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All right. All right, Georgie!
Get out!
I don't want my parents to die.
- We can't help him now. - I thought it was pretty good!
I'm supposed to make a model car with my dad.
We've got to sneak our way into the back, Butters.
We had to get out of there.
All right, Butters. We're here.
who's filling in for candyce van flooren? clinton de young.
But I know my country needs me.
There was nothing we could do, Kyle.
Goddammit Butters, what did I say about shooting guys in the dick?
$700 million box office!
You don't get it, Butters! Our lives are about to change!
You have to shoot him, Butters!
and they're gonna screaming and banging on those drums and they're--
Welcome to P.F. Chang's. I'll be right with you.
What? What happened?
You aren't alone.
All right, I mean, it was dark in the theater.
You don't fuckin' do that.
Everyone just step over to that wall. I mean it!
Thousands of Chinese performers play ancient Chinese drums.
You never shoot a guy in the dick.
No, stop! Rape!
It doesn't matter.
Everyone knows that.
I don't know what to do about Kyle.
Good. Did you kill 'em?
Louder. Get down there, boy.
They're just taking Jerry Jones and they're- They're trade raping him!
Harro prease, Bing bao ching ling.
We're taking down those goddamn Chinese right now.
You see, I've learned something today.
Chinese people. There's Chinese people right over there.
Oh, thank God. The police are here! We're safe!
Hey there, Stan! All set to see my new adventure?
Wait.
Why? Why?
A group dedicated to freeing America from Chinese tyranny.
We have to stop the Chinese. Now!