to want it. You gotta get mad. You have to fight.
Your bro.
He'll be humblebragging the crap out of that.
so I just need to get a lay of the land, if you don't mind?
So you're telling me the Dickens story is…
All right, whoever's filming me, I'm impressed.
I'm really good at that. I have a talent for it.
Say it a few more times next time.
As I reach up to place the angel on top,
Uh-uh. Oh, no. You know I find that triggering.
You're a woman of the people. We cast Josh as a snot-nosed elite.
All right.
♪ You haven't felt a woman's touch In so very... ♪
I'm Kimberly.
Yeah, yeah. But don't you want another crack at life?
- And you're just... - Are you allowed to interfere
♪ Another chance at the life I've been dreaming about ♪
You know what, just excuse us for just one second.
and I'm... I'm, you know… selfish.
because you are killing it right now.
- Could I? - You may.
- Butterflies. - Butterflies. She was in love.
Ew. Can I not?
- Two. - Eight. Final offer.
Hey, Chief.
♪ The one you've been denied ♪
- Ah, that feels so good. - Yep.
- What? - Yeah.
When your parents make you eat Christmas dinner
Yes, Clint, but she has a good heart…
♪ And watch the ripples as they spread ♪
- Right back. - You do know I quit, right?
Sure felt like a finale to me.
Wait, Clint, please. Can we just hang on and talk about this for a second?
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ It's like we're all on Molly ♪
No, you're not.
♪ 'Cause the man that I see Could so easily be ♪
Hey, um... Hey, why did all those people get offended?
Hey. I know that wasn't easy.
♪ Just a Scrooge déjà vu ♪
I realize it's a deleted scene. I'm calling an audible. Okay, Bonnie?
Look what Uncle Clint got ya.
- Well, this is great. - Community volunteer work will be…
- No, no. Just one second. - Go to the light. Be with sis.
Trust me, he's hiding something. Everybody is.
More genial? United? Hmm?
- Good for you! - Just saying.
Thank you.
Well, I believe the work we do here is very important.
Congratulations, Ms. Blansky.
- …to say, I… - Yeah.
Oh, come on.
I look out my window and I see my neighbor, Doug, across the street,