Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So Fuck You Alllllll
Who brought the good new bear? Someone give him some honey
You're 21 years old now.
Holding up? Yeah
who's trying to set you up before you die
- Know what your problem is? - What?
- OK. I'm... See you down there. - Good to see you again, kid.
Fuller, you have a choice. You can step aside or you can fight me.
and I will stab you in the eyes with confiscated scissors.
Sweetheart, remember the baby.
The moment when Aladdin went to meet Princess Jasmine.
I didn't mean to tell 'em, Kirky. I'm sorry.
Yeah, I know.
Mind if I join you?
- Helps raise the hairs. - I don't like this!
- Excuse me. - I'm faster than you!
You think you're Mr. Hot Shit now with your new chick?
- Yeah! - Ron!
Have a nice flight.
- Shit, are we being evicted? - No.
This floor's all slippery! And these shoes are fucked for this!
We were getting sort of hot and nasty, you know...
- No. - Yes.
a TSA agent or shovel elephant shit at the circus.
God.
- What? - That's what I call it.
I'll look pretty fuckin' stupid if I stop now!
Yeah!
That is exactly what's happening.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
That's a lot of 15 minute convertibles
OK. I was right about Molly. She's a ten, OK? A hard ten.
- I don't have a bathing suit. - Wear your underwear.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
- Please. - That's awkward.
OK.
It was easy for you to say. You switch jobs at the drop of a hat.
Who wants it, who wants it??? I’ll show it, I’ll show it!!! Me, every time I feed my dog....
But you did dump me! Why don't you just admit I was never good enough for you?
I... No, sure, no problem. No problem.
- OK, this is not good. - All right, I'm going.
Yeah, I'm not going to Branson with you people.
- Oh, that's sweet. - She's a keeper.
Look at me. You OK?
But it might not bother you. Who knows?
He's the black guy from Rush Hour.
Always using protection.
When do you want the bad date bail-out call?
Wow, Kirky, sounds like you got some good stuff goin' on.
What? No. Maybe I'm just a bit lucky tonight. I...
Of the best things in life
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This is when you say, "Hi, Molly."
- Should be extensive. - What's the damage on that?
- I'm Karen. - Wendy.
I got, like, 30 minutes of sleep last night.
Who brought the good news bear?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Whatever you do, don't look directly at it.
I'm gonna have to ask you to exit my personal space.
When my friends talk global warming during a polar vortex and I try to weigh in because I've seen the day after tomorrow.
My shift doesn't start for another half hour,
You are my family and I love you, but really, with the exception of Mom,
You know that from the break room! What's it gonna be?!
Wow. She sure is somethin', isn't she?
My base fee is 1 5,000. So 1 00 people...
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
- You can't settle for a three. - Two.
I don't know. You were pretty smooth at the hockey game.
No. No. I hate her. In fact, the day that you broke up with her,
- Cool. Oh, you remember Patty. - Hi.
- How many times have you called her? - Five.
- Yeah. Mono of the heart. - Oh, my God. How's your vagina?
This is fine. 'Cause this is clean. It's organized.
Oh, look at this.
Jh
Know how I made it through those dark days?
Oh, well, well, well. Thanks for comin' in, Kettner.
Pittsburgh tower, November-five-four-five-Charlie-Papa
You know what, Stainer? All it takes is one.
I didn't want to jinx it. But she was perfect.
Você como criminalistas entende de Balística Forense? Não! Não sei nada sobre Balística Forense!
Ah, sorry. One more thing. Is there any salsa?
Way to go. What happened to you? You look like shit. Besides that.
- Thank you. - Sure.
Jesus Christ.
Wait a minute, dude. Does that, does that say...?
- This place is gorgeous! - Thank you.
Yeah, I would.
You're so excited about something that you come early.
Everybody, let's raise a glass to Patty and Molly for throwing, by far,
Yeah! Way to go Kirkers!
- Seven. - Fine.
Oh Litte Bearglove
- Oh, this is Kirk. - Hey.
You're not a college graduate, you've never been to Europe,
You're like a street urchin, and this is the palace!
I'm sorry, the player that I was screaming at is a forward,
It's just like me sayin' that I'll never go to the moon,
You know, like those old-timey barbershops?
She's not into me. There are very few things that I am absolutely certain of.
I've completely forgotten how good-looking he is,