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There have been rumors in Ohio.
I promised Cyndee I'd take her out
I just said I liked dogs, so they...
Hmm, I don't know.
Hey, Red.
[sighs] Wow.
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
I guess so, Cyndee.
Just sucking on a Chill Pill
Sure. What's up?
Are you?
Me, too.
I thought we could have nicknames.
I don't know why I brought so much pancake mix.
Scram you stupid honky!
Kimmy, what are you talking about?
Well, at least I have a boyfriend
You get stuff because people feel sorry for you?
[whispering] I didn't give it to them.
What's going on?
I... I got a tattoo that says "bean curd."
[gasps]
so you know he's being faithful.
And I know where I'm going to start.
Well, I wish I was your yellow hat!
Black, gay, and old?
Brandon's perfect.
I'll steal the antidote from the monkey lab.
Really?
Because Cyndee's boyfriend is super straight, right?
- What? - It's gay for "desk."
It's a sign!
[laughs] First time on bath salts, dear?
- Read a nature video. - He's not gay.
I'm going to show her New York.
Ah, first time on bath salts, dear?
Kimmy, I thought that this was just fun...
and a guy who brings her the traditional meat and flowers
Even though that's exactly how you got kidnapped.
But this isn't love!
Hey, what are you up to later today?
- Is that your car? - Mm-hmm.
Me, too... I was trying to have fun,