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And sometimes, I think about him.
I get to nerd out about architecture
-[man] Delivery! -Come on up.
Ka-kaw!
Speckle, watch out!
[man] Boxer versus raptor, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na!
Just because our loan is 30 years
Oh, jeez.
What makes you say that?
This is just a starter house.
Shit. He's onto us. Act normal.
-[gasps] -We'll use it once to impress our friends,
Once your loan is approved, you'll be one step closer to home ownership.
[toilet flushes]
[laughing] We have a lot of goldfish!
Great. Joint checking account it is.
What? Where am I?
And probably sit next to a dude eating the world's smelliest egg salad.
-[timer dings] -And right on time.
That's okay.
-Oh. -Ugh! Terrible!
Hi, uh, Rebecca. Did they receive our offer?
In my head, I'm married to three random strangers,
Come now.
What kind of molding would you say this is?
Shut up, hypothalamus, you dirty lobe-humper.
♪ I'll grind till I get signed Name on the dotted line ♪
We always knew at some point we'd grow up and move out.
We're still in the running for this thing.
I don't know. I just didn't want it to hurt you or me.
How about our "buy one, get 40 free" goldfish sale? [laughs]
-Oh, good one, guys. -[grunts]
Hmm! Sweet and sour sauce.
♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie ♪
Ah!
All this talk about mortgages, and 30 years, and early death...
But it doesn't matter 'cause it's all in my head.
-My own garden. -[Speckle] We'd have so much space here.
and I'm terrified that the whole thing is gonna come crashing down on me.
-[people scream] -[jaguar roars]
Took me hours to come up with that name.
Wasn't that the plan?
Consider it a neighborly gift.
Come look at this pantry. It's got a Lazy Susan and a Lively Linda.
This is my actual purse.
A "forever friend."
["City On The Map" plays]
Maybe someday, but right now, the thought of planning a wedding is like, bleh!