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Your whole life in Durnsville
you know, quoting Borat,
That's not in the Bible, is it?
I only had to pretend to be him, like, a bazillion times.
So, Brandon,
- You're lying to her. - Really?
And I texted you back.
You're the only person who knows our deal,
I'm a Mole Woman too, but I'm trying to move past it.
Come on, I'm totally exposed here.
It turns out I don't even have a boyfriend.
Titus, age doesn't matter.
Oh, sure.
Okay, dude. I'm in.
the city that never sleeps.
Okay, I just want you to be happy, so...
Was there ever a moment where you were like,
after we kissed, like, twice?
Ugh.
Wait, you know? Then why are you...
[sighs] I love you.
Gretchen, Cyndee has been waiting a long time
I know what they're called.
No, this is not okay, Brandon.
And a guy who brings her the traditional meat and flowers
and, of course, Vegas, baby.
eh.
but there was a mix-up, so his is in English.
He's my fake fiancé, Kimmy,
"Troll the respawn, Jeremy."
She's got a job and a house
[Lillian] What do you want, dear?
Lillian, I'm planning a seduction.
I have to pay for my own gas, you know.
Are you asking me out, you tasty little Bob the Builder?
It's like in the Bible,
- Interest level exceeded. - Wait, wait, wait!
[both] Sports.
Troll the respawn, Jeremy.
What did you promise me?
- Did you get my text? - I did.
That I say these things to women
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