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I did a six-day stakeout once.
I have the perfect line.
No eating with your mouth open.
Eight hours both on watch;
Right?
Thanks for having my back.
who would rather not.
His name is Horace, and he's either a small rat
Yes, devastating burn, sir.
Oh, sorry.
What was that all about?
to drop off money and pick up weapons.
which is constantly, baby.
Well, june bug is a stone-cold bitch.
"How Do They Defecate?"
Sarge?
Four hours is the most
Oh, that... It's not a big deal.
It's a kid's show, Santiago!
♪ When you got none ♪
I just said we don't need a relief team.
Get back in the window.
Yeah. It's different.
No impressions.
How do they defecate?
♪ Stake me out tonight ♪
then we shouldn't be friends.
We told you eight days was too long for a stakeout.
What is happening?
I'm fine with that.
Oh, he should be psyched.
to just be Garfield's owner, Jon Arbuckle?
Sarge, I need to talk to you about the kid's book.
♪ Stake me out tonight ♪
No Regrets.