Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah. - OK.
I ejaculated in my pants
Stainer, you're in a Hall and Oates cover band!
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OK, Kirky, let's go.
Who told you I have a defect? Cam?
OK, I think we can all agree that Debbie here is one wicked hot box.
where I return some lost property to a fellow human being.
This better not be where you ask me out because you confused my hatred for you
This chick of yours makes her look like a pig.
OK, let's move out! Movie night! I do not want to miss the previews.
You didn't let me finish. More common for skanks.
- Man, you gays smell good. - That's good.
- No one'd ever fuck a moodle. - No.
"It's on my list of the best things in life."
If it did, I would grow a pretty thick goddamn beard.
I tell them this
I mean, that's what you do for a living, right? You throw parties?
No, no, no. Not so fast.
- Yes, I did. - All right, good.
What the hell are you doing?
and you can't even spend 30 seconds with mine.
- Yes. Let's go. - If Kirk's getting back together
- Nope. Only 58 seconds. - Damn it!
If anything, you paid her a compliment. Right?
- I want to have another baby! - No, that's OK, sweetheart.
Have you seen Katie? Let's go see Katie.
- Yeah, yeah, man, I know. - I'm so happy for you, Kirky.
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and your car really is a shitbox.
Ready? You and me, downstairs, Slap Shot Regatta.
- You're a moodle. - A "moodle"?
Shut up, Jack!
- Hey, there, pirate! - So, Ron, you're here.
Hi. I'm Molly. Nice to meet you, too.
getting together with his family. It's been a while since I had
This is Molly McCleish. I'm sorry I missed your call.
- I'm a lawyer. - You're a lawyer?
I've been raw-doggin' some randoms. Usually careful. Mostly careful, though.
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- Fuck you! - Fuck!
- Right. - Just a non-descript nickname.
but the truth is, I'm the only one here that's married.
with just a big friggin' oyster in my shorts.
I mean, I think anything's possible.
- Look, guys! - Jack!
and the Hamburglar wasn't into me? Listen to yourself. Fuck you.
No offense taken. I assume that I am probably not your type.
No, barely. I probablyjust asked for directions to the beach.
Yeah that's average the day that Jack sleeps with YOUR wife
Never consummated. Totally platonic relationship.
What the hell?
Remember when I nursed that baby bird to health?
Oh my God, how’s your vagina?
Where do you get this shit?
Check it out. We got about 1 00 peeps coming.
What's wrong?
That's not it! Look, Kirk, I am really worried about you with her.
hanging back 'cause they're trying to kill a power play.
Oh, me.
- You OK? - Yeah.
Boarding passes and IDs where I can see... Hi!
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- Who is this? - Stainer. Don't hang up.
There is some logic in that.
I'm referring to sexual relations, Devon.
- Hey. - Hey.
What?!
I thought you were hangin' drywall or somethin'.
Is that what you want to hear, Kirk? Are you happy now?
How long was I down there for? What's my time? What's my time?
So you speak French?
OK, come on, you can do it. He's got nothing.
- Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts. - Right.
Tickets are non-refundable, and I love Branson, but it's totally up to you.
- I'll show it! - Yeah!
when we had a whole conversation about how he was old-fashioned!
Adult Education is a tribute band.
Flight attendants, prepare for departure.
And so I quit the firm, went into business with Patty.
You're the best guy I know. I won't let you end up with her. You're a ten!
Thank you for pissing off your boss for me.
Holy Moses.
Believe it or not, this has nothin' to do with you.
Pad up chicken shit
Dude! Go shit in your hand
and my... Marnie and Ron.
But instead of eating it, we smash it. OK? You can do a lot better.
I... I...
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you can push your meat into any human being you want.
Really?
So TSA today. Is there a tomorrow or...?
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She knows a strange amount about hockey.
- You know what this reminds me of? - What's that?
I think this is the first time we're meeting. Ever!
- but no, you're a hard ten. - What are you talking about?
This is all my fault. I'm very, very sorry.
Why are you walking so fast?
Boarding passes and IDs where I can see them, please!
You were fucking some other chicks, yo? Yes, but I'm really sorry Unathi
Leroy fired him again.
Please, this is... This is very important.
Hope we aren't interrupting.
I think it's time for you to dance with me.
- Who's your little friend? - Oh, God!