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Huh, Titus. Brandon is into cars.
Someday you'll wake up and you'll say,
Oh, my gosh, Cyndee, unicorns aren't...
And I've never said this out loud before,
but I think you can do better than Brandon.
Listen to me. Don't listen to me.
He just feels sorry for you.
I do now.
- Where are you right now? - Just sucking on a chill pill.
like I'm Jesus's crazy stepbrother Terry.
I just need five minutes with that country boy.
and a black coffee is a senior citizen?
Do I remember your middle school crush?
No, those are all flyswatters.
Kimmy and her girlfriend out of the apartment.
And Brandon Yeagley got Apocalypsed!
You can die at any time.
It's so romantic, Brandon.
Brandon is gay, Cyndee.
and three beautiful sisters, okay?
You know Cyndee needs someone to take care of her.
I was going to do back in the bunker.
Welcome to New York.
[knocking on door]
None of that is correct.
from the flower district.
Or you could do that now maybe.
He takes care of me... like you used to.
He's starting to panic.
Who do you like to have sex with?
What do I do?
You cut it out!
- Sure, what's up? - We can eat him later.
Straight guys can be vegetarians.
Forget it. Let's just go home.
So you're doing all this to make her happy?
My fiancé and I have decided to return to Durnsville,
or how he's always taking about Ancient Greece
What do you mean next level?
[orchestral music]