Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Occupied! - Occupied!

- Oh, she's gotta go pee. - I'm gonna pee in my pants.

You were almost completely upside down.

OK, this is ridiculous. Silas, give me your keys.

The combination was your maiden name. You think that was tricky?

You know a dude named Cold Blood?

Your wife's enticing snatch has nothing to do with my deep and abiding love for my wife.

That's not true. You'll be getting a bullet.

Looks like it's from a movie.

...sorry about this, we were just... - You used to live here?

That's what counts, moron. Circumference doesn't factor in a size war.

- It's now or never, come with me. - I'm not coming with you.

And I will shoot him in the kneecap and the elbow.

I want you to have it. Have amazing adventures, Shane.

and he showed me that the lid to the mini-mint patties was loose. Look.

And who is this guy? He a cop or something?

He's my nephew. I called in an AMBER Alert.

This is one nice fucking neighbourhood.

We're business partners. Can I go in now?

Bitch, you about to die.

Hey, man, that's not cool. We don't even know these people.

Master Mohawk, Chief Wiggum,

Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

So, listen, little guy.

And I said go half an hour ago, so chop-chop. Tempus fugit.

That's just bad hygiene.

I'm sure you'll get the hang of it really quickly.

- So, no booty, huh? - No, no booty.

Yeah, yeah, of course I got Shane.

that I liberated from the tampon machine in the ladies' room.

- It stinks in here. - How could you let him smoke in my car?