Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, no, no, no, no. Whoa. Whoa.
You know what? I-I'm just gonna stay on her,
♪ We're changing all mankind ♪
- This guy... And he's terrible... - Mm-hmm.
is that he's getting his master's in marine biology and I helped pay for it.
♪ But the world is, what? Tribal So if you want your sales to soar ♪
- Yeah, I can see you. - He can see you very well, I think.
Yes, I... I've seen the movies. I know the drill.
- ♪ That there is truly good in me ♪ - ♪ Truly good ♪
♪ And if you're shocked Then you can kiss my Dickens, son! ♪
Hey, yo, Chief,
Excuse me?
Hello, Governor.
- No, no. - Okay. Here we go. All right, easy. Easy.
Yeah, I'm waiting.
We only get one elevator a day. So, let's catch this one. Bye, guys.
♪ Oh, the cozy glow of yesteryear ♪
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Kiss it.
You know, bust one out on somebody. I think it'll make you feel better.
Well, come on in. He's out back with the kids.
See that, uh, that tiny flutter in her exposure?
You been Christmas Caroled, bitch!
Fine. You're killing me.
Spreading goodwill like a pandemic...
and then just F-O. What about you?
♪ Could I really be someone better ♪
Why do you feel like that you're not making a difference anymore?
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
Hey, you made the right decision.
That's just fun to watch.
You know, when you said, "Good afternoon"?
Sooner or later,
- Is it done? Is it done? - But I can't build it,
Okay. We are walking.
Yes, it did.
♪ I have to go, I have to try ♪
That was the single best Christmas gift that she or anyone else has ever given me.
Are you okay?
It's okay. Don't be scared.
Hey. You watching this?
Come on, Clint.
Listen to me, the second you tweet that word,
- Helping them live their best life. - Best life?
♪ If you wanna make a wave ♪
♪ To do a little good, hey! ♪
Once Josh is done trumpeting his annual good deed, Wrenny,
Um, so, Uncle Clint,
You've more than made up for all that by now.
- Mom said we can open one present tonight. - Cool.
- Is that what you think I am? - Yes, I do. And we are done here.
Apparently, she'd like your help with something, but Owen didn't say what it is.
Briggs Media Group. One moment please.
- it's strictly business. - What?
Plus I never left the door open again, so you know, win-win.
Redeeming an unredeemable is nearly impossible.
Here. Here it is.
- ♪ Friends, it's just called being brave ♪ - ♪ It's just called being brave ♪
- by management on both sides. - Mmm.
- I didn't. I was just following you. - You were following me?
♪ Work a little harder ♪
and no one should have a mustache on their lip and forehead.
You...
I'm the guy you're gonna haunt?
The next ghost… The future's always in flux.
You asked if I was ever alive.
♪ I've gotta make more Of a difference here ♪
The last ghost was a little musky, and I touched his chain.
What day is this?
♪ You take a jerk and work To turn 'em around ♪
Do I look like I'm bluffing?
- Love it. Love it, right? - Okay, hey. Hey. What is going on?
♪ Can you redeem the unredeemable? ♪
Sorry, Ms. Blansky. We'll take the game down the street.
♪ Oh, two little words Can totally change a tune ♪
Or do you wanna play?
Thank you.
I'll feel guilty for a couple of days, but then I'll rationalize it.
No, I... I like it. I... It's kind of a Euro-fit. And I like it on you.
- So do I. - Yeah. That's good for him,
- way better… - 100%.
and the chance to return to Earth and live out the rest of my life as a mortal.
♪ Ripple out to make a wave ♪
♪ Ready to reach beyond A Christmas morning feeling? ♪
Can you cue up DS-261 from a couple days ago?
- Hi, Nora. - Hi.
This is important.
- This is... This is a homeless shelter. - They can't see us.
♪ The big corner office The 12-person team ♪
You know when people at a football stadium do the wave? Like that. More like that.
There's no call for that kind of language, sir.
Please tell me you're kidding.
If we change him, imagine the ripples.
How is this ter... That sounds amazing.
Yes! I'm warm.
Well, okay.
Please. Please.
But your sacrifice would have no meaning if it had no consequence.
♪ Every Facebook-loving boomer Wants to fight a culture war ♪
- Yeah. Of course. - …um, retired, and, uh…
Oh, good. Christmas shopping.
♪ And, I mean, hey, look at me MVP, employee of the year ♪
- that this is getting ridiculous? - Uncle Owen.
Hold on. A... A lie about a nonexistent puppy?
- Roberto! - He's having a weird day, all right?
- Thank you. - No.
Couple of 'em ghosts was twerking over there, if you look closely.
I forgot what it's like to scratch an itch.
- in hopes we can change him into being… - You got to be kidding me.
I don't have the luxury of sitting up here,
That's who we really are. And you know what, I... I accept that.
Keeps you working here year after year, after year,
See? He doesn't want to post about it. Maybe he's a good, humble kid who just...
♪ If we wanna make a ripple ♪
This isn't about me anymore.
Forget it.
I wanted a puppy so bad
- That never gets old. Okay. Hey. - Whoa!
♪ We only care about ourselves ♪
- ♪ There is some decency there ♪ - ♪ Decency there ♪
- Well, none of it's real, anyway. - Wow, he's squirrelly.
Oh, my God, you did it.
♪ Folks will gladly pay your prices To prove those Christmas-killers wrong ♪
No, it's okay. I'm here with you.
- Isn't that nice? - It's warm.
Hold on a second. What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
♪ We're full of that Christmas morning feeling ♪
and come go ice-skating with your new girlfriend.
Oh!
♪ There's a soul Who could see any good in me ♪
Can I have one of these? What do they mean by your retirement package?
♪ We'd rebrand you as nostalgic Tell your customers you care ♪
Clint.
The chain of events that led me to be the monster that I am.
- Cue up CPM-163. Yes. Now. - Not CPM-163, no.
♪ You can be a cynic and a sinner Who can only see the flaws ♪
The ghost changed you, but you never relapsed.
Why is everyone standing around?
♪ Playing our parts, changing hearts One by one ♪
No. Oh, no. No.
Roberto C. Fishman Pratt?
- Tiny Tim. - Thank y...