Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hung with a 20-year-old dude lately?

That's a Winnie the Pooh. Or a Paddington.

Ready to make love to some college chicks?

- Is Sarah okay? - Yeah.

Eat this granola bar first. I want to try something called the horse trough.

- Donald Duck. - I guess pretty much any bear.

I'm not quite sure how sexy a sex-cretary is supposed to be.

I just said we're giving space. Doesn't mean I can't call her...

And you know what? It's working because...

You got it, my man.

I didn't ask you out because you're younger than me.

Now, Nick, I want you to give me some space.

- He does what he's told. - Yeah.

The text I got at dinner was from my ex-wife.

- Is that a stop sign? - You probably wanna slow down.

In or out of the wig.

"Of course you can, Winston, you're so great." Thank you!

That's the worst answer. Winston? What do you think?

- Do you have identification on you? - Ha-ha-ha.

I asked you out because I like you.

I don't go on dates very often.

Schmidt. Borrow your car, take Shelby to the airport?

Crackers, bubbles, crab, hummus.

Get out of me, you poison.

Hey. Great news. Um, Jess is taking a shower.

All this space...

Yep. Absolutely. Don't even have to think about it.

I want the air that you breathe...

I have 50 different penis items in my carry-on.

Smartest guy I knew.

Had half impaired the nameless grace

- Hey, Jess. - I'm not Jess. I'm her cousin...