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Five stars, right?
Okay. Call me back.
I'm the picture of productivity,
♪ Everywhere we go, I'll bring the city Something it ain't never had before ♪
This jaguar is ruining my shit!
I maybe have a weird crush on Pastry Pete. [groans]
Why do I always do this?
Oh, man, really?
You guys wanna take bets on how soon I get kicked out of here?
Hey, where'd y'all go?
[grunting] ...and gets hard.
♪ Ridin' around town On my motherfucking jaguar ♪
Well, this is what I get for blindly following you out to the car.
Aw, yeah! Imaginary fucking.
-[screams] -Nah, that's an easy fix.
♪ Lately, I been out my mind ♪
Nah.
[Bertie] I was kinda thinking the same thing.
Uh, how high should we go if they counter?
but the arms of an adjunct.
This can be my craft room where I'll make dolls by hand.
[laughs nervously] These are hot little suckers, aren't they?
Um, uh, could I have that spray back?
Cookie omelet, anyone?
♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie ♪
with its... state-of-the-art cabinets that open and close.
Your b-holes will adore this Tuscan marble.
Wait, did you cross out "income" and write in "jaguar"?
and we have savings for a down payment.
Cooling off now. Bye!
because there isn't a fireplace.
Man, I love addressing all of your concerns.
I mean, have you seen this open house yet?
-Damn it, jaguar! -[Jaggy growls]
-[exhales] -[beeps]
[jaguar growls]