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All good, man. I got your second set, so thank you.
I'm coming back, baby. No space.
Panty-melter.
I'd like to vomit now.
She's not like us.
Thus ends ourjourney through the words of time.
- Really? - I wanted to do more than kiss you.
Sometimes when I get a really long email... I don't read it.
Damn it.
I'm sure the man-bulance couldn't handle Shelby's luggage anyway.
This is not over. Okay?
Dirk is dead!
No, that was a joke.
But do you know who didn't happen to hear you?
Hello, my name is Nicholas. Nick. Nick.
I have to get everybody in a version of "We Didn't Start the Fire."
I want to pass air back and forth between each other...
You actually catch people with that line?
Nick, your houseguest is urinating in the bathroom Tony the Tiger style.
That's Schmidt just talking... What does Schmidt know?
I feel scared and excited.
1989 was, my friend, the year that I learned to use the toaster...
But I've forgotten how to tell whether it's the right moment.
There's a stop sign.
It's over.
about anybody else before.
- Are you serious? - I miss you, Shelby.
Never had to do this. I've never had to seduce somebody before.
where neither one of us has the upper hand, remain a secret.
Sometimes, when I get a really long email...I don't read it.
this?
We gotta find your angle with these girls. Your hook.
Sylvia.
How'd it go with Fancyman?