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I don't know. It was horrible. He left and he gave me $100...
I can't, sir.
Big deal. Just call him.
All right, Dirk, what about Deb?
I found this at the lost-and-found at the gym.
Dirk's a good guy. My roommate when I was in law school.
I'd like to do you at some point. Like, you know, really give it to you good.
Oh, God.
Usually my hook is that it's closing time and I'm there.
You're okay, Russ. - Okay. We can hug some more later.
That's my hand.
What are you doing? Don't... Don't involve them.
How's your prostate? I had my breast exam last weekend.
Can you believe it? Where's your Fancyman?
This isn't her, you know.
Who's 30 years old. I don't have health insurance.
No. What do you call top, no pants?
So first of all, thank you for the demotion.
Ha-ha-ha! I'm not happy! Thirty sucks!
I don't... I don't know.
- Don't bring them into this. - Don't tell me, tell them.
- Hello? - Hey, where are you guys?
It's Jess
- Oh, thank God. Hey, what's up, baby? - Hey, is that Shelby?
I think you're a hottie with a body.