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That's cool. You can keep her.
If a restaurant has too many options, I end up ordering napkins.
Hope I didn't bother you.
-Eep! -Okay, Bertie, ready to plate.
Nope.
-Like me! -Check this out.
But I don't know. It's all happening so fast.
-[phone buzzes] -[Speckle] Hey, uh, please call me.
Just measuring the scream space. Looking good.
It increases property value.
The adulthood.
Because this place is a dream!
Oh. Fuck, yeah!
Standard.
[grunts]
Um, I'm worried about you.
No!
Me, too.
Okay, Bertie. [exhales] Calm down.
But of course.
Oh, girl, you nasty.
Consider me a built-in entertainment center with no off switch.
Ugh! You're right, Bertie.
and I have 35 percent down in my space-bag.
and then go home and binge on interior design shows until I feel sick.
Bertie, make room on the counter for these hot trays.
Anyway, Rebecca thinks we should make an offer now,
What? I thought we were all poor together.
And under "occupation" for said account owner,
♪ Reaching up, up, up For the taivaa ♪
Aw.
Be still.
♪ Set in motion what you got ♪
-Eek! -...we can build a deck with a fire pit.
-So, you aren't leaving? -Nope.
I just really liked that one.
Ew!
[in indistinct accent] Because I vinted to learn English.
Come on, third wheels. Let's go.
-Well, what about this place? -Hmm?
Someone put me in a corset and pull it tight until my lungs explode.
-[pig grunts] -Maybe.
Because it's fun to lookie-loo and pretend we're rich.
♪ Seize the moment that you want ♪
♪ On my motherfucking jaguar ♪
I mean, I love it. Why not?