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Hey, the stubborn fuck won't budge.
- Get in. Get in. - What is it? Just tell me.
- I've been here for a half hour. - I'm gonna make you a deal.
- What the fuck is it? - You don't give a shit about her!
I read that in high school.
He helped me.
I'd fall in love with you again
Somebody help me
Gimme that night fever night fever
Forget it. Forget it. Just fix yourself up.
- So we could make it. - Look, we make it when I decide.
And if I lose your love I know I would die
When you're quiet and ain't laying all that shit on me and everything.
It was so entertainin'
I'll get your blankets for you.
And boogie with you
I really need to learn
Don't Like Type Me
That guy's a fuckin' sleazy whore.
and he would tell me how to do things.
Now you're a cunt!
We know how to do it
Yeah, maybe if you ain't so good, I ain't so bad, you know?
Five minutes. That's not late. How long you been here?
Any of you guys think maybe he killed himself?
- That's your favorite speech. - You'll never have that much money.
Risin'to the top
Don't cry about it. I mean-- All right. So he helped you.
Yeah, that's great. Only, I ain't so sure it was the Barracudas.
I'll live to see another day
Take off!
- So what? - It's $2.50. It ain't much.
All right! Go!
I'm just not goin' back there, that's all. They're assholes there.
Oh, God. Yes.
Know what's goin' down your throat, man? Big chunks of hamburger.
- You interested? - I don't know.
- Come on. You had enough. - Come on. I like it. They're good.
We can make it shine
Yeah. Let's get a table.
Get your head out of his belt there, girl.
More than a woman to me
Give me a break.
All right. This is what we're gonna do.
That's Shakespeare, right?
And they're broke on Monday. Boozin', whorin'--
You'd make twice as much as here, but you break your back.
You can't defend yourself against their fantasies.
But I don't know. I mean, I feel like my whole life...
and I can't make it on time.
- What do you got, the ''IOU''? - No.
- Right. - I don't believe it.
I started drinking tea recently. It's really a lot more refined.
- You know, the movie, film. - Yeah.
Livin'on the music so fine
- What's so funny? - You know who came in today?
I'm sorry, Mom.
'Cause you got one already, right, you sly fox, you?
It’s clobbering time!
the Boogie Woogie man who gave you coolness, hotness, everything.
I'm moving into Manhattan. I'm getting my own apartment.
I told you not to say ''super.'' Nobody says ''super'' anymore.
Oh, God. Yes. Yes.
the one on television who does all those Polaroid commercials.
All right!
- I did it. - What'd you do?
- my wife's ass is? - You brung it up.
Prayin'for this moment to last
- What are you doin'? - Hey, the shirt!
- You're checkin' out my trophy? - Oh, that's you, huh?
Geez, look at this. You're beautiful, babe.
their dreams of pious glory.
My girlfriend-- Can I tell you something?
Intelligent? Yeah, maybe. Maybe intelligent.
Look at 'em greasin' up the floor
- All right. - All right.
if you had to make a choice between getting an abortion...
Well, now, I get low and I get high
Thanks, Tony.
Keep me warm in your love then you softly leave
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
and he got a girl pregnant.
if you're as good in bed as you are on the dance floor...
about using you...
Think you know how? Think you could be friends with a girl?
The New York Times' effect on man
- You got a second? -Just a minute.
I didn't think you'd go and get upset about it.
Hey, Double J., hey!
I think I'd get an abortion. So long, Tony.
What did she say about it?
Dancin', yeah
How do you remember those things?
- They didn't win it. - This is a fucking shit hole.
I never really looked before
I heard, like, the Pope, he gives special--
carrying his groceries, and three of'em do a shove number on him.
Oh, we can try to understand
I'll live to see another day
Then I get night fever night fever
Here in your arms I found my paradise
I changed my mind about us dancin' together.
You told me how horny a man gets when he's 1 9.
It wasn't true. There's a lot of reasons I was hanging around you.
Out of control
- So what are you doin'? - What am I doin'?
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
We know how to do it
Don't worry! I'm coming!
You guys have the Moses effect. The crowd parts like the Red Sea.
How deep is your love