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It was an amazing first date. Except for one awkward part at the end.
Black sedan?
- Oh, my... - They just didn't hear.
Don't think twice, it's all right.
No flights.
What are you wearing?
- Second of all, I quit. - So I'll see you tonight.
To get ready for the team-building retreat Monday.
No, sir. Just me and my American heart...
So I obviously must like sleeping with you.
- I thought you were going to Vegas? - No. Mexico. I thought I told you that.
Five nights a week.
Sire their children. They want you to have a bed frame.
Right.
A sex-cretary does scheduling, light filing, basically runs the office.
Chug! Chug! Chug!
- Smartest guy I know. - See how much sex?
- Did you not hear anything I just said? - Oh, no...
I'd like to do you at some point. Like, you know, really give it to you good.
Okay.
Sometimes when I get a really long e-mail
to see if anything funny happened on the plane.