Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Ah, that feels so good. - Yep.
♪ Do a little good ♪
But I picked out all the chicken bits, so it should be good.
Oh. I...
and I'm... I'm, you know… selfish.
- Ooh! - Thank you.
- Now, if you'll excuse me. - Jacob, please.
I'm sorry, but it's not like I wasn't aboveboard about all this.
Your clothes are really too tight on me. I feel silly.
♪ This Christmas train is party-bound ♪
You got me a puppy?
♪ Good afternoon, good afternoon ♪
So you're telling me the Dickens story is…
♪ 'Cause the man that I see Could so easily be ♪
Well, I believe the work we do here is very important.
- Right back. - You do know I quit, right?
♪ You strip 'em down right to their core And find a self-centered prick ♪
- What? - Yeah.
♪ To throw a tiny stone Into a mighty stream ♪
♪ Just a Scrooge déjà vu ♪
All right.
Hi.
♪ I used to think that I was sure Of what made people tick ♪
Good.
♪ Doing the world a little good ♪
My bro.
♪ And watch the ripples as they spread ♪
All right, whoever's filming me, I'm impressed.
♪ Now we got one less hateful human ♪
Look what Uncle Clint got ya.
Hey, um... Hey, why did all those people get offended?
- Okay. Yeah? - Yeah.
Hey. Besides, I thought that... I thought that we were really becoming…
Oh. That rumor about artificial Christmas trees off-gassing.
Costume Department!
I look out my window and I see my neighbor, Doug, across the street,
- Could I? - You may.
because you are killing it right now.
it's been a very long time since anyone's tried to get up in my beeswax.
You've been at this 200 years.
Good afternoon.
Listen well, Ebenezer.
And our choices make us who we are, don't they?
Ew. Can I not?
- …to say, I… - Yeah.
In her early 20s. I don't know. We have to find out with who.
Of course she's changed.
No, you're not.
♪ With our feet up while we float Too afraid to rock the boat ♪
- And you're just... - Are you allowed to interfere
♪ My mom used to clean Ritzy places like these ♪
And it is true,
Good afternoon.
♪ Unredeemable? ♪
"Never change"? Now I do want a piece of this guy.
Trust me, he's hiding something. Everybody is.
Congratulations, Ms. Blansky.
That was fantastic.
I'm afraid of you telling her to tank her grades.
Nobody gives you credit for that, do they? Believing in people.
'Cause I gotta live in it, pal.
Wait, Clint, please. Can we just hang on and talk about this for a second?
♪ The story of your life A whole new narrative ♪
I'm really good at that. I have a talent for it.
Uh-uh. Oh, no. You know I find that triggering.
so I just need to get a lay of the land, if you don't mind?
When your parents make you eat Christmas dinner
Outrage is a drug.
Oh, no. I'm... I'm sure that you gotta go big
Probably 'cause I'm gonna go back to work next week
♪ Another chance at the life I've been dreaming about ♪
♪ The one you've been denied ♪
He's not an unredeemable because he drowns puppies.
I'm Kimberly.
is really going to change.
- you know, a legend at... at… - Yeah.
♪ We're bringing back Christmas We're bringing back cheer ♪
Hey. I know that wasn't easy.
Wow!
♪ It's taken me years but I finally quit ♪
- Quiet. - Hey.
He'll be humblebragging the crap out of that.
- Butterflies. - Butterflies. She was in love.
Thank you.
- Two. - Eight. Final offer.
Yeah. Let's have our influencers hit it hard.
- Good for you! - Just saying.
I realize it's a deleted scene. I'm calling an audible. Okay, Bonnie?
That lesson made me so rich, I could buy a million puppies.
Yeah, yeah. But don't you want another crack at life?
Say it a few more times next time.
Oh, come on.
♪ The tingle when Jingle bells are pealing ♪
Hey, Chief.
Yes, Clint, but she has a good heart…
You know what, just excuse us for just one second.
♪ No, Clint I haven't lost sight of what's right ♪
Your bro.
More genial? United? Hmm?
Boy, that Nora was a keeper. Huh?
♪ It's like we're all on Molly ♪
Uh, sir, could we please speed it up a little? Thank you.
Hey, Ronny. Ronny, put that down. Ronny! Ronald J. Fishman Pratt, put it down!
♪ You haven't felt a woman's touch In so very... ♪
♪ Can we really make a ripple ♪
No. Come on.
- Oh. I can see. - Yeah.
As I reach up to place the angel on top,
- Well, this is great. - Community volunteer work will be…
- No, no. Just one second. - Go to the light. Be with sis.
There's supposed to be singing. It's the big climax.
I brought her face-to-face with her mortality,
- Okay, okay, okay. All right. - Yeah, yeah. To the right?
He takes his retirement right now.
Will you excuse me? I'm gonna figure out what the hell that's all about.
You're a woman of the people. We cast Josh as a snot-nosed elite.
Now, he's a little imposing. Doesn't say much. Mostly points at stuff.
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la ♪
Sure felt like a finale to me.
It's not enough to want it. You gotta get mad. You have to fight.