Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

TWO. GOODBYE.
NICE. CHOCOLATE-COVERED MATZO.
HEY, ACE. HOW YOU DOING?
SHE LEFT TO DO AN ERRAND YESTERDAY AND NEVER CAME BACK.
WHO HAS HAD NO END OF LESS-THAN-PROUD MOMENTS.
PULLED OUT THE BIG GUNS. GOOD. NOW GO!
SO, YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHO THE GUY WAS.
EVERYTHING OKAY BACK HOME?
ASK HIM TO HANG OUT SOMETIME.
CALL.
DO YOU REMEMBER, IN "THE WAY WE WERE,"
I'VE GOT LOTS OF WORK TO DO, AND I'M HANKERING TO GET TO IT.
WE SLEPT.
AND SOMETHING HAPPENED,
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? BITE ME.
HATE HIM WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING.
COME --
WELCOME TO MY NIGHT OF HUMILIATING DEFEAT. ONE IN A SERIES.
YOU'LL GET BOMBARDED.
THAT'S FINE. GREAT.
THERE'S NO SIGN THAT YOU'VE EATEN OR HAD ANYTHING TO DRINK.
[ "TEQUILA" PLAYING ON RADIO ]
PLEASE HELP. YOU'RE JUST STANDING THERE.
THAT WAY, WE ALL KNOW WHO'S SIDE WE'RE ON
HI.
IT'S ME, RORY. IT'S SOOKIE.
DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU
THAT'S OKAY.
THE GUY WHO HAS YOU YOKED TO YOUR CELLPHONE.
I NEED TO CLEAR MY HEAD.
VERY GOOD.
YOU SHOULD COME TO ALL THESE THINGS.
WELL, THANKS, CAESAR. SEE YOU.
FOR THE RECORD, YOU DON'T SNORE.
MY DOLLY FELL. KISS THE BOO-BOO.
JUST HAVING A LITTLE SILLY FUN, MICHEL.
REALLY? HE MIGHT BE AFRAID TO CALL.
WELL, I'M NOT HUNGRY OR THIRSTY.
I'LL JUST IGNORE THEM. STUPID TAYLOR.
YEAH. THEY'RE SUCH A RIP-OFF.
I'M NEVER LISTENING TO THE BRANFORD CEREAL GIRLS AGAIN.
THEY'RE GETTING READY TO REBEL.
OKAY, GOOD.
I KNOW THAT NOW.
THAT'S FRANK, MY DRIVER.
NO, I-I GUESS THERE REALLY WASN'T A PROBLEM.
THEY'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE IN YOUR LIFE, TOO.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING. THAT'S WHAT I'M TAKING FROM THIS.
I-I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT NIGHT WITH CHRISTOPHER.
PARIS?
AND IF YOU TALK TO HIM,
OR JUST, PLEASE CALL ME, OKAY?
SOMETHING STUPID.
I REALLY SCREWED UP THIS TIME.
I'LL WORK ON A BETTER RETORT AND GET BACK TO YOU.
CAN WE BEND YOU EARS?
COOL.
TAKE MY CAR.
YOU WILL EVER HAVE TO ENDURE FROM ME, I PROMISE.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE JUST AN ENDING WITH LUKE. I KNOW, BUT --
YEAH?
APPARENTLY NOT.
I'M GONNA RAISE. ASS.
THEN I REALIZED I FIXED ALL THE WAYS TO GET INTO YOUR HOUSE,
DON'T GO ROLLERBLADING OR BOWLING WHILE I'M GONE.
DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING AT LUKE'S TODAY?
NOT WHEN IT COMES TO THIS.
OKAY, BUT I AM GOING TO CALL A LOT.
THEY DO NOT HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS!
FROM MY AN-- IT'S THE LAST CRAZY THING
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO
LOOK, I CAN'T HAVE THIS OUT.
SHE'S ON HER WAY. I KNOW SHE IS.