Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can I see your invitation?
This kind of reminds me of my place, except for my place is a total shithole.
She's only 20. She's not 30. And she's not you.
OK, that is not nearly big enough.
This is important. I was good to you, right? I mean, I was sensitive.
- Why doesn't it count? - Say "shit." I'll give you 1 00.
I don't know. Maybe.
- Sure. Have a good night. - Thank you.
Marnie get real!
It's just terrifying, frankly,
Listen, Kirk, I love you,
- Fuck you, man! Fuck you! - He's such a freak!
Take good care of her. She's a special girl.
Everything seems to be in order. You ever been to San Francisco?
- OK, your turn. - Yeah.
Who wants it?
Cuz I am an insane motherfucker!! You know this from the break room!!
- Molly, how are you doing? - Fine.
I flew choppers back in Nam, Saigon. Evacuation, April, '75, that was...
- No, it's for your earrings. - Or that.
- Dylan! - We're all thinkin' it.
You bet. You know, Ger and Lucille invited me.
It's all good. I thought you were gay, too.
- Jesus... - You really having to think about this?
And as far as I can tell that's the only thing separating you from perfect.
- Here's your phone. - Oh, thank God.
I don't know what Molly's told you about me, all right?
- This party is so amazing. - It is, right?
- No, Dylan! - You still got it!
So that puts me back at a seven.
with a Home Depot logo on the back. What's up, right? Right?
- Stainer. - What?
Your kiss is on my list
Thought we'd come by, take the Captain off your hands.
Because your kiss
Kirk! Oh, my God.
- It's over, man. - No. It's not over.
Excuse me. You're not supposed to be on your phone.
Hoping that I have a defect that you can work with?
I think this is really pretty. How's it work?
Oh, come here, beautiful. Time to go to work.
He's all about security and steady paychecks.
Well, unless she has a first class ticket, back of the line.
Oh, shit.
- First place. First place. MVP. - I don't think I'm better than you.
Actually according to the film the day after tomorrow The earth actually gets colder
- Boarding passes and IDs, please! - Next! Oh, ma'am!
- Oh, this is my friend, Devon. - Princess Jasmine.
- Do you need a hand? - Oh, motherf...!
My Big Defect
OK. Well...
OK, Kirk. You clearly have some major self-esteem issues.
Hi, there. Everybody, this is Molly.
I'm going to go find Molly and show her that I am good enough.
We have to get him off. I'll have to have you come with me.
It's OK.
And I guess we have a problem with communication, and...
I'm a five. This is a five. Hard five.
Never been driven home by a waiter before.
you won't get off the couch to shake my father's hand
- Please leave a message... - What?!
In ten minutes, Kirk is leaving on a plane for Branson with a horrible,
It's been a while and I'm not very experienced sex-wise.
What... Scott Reese knows you?
Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Gonna be a long flight, eh, pirate?
Look at that.
- Hello? - Hey, Patty.
Because your kiss
- Thank you. - All right, then...
Ok
- Yeah. - Thanks, Ron.
- You remember Kirk. - Yeah, how could we forget? Yeah.
Fuck it. You seriously not wearing any underwear?
Just tryin' to help, that's all.
- What, did that already happen? - We weren't technically dating yet.
- in front of her... also naked. - But what's to be terrified of?
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I miss us.
It's open. It's kind of like eating on the Today Show set.
But he drives a shitbox, deduct a point.
You're gonna tell me what's going on?
You're a ten! Kirk, don't do it!
Come on, Dylan! Get in the zone! You're still my MVP, baby!
- I'll get us some wine. - Yeah, cool.
- We could meet there. - Yes, of course.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- I just... This is amazing. - Hey.
He shit his pants. It's very embarrassing.
This is Randy.
Yeah... I think she likes me.
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- Take a point off. - What's wrong with my Neon?
Hello? Patty? Goddamn it. you fucking hung up on me!
- It's Kirk, right? - Oh, God. Hi, Cam.
With beakers and... But, obviously, I'm cool with that. Like...