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So, why are we going to open houses today?
Also, I'm gonna look really hot in 30 years.
♪ Feed the fire in your heart ♪
Check this out.
I like you two.
She's just mad 'cause I spent all of the money
[sighs]
Great! Now it's sexual!
What's going on with you? You seem, uh, jittery.
[laughs] Uh, my boyfriend and I might be buying a house.
[passes gas]
-Sorry about all this, buddy. -No problem!
[roars]
Okay, I'll unpack that later.
Capitalists!
"What happens to the property if, uh, one of you drops dead?"
-I see you listed "jaguar." -That's correct.
This house is a little farther out. I'll have to take the train to work.
We need to move fast and make a counteroffer.
This could be the master bedroom.
Jeff, wow, uh... [chuckles] that's a good one.
Mmm, but the more I think about it, didn't that kitchen look small to you?
[banker] If both of you are killed, your house will go to your murderer.
Hello, space? Looks like I'm needed elsewhere.
-[gasps] -I assume the two of you are married.
Buying a jaguar is just the Tuca version of buying a house.
So, um, call me back so we can talk about it, okay?
Welcome. My name's Evelyn, and--
♪ In time, I'll be rap genius They'll see me as young Einstein ♪