Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh! Uh, we're meeting later about the ongoing self-care program.
Guys, do you wanna hear the rest of my song?
Look, I know I don't say this enough, and you don't have to say it back…
♪ With every ripple, ripple, ripple That you make ♪
we have a loving embrace and one of those newfangled, modern mouth kisses.
There is no shame in your dedication to the betterment of mankind.
But we were just... We were singing and dancing.
- Uh, hey, Charlie. What's up? - Hey. First of all, love the look.
Wren's opponent for student body president.
♪ You can give the world some good In the daily give-and-take ♪
♪ Just being with you ♪
- Excuse me? - Huh?
♪ You're gonna wanna say ♪
when you asked for it, rather than risk everything
You just haven't dated in a few hundred years.
- Oh. - Ew.
Okay. Well, did Mama consider the stakes? He's an unredeemable!
- Like ya. - Do it again.
All right. God. Has he said anything about me?
And that's me. Mr. Brad Pitt. No. No, I'm kidding.
♪ There's so much left to do ♪
♪ I thought when the push Came to the shove ♪
- Hold on 261. - Have we met?
- And can you stop touching my face? - For sure.
- I really do. - See?
Just let it…
Is that okay?
Why are they singing?
♪ We're giddy with a holiday Goodwill gleam ♪
I told Wren that her choices make her who she is.
You got this.
- Did it... Did it change you? - No!
you know, before you were really ready for it.
Hey! What's, uh, conditioner?
who work very hard on these transitions.
♪ Well, is it possible ♪
Mm-hmm.
Madam.
Are you sure?
♪ If we're jacked up on joy And cheer, it's ♪
♪ You take a jerk and work To turn 'em around ♪
♪ I look in his eyes ♪
Hey, Kimberly. I'm starting my own firm.
but, um, there's, like, a whole party going on, so…
♪ Watch how far the ripples go ♪
♪ Am I forever unredeemable? ♪
♪ Do a little good ♪
Remember, the key word is "quite a ride."
Can we re-cue CPM-163, please?
a year from now, this is gonna be on all of your phones.
Back? Can you even go back?
♪ Framing miles of blue ♪
♪ Well, I have spent each Christmas Day Obsessed with wrong and right ♪
- Where the hell is my phone? - You mean this phone?
♪ And when the big day is finally here ♪
It's not about me.
♪ Now, fellow, here you are In a shitty British bar ♪
Her daughter, Wren, is now being raised by Clint's younger brother, Owen.
So, come on now. Stiff upper. Big-boy pants.
♪ But it's a natural high ♪
♪ All those interested, lean in ♪
- Hey, hotshot, um… - Geez.
♪ We're changing all mankind ♪
I don't want anything to happen to the kid, okay?
All right. That's enough. Back to bed.
All right. L-Look, you're here, you're human.
imagine just how far these ripples could go.
It was great seeing you, though.
Just saying. Maybe it's time.
#ChristmasTreeWar. And remind Wren...
Okay, you're right.
I want a complete breakdown on him.
Clint, you're the brightest guy I know. You're gonna land on your feet.
Okay. Get ready.
Thank you, Marty. Always a pleasure.
Yes! See? This is what I was talking about. Whoo!
♪ Just how far the ripples go ♪
♪ That could turn into a wave ♪
It was just a reflex. I did... Wait. Did I?
♪ Work a little harder than you did The day before ♪
- Yeah, tap is new for me. - A little. Yeah. Yeah.
That is... That is man piss.
- I hear that. - I do too.
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
- Maude, are you texting HR? - No. Mm-mmm.
Ahem.
No.
- I am so sorry. - He should be.
Copy that.
- Clint? - Yes?
♪ There is some decency there ♪
♪ Ripple, ripple, ripple ♪
Boy, we have similar jobs, don't we? Digging up dirt on people.
Please give me another chance. I can change!
- Marley! - I told you, I didn't change.
Pajamas are made of burlap.
I do charge comically enormous fees,
…will you cut the crap and just come along?
- and now you're going full Dickens on me? - Look, I-I gotta go by the book now.
- Oh, here we... Oh. - Hi, hon.
- Great. Thanks. - Yeah. Yeah, sure.
Hey, does somebody clear out our search history after we die?
Roberto.
Really? Which project?
This trade group can't afford to hire some fancy New York media consultant.
♪ You show 'em their life And you hope for the switch ♪
All right.
Oh, it's so sad. Look what you've driven him to.
Oh, yeah.
He's sleeping in the kitchen.
Are you about to fire me?
♪ Every day I wake up ♪
Very, very, very, very, very convincing. Okay, who...
She got you a dog dish to make you think that there was a puppy.
I-I'm not ready for any of this.
I mean, wait. No.
You're ruining Christmas!
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
Well, that hurts.
- Come on, dude. Not cool, man. - What are you talking about?
But if you have a fake tree,
I don't know. M-Maybe there's no magical quick fix.
- Look, Colonel Sanders… - I haunted him, yes.