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And I hear you, buddy.
No Regrets.
Look, I know the story is nonsense
So you just want me to talk about the fourth one?
Well, you did just steal that danish out of my hand
No sassy
Are those separate options,
I'm so sick of the list.
Now you're just eating butter with syrup on it.
My whole problem with basketball was big ball, tiny hands.
Did not go well.
It won't be a stakeout, it'll be a stake-cation.
What do you want to do tonight?
Ooh, what's this?
I've ever spent alone with any human.
drape a medal around my neck.
No talking about your butt holes.
I'm out.
no ballroom dancing, no bird calls, and no male kegels.
but I think it bothered me because sometimes
Okay, but I don't complain about how gross your meal is.
I'm just gonna add it.
when it comes to magic moose wishes,
That sleep apnea mask is something else, huh?
see if anyone knows where he is.
♪ Stake me out tonight ♪
Do you need a relief team?
and being "Garfeldian" is the only reason we don't fight.
And this one's definitely you.
No eating mayonnaise straight from the jar,
No, those are for my filthy Peter Pan And I'm gonna give him a Spoonful of Sugar helps the medicine go down!
Where do you want the food?