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Why not? Macy and Gimbel shook hands. That wasn't possible, but it happened.
Tell me, Tommy
me trying to be in the Christmas spirit
The point is, will Mr. Macy think so?
Why?
Searched everywhere for toilet paper.... But nobody’s ’gotany’
-Don't even mention the name. -He's much better than last year's.
That's right. Now scratch yourself.
Mr. Gailey? I represent Mr. Macy. My name's Sawyer.
I believe... I believe...
-Dinner's at 3. -Thanks.
I'll take care of it as soon as he gets through. You'll love him.
Yes. We all discussed it.
But I've got a feeling he is Santa Claus.
You asked for my opinion, and I've given it.
the deluded can be violent.
Dr. Pierce, I've made a great study of abnormal psychology
Will Thomas Mara take the stand?
Let's see, who could rent him a room?
Excuse me, Miss Carter, You wanted to see me? Come right in. Come right in.
What about the Salvation Army?
Put your right hand up here, under here.
Me getting ready for the Blues/Avalanche game
I don't agree.
I don't know whether my father thinks they're silly or not.
Reminds me of Miracle on 34th Street
-I'll get in touch with him right away. -But first get that Santa Claus back!
Just a minute. I have something I'd like to give our friend here.
-Hello, Mother! -Hello, dear.
I said Calvin Coolidge was the first president.
Thank you, Alfred.
I made the martinis triple-strength, and she feels wonderful.
Haislip, Haislip, Sherman, Mackenzie, and Haislip have been kind to me.
-Then get off this case. -But why?
In your Christmas envelopes, you'll find an expression of my gratitude.
-Tell me, who's in charge of this parade? -When you find out, you tell me.
Your new dad's Tony Whitman?! Right. I'm her new daughter, you know?!
And what kind of cases will you get?
If we haven't got what the customer wants, send him back to Macy's.
Yes, Mr. Macy.
-Thank you. -You may go out that way.
If Your Honor please, I can.
No forcing a customer to take something he doesn't really want.
Once outside, I'll explain it to him.
We have no objection, Your Honor.
No, no, no, dear. There.
It's up to the state of New York. I'm just their representative.
I read that the surest way to meet the mother is to be kind to the child.
As a matter of fact, it'll save me a frantic search in the morning.
-Hello! -Hello, darling.
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were our Santa Claus.
Oh, I've been keeping an eye on her.
"He Must Have Monkey Blood In Him Or Something." What the fuck are you talking about?
Do you believe in Santa?
There goes Santa Claus.
But the others were only children, and they pretended to be animals.
Can he produce any evidence?
From now on, not only will our Santa Claus continue in this manner
Yes.
Well, that's a debatable point. Why is it bad? Does he say?
Bernie in his mittens at the inauguration
Especially in court.
It's my duty to protect New York and see that he's put away.
Would you sit down, and I'll be right back and sign your pay voucher.
Of course he is. My daddy wouldn't tell me anything that wasn't so.
No, a real house. If you're really Santa Claus, you can get it for me.
-It worked! -Yes.
That's the entire case against him.
Oh, yes.
The district attorney's a Republican.
Sugar? Cream? Both? Neither?
How old are you, Alfred?
I'm glad you turned 'round. I mean, I'm glad he was there.
-You don't mind if I show you, eh? -No, sir.
A few things have just come into my head, and I'm going to say them.
What's going on here?
I think I'd better get the meat.
And I refuse to have you malign me in this fashion.
-All right. I'll do it. -Good. Thank you.
Thank you for being so kind to Susan.
This is rather serious. You better get a good psychiatrist.
-Your name? -R. H. Macy.
I believe
you still got to believe. And I did, and you were right, Mommy.
Kate and the weather
It would be, if the clerk or Mr. Mara or I believed that we were Santa Claus.
-I wish to protect my client's rights. -Of course.
and in the afternoon, fly south with a flock of geese?
Can Mr. Mara offer proof that there's no Santa Claus?
You could ride to and from work with Mrs. Walker, and...
Good morning, Your Honor.
And that's what's been changing.
With that Mr. Gailey who lives in the front apartment.
demands a broad and unprejudiced view of such a matter.
A doctor. He's been very kind to me. He needs an x-ray machine.
Thank you so much, Your Honor. And a very merry Christmas to you.
Then scratch yourself and chatter. See?
There are six more women out there who wanna thank you.
Many people walk around with similar delusions who live normal lives.
Your mother is calling…
I believe a wall will be built, I believe
Perhaps he didn't understand the question.
We can't have that. Mr. Macy wants to drop the whole thing.
And I agree with the reporters.
Well, he ain't found out yet.
-We could have Mr. Sawyer talk to him. -Of course! He's a psychologist.
Proceed, Mr. Gailey.
I had a feeling Doris was beginning to believe in me.
I shouldn't have brought Susie to see Santa Claus, huh?