Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What two or more grown men do in the privacy of their own home,
- You deserve a lot better, Kirk. - Thank you,
Ron, honey, I never complimented you on your...
- and I think you two should come. - I think you're wrong.
- Give it to him! - What's up, little bro?
- Do you want me to take it off? - No!
But you broke up with Molly.
Don't let it creep you out, OK?
Ubudla izingane? Ngempela? Yebo, kodwa sengiyaxolisa
Because your kiss
Hey Pirate, can you spot me a 20?
- After you. - Sure you want another one, Dad?
And that's a lot of time off.
- Are you dying? - What?
Goddamn it. Tina Jordan.
- Cam... How's it going? - Mol.
I play in a band.
- Dylan, hey! Sportsmanship. - Fuck you!
No. This girl is, like, fuckin' hot!
And that five point disparity, that is a chasm.
What's up, freckles?
Branson!
You guys must be exhausted from your travels. Please, hey, have a seat.
Because your kiss is on my list
- You're like Yoda. - Yeah, I know.
Tom effin Wopat, bro.
Excellent to see you again, sir.
Nothing. Nothing.
- You're gonna what? - I'll write it down.
- 'Cause I genuinely hate you also. - Oh, cool.
Well, you think maybe I need help
I love you like I love... TV.
Penguins are facing off against the lslanders.
But, truthfully, Marnie.
- but I'm just being honest. - Come on, cut him some slack. Look.
This girlfriend of yours is already startin' shit!
- Nope. Nope. - No?
- Wow. - Yeah. You know why?
Anyway, two months into it, bam, she dumps me.
Você entende de Balística Forense Não! Não entendo nada!
That’s a fair question?!?
- What is it with you people? - Hey, he can just wait his turn.
hello i am the cat hello my name is horse
We gotta fix it. Just act drunk. Thank you. TSA. Come on.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, that's how we roll.
- Well, this is Kirk. - Gerald McCleish. It's a pleasure.
Doctor doctor I keep sneezing out facebook statuses Well try logging oof accounts stop updating to make charging if no results shut the facebook feed down and come again in 90 days to see me
The universe spoke. And I was depressed for months.
Yes, they, they, they let that guy be my boss.
No, I don't think so.
OK, wait.
I reallyjust want to give all that up and get back together with you.
Oh, shit, Molly. Six o'clock.
- Yeah! - No. No.
I really liked you, but all that stuff about
- Got a foolproof moneymaker on the way. - You're gonna want to pay attention.
- Tina Jordan does. - Who the hell is Tina Jordan?
Katie, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
- Hi! - Hi!
What else can I say? Let life come to you.
- Dylan! - Honey, what?
All right, everybody, listen up! TSA! I apologize. This guy's drunk as fuck.
but there's no way on the planet that Molly is into you.
The curse of being an attractive woman.
You are out of shape.
Look. If you want him, you gotta go get him.
My parents don't even know I quit the firm.
- Yeah, underwear is fine. - Ron!
- He is... He just moved. - It's just a thought.
I see what's goin' on. Yeah, I'll get some beers with you.
OK, now we're gonna take it down. A lot.
Gables? Jab-els?
- She really likes you. - Thank you.
Man, you... You guys just sit here and talk about relationships,
Listen, Kirk. I understand that fellas, such as yourself,
I think that makes you one of the most macho guys alive.
- Hey. - Hey. This is Patty.
Oh, yeah.
No, we both screwed up. We told them that it wasn't gonna work.
- Then that's a brain-teaser, isn't it? - Tell me about it.
deduct a point.
and maybe some other old favorites from some other artists? No?
Education Is
Wow. They let guys like that work here?
- Hey! - Hi...
and I'll see all those planes takin' off, goin' places, and I think
- Thank you, Dylan. - No, wait for it.
- What are you? - You're not better than me.
Can I see your invitation?
Sorry I'm late, Fuller.
I'm well, thank you. How are you?
Yeah, you got it.
Good call. Hey, pirate, can you spot me a 20?
Oh Little Bearglove
You... Thank you. You saved my life.
There it is.
It's just smooth. It's a look that says, "Hey, you can put your mouth here."
This is what... All you got is it's inconvenient for you to wear flip-flops?
We're... Oh, that is it.
but I just kept thinking...
The Rose Wagon won an award at a film festival in India with 9 entries. That's like saying the guy who shovels elephant shit at the circus is in show business. No, he's just the elephant shit guy.
Hey.
Know what? We're actually pushing back right now.
Deduct whatever's left.
- What a pleasant surprise! - Target acquired.
- Kirk, please. Your balls are shaved. - Oh, I know. I know.
I can get you a mad discount on a flight, if you want, though.
- Sorry, friend? - He's with me.
- horrible girl. - Marnie?
- Stephen Hawking and his lady nurse. - He's the master of space and time!
- Kirky! - I didn't think you were gonna be here.
OK, so then what does that make you?
And... here she comes.
What if I show you something I'm self-conscious about?
- It's a memo. - Put it back in the trash!
Two?
Boarding passes and IDs where I...
- Yeah, man. - Yeah.
Oh, man!
Come on, Jack. Come on.
And now, to the gorgeous birthday girl, Katie McCleish.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course.
Three?